theTruthshaper Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 *Machine gives reading a piece of paper, on the other side.... Spoiler 5 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: *Inserts the location of the unknown shards* Insert the Stormfather 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Gets a personal highstorm inserts a obscure french electronic pop song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: inserts a obscure french electronic pop song. You get a picture of French firefighters setting themselves on fire (wearing special clothes that protect the wearer from the flames) and then winning a fight with riot police during a protest for better working conditions. (The French are scary...) Image of firefighters setting themselves on fire (I was incorrect, and they didn't fight the police while they were on fire. Goes to show why fact checking is important. ) Video of one of the cases where firefighters fought the police (I was also incorrect here, they didn't exactly win, but they managed to push the police back quite a bit initially): *Inserts a pinecone* Edited June 8, 2020 by SirWolfe Clarification and images 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Just now, SirWolfe said: You get a picture of French firefighters setting themselves on fire (wearing special clothes that protect the wearer from the flames) and then winning a fight with riot police during a protest for better working conditions. (The French are scary...) *Inserts a pinecone* I want to see that picture. You get a full grown pine tree Inserts a request for unpublished sanderson books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Gets the unpublished book but published. *Inserts hate mail from everyone who didn't get anything back from the machine.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Machine spits it back at you with a hate mail of it's own for you Inserts the white stuff from a oreo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: Inserts the white stuff from a oreo. Somehow I read that right after biting into an Oreo . Gets a piece of freeze-dried celery. *Inserts a totally normal metal spike * Edited June 8, 2020 by Rosharan A.C. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Gets DA sign up form Inserts stormtrooper helmet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 You get a lengthy explanation that shows that stormtroopers actually have really good aim! *Inserts a million wooden letters* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 Gets a stick (Not fire) *Inserts a lightning bolt from a highstorm* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 19 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: Gets a stick (Not fire) *Inserts a lightning bolt from a highstorm* Gets shocked. (I mean... it’s still lightning) *inserts too many hours spent browsing Sanderson memes* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 Gets hours of laughter. *Inserts $1.25* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 Gets 0.98 Pounds *Inserts self* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, The_Elsecaller said: Gets 0.98 Pounds *Inserts self* Gets name tag *Inserts a washing machine.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 Gets dirty clothes. *Inserts someone's criminal record.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 Gets fake id *Inserts a couch* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said: *Inserts a couch* Gets the Ottoman Empire (get it? Ottoman?) *Inserts a white branch that comes from Yolen.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 2 hours ago, SirWolfe said: Gets the Ottoman Empire (get it? Ottoman?) *Inserts a white branch that comes from Yolen.* Gets a worldhopper inserts atium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 Gets a vision of rutabagas and fluttering birds. inserts a cremling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerOfLight Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 You get a perpendicularity! Inserts shardblade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) Edit: Dang ninja'd! Gets a Dysian Aimian Vending Machine now has a severed soul and therefore cannot deposit items. Sorry. *Fixes machine* *Inserts approximately 3 grams of applesauce* Edited June 11, 2020 by Matrim's_Dice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Matrim's_Dice said: *Inserts approximately 3 grams of applesauce* Gets one diamond chip (the sphere). *Inserts a Wyndle* Edited June 11, 2020 by SirWolfe I forgot to feed it anything 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, SirWolfe said: Gets one diamond chip (the sphere). *Inserts a Wyndle* You get rutabagas and fluttering birds! *inserts diamond potato chip* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: You get rutabagas and fluttering birds! *inserts diamond potato chip* You got a overpriced food. (Gold plated chicken) Inerts bead of lerasium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said: Inerts bead of lerasium Spits out a half dead, bleeding Elend. *Inserts a Cryptic spren* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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