The_Archivist Posted April 23, 2020 Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 Gets an angry mob. *shakes vending machine" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 23, 2020 Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 You get squashed by vending machine! *Inserts Atium* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destruction Posted April 23, 2020 Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 You get a fully stored Atium bracelet with it's identity gone. Use it wisely. *inserts the 100,000th post* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mist Posted April 23, 2020 Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 You get a win! *inserts last post* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 23, 2020 Report Share Posted April 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Spren of Destruction said: You get a fully stored Atium bracelet with it's identity gone. Use it wisely. WOOOO! NOW I CAN GET A CHILDS MENU! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 On 4/23/2020 at 2:20 PM, Mist said: You get a win! *inserts last post* You get beaten by the next person to post. *inserts 100g of 90% enriched uranium* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 You get 1 kilo of Astatine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 *Inserts Shardblade* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 Oddly, all the buttons turn into smoke. You get nothing in return because you’ve killed the vending machine. When the new one arrives, *inserts a colony of bees* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 You get a horror movie called "Bee's revenge 2" *Inserts telescope* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 Gets information about the Cosmere. *Inserts Covid-19* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 The vending machine gets a dry cough. Instead of one pack of hot Cheetos, if coughs up two! *inserts vaccine* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 Gets a world of happy people. *Insertes shard of Ruin* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 28, 2020 Report Share Posted May 28, 2020 Gets a world of not happy people. *inserts Shard of Preservation* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 Gets frozen. *inserts Autonomy* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 The vending machine gets up and walks away. *inserts Chick-fil-a sandwhich* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 The vending machine corrects your spelling *inserts Hoid's real name* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 You get a visit from some ninjas devoted to keeping Brandon's secrets! *Inserts limitless joy* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald_Mage Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 You get severely limited joy. And a bead of Atium. *inserts ruby broam* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) You get Pokémon Ruby! As you play the game, you can see that a ruby broam was clearly worth it for such a classic game. *inserts a knight* Edited June 1, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 You get night time *Inserts annoying sibling* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Rejected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 *inserts a witty comment* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 Gets hoid *Returns hoid to machine* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 The machine begins to violently tremble, as if every bolt and wire and steel beam wanted nothing more than to reject to what it had just been given as payment but couldn't. After a minute of shaking, the machine gives a mighty shudder, then goes still. A second later, a metal stick is thrown from the opening at the bottom, landing at your feet with a loud clatter, looking for all the world like a tree branch crafted of silver. Though it is difficult to tell for sure, you have a feeling that the faint glimmering on the surface of the stick isn't light reflected from the sun, but instead originates from the metal itself. Apprehensive, but curious, you reach down to pick up the strange stick. The second your fingers make contact with it, you hear, no, you sense a voice screaming within your mind, hollering insults and verbal abuse, roaring as it draws forth the memories that you wish you had forgotten, moments of great embarrassment and shame. The voice reminds you of the time you accidentally called your professor "mom" in the middle of a busy lecture, it mercilessly recites the terrible poem that you had written in middle school, and replays the deeply personal and private rant you accidentally gave to a complete stranger when you had mistaken them for an old friend. You scream at the voice to stop, to cease with this torment, but it gives no indication that it cares, and launches into a story about the time you had managed to get lost in an office building, only finding your way out when a janitor heard you sobbing in the boiler room that you had inexplicably managed to lock yourself inside of. You raise your hands to your ears, and the voice stops mid-sentence. You look down and realize that the stick has fallen from your hand. You use a napkin to pick it up, being careful not to make direct contact, and think about what to do next. A thought crosses your mind and you smile. There were people out there who needed to be knocked off of their high horses. And now, you had a way to do just that. ----- *Inserts a 300th Anniversary edition of the Words of Founding from a Scadrian bookstore* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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