FeatherWriter Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Y'all might want to try her tumblr. I'm not sure how often Maki gets on 17S. Actually, let me see if I can get her on chat and see if she's even taking commissions right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 well... Harmony's new shampoo just ruined our escape plan... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurthemir Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) *Walks briskly into Feather's throne room.* Brightlady Feather! This fighting has been tiring on the both of us. There have been words tossed, Shardblades and a highstorm summoned, a nyan-cat and spear casualty, the wall was cut apart,(My bad) and there is a pepper shaker missing from table 3 in the mess. Since I've been away I've also noticed that we share similar views on certain Stormlight characters. (You might be a bit more enthusiastic than me on those though) *takes a small step forward* So I propose a truce. An end to this fighting would allow the both of us to refocus our efforts on convincing the 17th Shard of Renarin's innate awesomeness among other things. (Note that this is by no means a capitulation of Lurthemir to the Featherblades, nor is it in any way, shape, or form an offer to join the Featherblades.) Edited May 19, 2014 by Lurthemir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) Welcome Ashiok. The Featherclan has expanded even further. This is the list I have currently, correct me if I'm wrong: Feathertips: Mailliw73 (Captain/Founder), lwd24evr (Sergeant) Featherblades: Natans (Captain/Founder), Pinpoint, TheShogun, Khyrindor Featherbows: Quiver (Captain) Feathermancers: Joe Featherfarmers: Ashiok Edited May 27, 2014 by Mailliw73 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 but but but... My plan to get Luth out with Harmony's atium... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lwd24era Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 *sigh* he must come to Our Lady of his own volition, otherwise his service is hollow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 what exactly would I have to do? Is this a legally binding contract? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Wasn't Quiver the Leader of the Feather Bows or Something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Oh correct, I forgot about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Hello I am what is known in some circles as "the FeatherWriter's biggest fan" and I would like to join this totally radical cult, for completely honest reasons. May I join this wonderful fanclub? ... I am friend. Honest. There is no deceptiveness here and I harbour negative hostility for the great and wonderful Feather Writer. Big fan, yes absolutely. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Meanwhile, while everybody was arguing and chasing Lureth, Lightsworn Panda had escaped to the land of pandas (and the lightsworn). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) what exactly would I have to do? Is this a legally binding contract? If you wish to Join Our Ranks, Simply Ask one of the Captains, Or Equivalent Ranks, If you can Join. They'll always say Yes. Hello I am what is known in some circles as "the FeatherWriter's biggest fan" and I would like to join this totally radical cult, for completely honest reasons. May I join this wonderful fanclub? ... I am friend. Honest. There is no deceptiveness here and I harbour negative hostility for the great and wonderful Feather Writer. Big fan, yes absolutely. Welcome! What Group would you Like to Join? I personally Reccomend the Feathermancers. We get access to Featherbinding and Feathermancy. FOUL MONSTER!!! You attempted to Gain Access to This Thread Using Trickery And Guile? How Dare you Malign the Name of Our Lady! Edited May 19, 2014 by Hello. My name is Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 So that list is now updated completely, with everyone who has commented in this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 I shall now create the featherfarmers, with powers over the surges of transformation and growth. We make everybody's food so that they can protect our lady feather! Soulcasters before Hoes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 HOLD UP. SHROOM YOU GET YOUR GROOS NASTY KERJISH FACE OUT OF MY FANCLUB THIS INSTANT BEFORE I SMITE YOU. YOU USCK AND I AHTE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE AWFUL AND MY SWORN RIVAL FOREVER. JUST SHUDDUM AND STOP LEAKING STUPIDITY EVERYWHERE LIKE A BROKEN MORON FAUCET, YOU WORTHLESS FUNGUS. ...the only problem is that nobody on 17S knows about our eternal rivalry because you never freaking post over here and you only ever get on tumblr and the cosmere chats you ksjkleksjlkjkslj;eiowhsdflkjeslkerk. *coughs* Featherblades, allow me to introduce Shroom. Also known as RenegadeShroom, also known as InsurrectionistFungus. He is my kismesis which basically means we hate each other with the passion of a thousand suns and we also have our own dumb language that consists of both of us ironically using each other's typos. It's a very complicated sort of mutual rivalry that consists of a lot of dumb insults and lots and lots of capslock. I do have copious amounts of evidence showing how horribly lame and completely worthless he is though over on tumblr of course. Now that introductions are out of the way. SHROOM GET OUT OF HERE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE. COMING INTO MY THREAD. THE FEATHERBLADES WILL DESTROY YOU. AND IT WILL BE AMUSING TO WATCH. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) Welcome Ashiok. The Featherclan has expanded even further. This is the list I have currently, correct me if I'm wrong: Feathertips: Mailliw73 (Captain/Founder), lwd24evr (Sergeant) Featherblades: Natans (Captain/Founder), Pinpoint, TheShogun Featherbows: Quiver (Captain) Feathermancers: Joe Featherfarmers: Ashiok I am the Captain and Founder of the Feathermancers. But we don't use the Term Captain, Our chain of Command goes; Lady Feather (FeatherWriter) The FeatherBorn (Me. Or Joe. Which ever one is the dude who Posted this Comment. The Feather Knights (...) The Featherings (...) The Featherbinders (...). As the Featherborn, I have full access to all of My ladies Magical Arts. GASP!!! I had not Realized that He was one of the Foul FeatherBurners My Lady! I beg your Forgiveness and Ask that I might Smite him for thee. Edited May 19, 2014 by Hello. My name is Joe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 This is going to get interesting. A battle between Feathers and a Shroom. I like it. (Cackles evilly from sidelines) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 So that list is now updated completely, with everyone who has commented in this thread. There is a list? Where is it? But quietly, so this fiendish fungus cannot defile our fun. Yeah... Swimmingly's way better at alliteration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 18:27 Feather: I am outing you as a kerj to the featherblades 18:27 Feather: They're going to kill u 18:27 Feather: And I will laugh 18:27 Shroom: PUHLEASE 18:28 Shroom: hahhahaha 18:29 Shroom : Your little cult is hilarious though. 18:29 Shroom: I am very threatened and afraid! 18:34 Shroom: Are you effortposting about my greatness? 18:34 Shroom: This is the only logical conclusion to draw from your extended silence in and viewing of that thread. 18:35 Feather: shuddum 18:35 Shroom: You're going to wax poetic about how awesome I am. 18:50 Shroom: Awww, Feather, look you made this whole effortpost about me! DAWWW 18:50 Shroom: (totes adorbs that your cult thinks they can destroy me) See, Shroom, now your kerj-ishness is revealed to all! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lwd24era Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 *calmly readies my spear and aims it at his head* Orders M'lady? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted May 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 There is a list? Where is it? But quietly, so this fiendish fungus cannot defile our fun. Yeah... Swimmingly's way better at alliteration. On the bottom of page 9. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I'll have you know that I was a perfectly sweet and nice fungus until Feather decided to be incredibly horrible fungus-racist. You've done it again, Feather! You've turned another group of people against me just because I'm a fungus! D; Now that introductions are out of the way. SHROOM GET OUT OF HERE. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE. COMING INTO MY THREAD. THE FEATHERBLADES WILL DESTROY YOU. AND IT WILL BE AMUSING TO WATCH.The only thing amusing about it will be watching your little cult flail their sticks at me in an attempt to be threatening! (so threat. such terror. wow.)I mean, psht, if you really thought they could destroy, you wouldn't have sicced 'em on me. One does not kill or allow the killing of one's kismesis, after all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurthemir Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) *Looks around at the strange scene developing in the throne room after reading everything Feather posted about Shroom* So Feather, it appears you and I could work out that truce I mentioned now right? Edited May 20, 2014 by Lurthemir 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 I am a FeatherFarmer. I use fungicide. GG mister fungus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherWriter Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 *Looks around at the strange scene developing in the throne room after reading everything Feather posted about Shroom* So Feather, it appears you and I could work out that truce I mentioned now right? Yeah yeah, Lurth. We cool. You're a cool guy. No truce needed. Keep up the good work. I'll have you know that I was a perfectly sweet and nice fungus until Feather decided to be incredibly horrible fungus-racist. You've done it again, Feather! You've turned another group of people against me just because I'm a fungus! D; The only thing amusing about it will be watching your little cult flail their sticks at me in an attempt to be threatening! (so threat. such terror. wow.) I mean, psht, if you really thought they could destroy, you wouldn't have sicced 'em on me. One does not kill or allow the killing of one's kismesis, after all! Oh pllllleeeeaaaaasssseeee Shroom. I turn people against you because you are lame and usck. It has nothing to do with the fact that you are a fungus, or the fact that you live in Australia. And well, the reason I haven't sicced them is because tormenting you is my job. I know you already hate-flirt with like everyone else and hate-cheat on me, but I am a faithful kismesis, which also makes me better than you. And you're already so terrible at this that it hardly takes any effort from me at all. Geting other people to help out is like asking for help on the tutorial level of a video game. Now if you presented some kind of challenge, maybe things would be different, but you don't, and you're my kismesis, so I can handle you on my own. And like you said, kismeses don't kill each other. It's just in bad taste. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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