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Shame Marasi wasted her education and joined the constabulary.  She could have been alloyer.

The most malleable Allomantic metal?  Bendalloy.

Why do they call him Wax Dawnshot?  He has the Bands of Morning.

Forgetting where you put your Coppermind?  Nope, still not irony.

Shame TenSoon kept that wolfhound body.  With hands instead of paws, he's a great artist, he really kandra!

Did you hear about that army that attacked Elend Venture?  It was a total koloss.

Of course everyone uses two at a time, they're called "dualing canes."

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A Feruchemist's favorite ride at the amusement park?  The Terris Wheel.

The wedding of Lord Waxilium Ladrian and Lady Steris Harms?  I heard it went swimmingly.

Sazed's favorite kind of music?  Two-Part Harmony.

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Opinions on the Last Empire end:

Lord Ruler: Skaa rebellion was really a scandalous thing.

Breeze: The reign really went with the wind.

Vin: Good joke, Breeze.

Breeze: Even a small wind can bend a tiny tree.

Vin: Wait! I should know that you used an allomancy on me! And stop that. You are not Ham to philosophy me.

 

 

Low sense of humour by Kualo, checked :)

 

 

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