the winter system Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get a splinter in your foot! *inserts a glass dagger* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get obsidian slippers. *inserts Nighthound's corpse* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get everything! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get everything! You get nothing! *inserts self* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheSeamonster Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get yourself back! But the machine stole your Breath and now you're a Drab. Sorry! *inserts Nightbood* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get a Herald! *inserts depression* sucks to be a drab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get an Honorspren! *inserts Shardblade* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) You get a Pugspren!*inserts bad metaphor* Edited October 11, 2015 by Edgedancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get bad porridge! *insert a highstorm* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonskin Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get Eshonai in warform! *insert rain drops* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get a random assortment of ears! Where the machine got them I have no idea . . . *Inserts God Beyond* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get every cosmere booked dumped into your lap. Ouch. *inserts Wayne's lucky hat* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get a inner-sixth-octant-with-a-drop-of-a-Terrisman-official-accent. *Inserts foot* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbereth Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 You get a visit to the Pits of Hathsin! *inserts clip* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Since this is what I thought "Pits of Hathsin" was at first glance…. You get a visit from the Pigs of Hathsin! *inserts pug wearing an Alethi military uniform* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleGylf Posted October 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 You get a pug wearing a Mistcloak! *inserts pickle* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 You get a giraffe eating waffles! *inserts wits flute* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 You get a giraffe eating waffles! *inserts wits flute* You get a flute contest between Sadeas and Amaram, with the Lord Ruler as a judge! *inserts lashing* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 You get a slave brand! *inserts a disgusting crap thing with seventeen legs* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonskin Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 You get Nan Balat! *insert (with difficulty) a chasmfiend * 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 You get a gemheart! *inserts awesome bread* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 *you get an one armed herdazian* I have depression, an honorspren, slave brands... If my eyes weren't hazel I'd be Kaladin! *inserts bitterness* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 You get the winds! *inserts cheese* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 You get a terror cell that works to assassinate supervillains! You know....because cheese is in their supplies in the first book.... *inserts symbol of the Faithful* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 You get Superman to the rescue! *shoves WoR through the slot* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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