Arcoss Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) Where would the Hermalurgic Olympic Games take place? The Kolosseum Edited August 11, 2016 by Arcoss 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 (edited) What do you call it when a Lurcher flirts with you? Pullin'. I regret nothing Edited August 28, 2016 by bleeder 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 (edited) What is the shapeshifting wife of a presidential candidate? MeLaania Trump Ok done now Edited August 28, 2016 by bleeder 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archibaldie Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 What do you say when Dox goes to sleep? Docksoff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mason Wheeler Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 What do you call it when a Faceless Immortal says two things that can't both be true? A kandra-diction! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adurna Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 On 8/28/2016 at 8:54 PM, bleeder said: What is the shapeshifting wife of a presidential candidate? MeLaania Trump Ok done now I laughed so hard I think I died 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 Just now, Adurna said: I laughed so hard I think I died I dole out puns with no regard to race, sex, religion, or socioeconomic status. I'm a rusting saint, I am. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asasasyn in White Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 How do you call game company that hires only zinc Mistings? Riot Games 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Where are young Mistborn grown and fermented? Vinyards. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaatuu Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) An Augur, an aluminum gnat, and a duralumin gnat walk in to a bar... ... ... Nothing, because there all useless. Edited September 27, 2016 by Vaatuu 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 What did one emaciated nobleman corpse say to another? Not much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUQ Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 Ouch. Some of these are painful. I'll do my best... What have Marsh and Wax's coach-driver got in common? You should av-Hoid both of them. Why do Wax and Wayne get on so well? They both enjoy steeling things. What kandra is the best at imitating hands? Paalm. I'm sorry. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 1 hour ago, The True Survivor said: What kandra is the best at imitating hands? Paalm. duuuuude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUQ Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 6 hours ago, goody153 said: duuuuude Yeah, I know. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 Woah, why did that slave start killing his masters? I dunno, he just snapped What did the Pewterarm say to Coinshot? Stop Pushing in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoidvsVoid Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 What does The final empire and pokemon have in common? Too much ash! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoidvsVoid Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 What did Vin accomplish in order to measure herself next to Kelsier? She took out the Lord('s) Ruler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tariniel Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 This isn't mine, though I don't remember where I saw this one. What do you call a fight between two coinshots? Spoiler A boxing match! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eki Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 46 minutes ago, Tariniel said: This isn't mine, though I don't remember where I saw this one. What do you call a fight between two coinshots? Hide contents A boxing match! Or a coinincidence? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eki said: Or a coinincidence? damnation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tariniel Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 10 hours ago, Eki said: Or a coinincidence? Arghhh... That was good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savanorn Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 What do you call a pewter ferring who makes his own beer? A Brewt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 On 10/29/2016 at 9:27 PM, Savanorn said: A Brewt. I am Brewt. Here's another batch of (really) dumb jokes: If Straff had a son that loved exploring, would he be called Ad Venture? What's a coinshot's favorite British holiday? Boxing day! What does a grumpy old Kandra say to squatters? Get off Me Laan! That joke about the Atium compounder is always so funny! I know, right: that one never gets old! What do drunk Allomancers do? It really depends: some Steel your stuff; others Lurch around drunkenly, and some start Smoking. Why do Mistborn look so strange? Because they have a Tin Eye and a Pewter Arm. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 This thread's been too quiet lately... What would you get if you cloned Kelsier's crew? A pair o' Dox! (I'll just leave now) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 Crappy pickup lines incoming! Hey girl, are you a duralumin Ferring? Because I'm feeling a real connection. Hey girl, I must be a Seer, because I'm seeing you in my future. *Disclaimer: make sure before using lines that target is not actually metalborn. I am not responsible if any coins find their way into your head* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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