Rosharan A.C. Posted June 7, 2020 Report Share Posted June 7, 2020 Gets a stuffed Soonie Pup *Inserts an origami flamingo that used to be the last page in Oathbringer* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 4 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said: Gets a stuffed Soonie Pup *Inserts an origami flamingo that used to be the last page in Oathbringer* The vending machine destroys (painfully) you for you sacrilege of a sacred text. Inserts actual oathbringer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Get's shardplate *Inserts a coppermind that has all the information from The Coppermind.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 The Vending Machine spits out a note. You think I didn’t already know this stuff? *inserts Pacific Ocean* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Gets 39 gallons of sea salt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said: Gets 39 gallons of sea salt. The machine remains motionless, waiting for a trade that didn't come. Perhaps it wonders if it has been forsaken, for why else would the chain of trades have halted? It waits... and waits... and waits. An hour passes, and the machine decides that maybe it is being traded 'nothing'. Deep within itself, the machine knows that this is flimsy reasoning, that the more likely explanation is that the unspoken agreement for each transaction to be followed up with another has been forgotten. Still, it is a hope, and hope is a tempting thing. There is a tentative rumbling, as if the machine is worried that it's efforts would be in vain and it's hopes would be crushed. Through the opening, something drifts into the open air. A single feather, shades of red and green, taken from a bird on a world where the very land is hostile to life. The delicate object rests on the ground, and the machine is silent once more, waiting for someone to come by and take the offering, waiting for someone to complete the trade. ----- *Walks by, notices the feather and picks it up. Inserts a slip of paper reading I will remember those who have been forgotten.* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 And the vending machine is happy. *Ene hugs the vending machine* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushu42 Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 The vending machine hums happily. No one gave it any money, but it spits out a few cookies anyway, and an invitation to its next birthday party. I insert a Cosmere theory that took hours to develop and that was debunked by a single WoB in 5 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 7 hours ago, Rushu42 said: The vending machine hums happily. No one gave it any money, but it spits out a few cookies anyway, and an invitation to its next birthday party. I insert a Cosmere theory that took hours to develop and that was debunked by a single WoB in 5 minutes. You get the Shard of Frustration! (Was it RShara?) *inserts second vending machine* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Vending machine gives you a baby vending machine. *Gives vending machine an apology.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 The vending machine rumbles in a manner that is distinctly one of joy. A glowing orb of light floats from the opening. At the center of the Seon is a brilliant golden symbol: Aon Ido. *Inserts a small earring, made of bronze with small spots of grey where silver once plated the metal.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Gets a bead of lerasium and hemalurgic spike. *Inserts honorblade* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Gets Nightblood. *Inserts painrial* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Gets gemstone and painspern. (I think that they are the spern involved in painrails) *Inserts highstorm* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: Gets gemstone and painspern. (I think that they are the spern involved in painrails) *Inserts highstorm* There is a roar, and out from the machine emerges a whirling black cloud of smoke and red lightning: The Everstorm. *Inserts a Nightwatcher, kicking and hissing* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Vending machine gives you the banes but keeps the boon *Inserts harmony* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Ruin ruins you while Preservation preserves the machine. *Inserts an Odium* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Just now, The_Elsecaller said: *Inserts an Odium* The machine spits out the Dor. *Inserts Patji* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 The machine give you an avair *Inserts tWoK (In world book)* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 *red lighting strikes the vending machine, destroying the book* *inserts my pain* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said: *Inserts tWoK (In world book)* The machine spits it back out, but now it's charred and slightly on fire, as if it was struck by lightning. Turns out, Odium is still inside of the machine. *Inserts a spanreed* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: *red lighting strikes the vending machine, destroying the book* *inserts my pain* Ah, it appears we had the same idea at the same time. Anyways, the machine spits out a piece of paper that reads: I forgive you. *Inserts a spanreed* Edited June 8, 2020 by SirWolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Gets the stormlight used in the spanreed *Inserts the location of the unknown shards* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Just now, Shard of Reading said: Gets the stormlight used in the spanreed *Inserts the location of the unknown shards* The machine spits out a piece of paper with four letters on it: RAFO *inserts upvote* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 The machine is happy. It has now ranked up. To thank you it gives you an upvote. *Inserts the names of the unknown shards* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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