Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[RippleGylf Highprince]

So, this is a classic forum game. The typical version goes like this:

 

Person1: *inserts coin*

Person2: You get a sock! *inserts coin*

Person3: You get a potato! *inserts coin*

 

and so on. It can be as random as you like. However, since this is the 17th Shard, who cares about regular coins?

 

*inserts boxing*

 

and so it begins. 

[Curious Anamaximder Surgebinder]

You get a stick! 

 

*inserts coin*

[Delightful Dragon]

You get an airsick lowlander!

*inserts boxing*

Can we insert Infused money? What will that do to the machine?

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles God Beyond]

Let's find out.

You get a Cryptic!

*inserts firemark*

[ParadoxicalZen Svrakiss]

You get the Stormfather (talk about a storm in a teacup...or can in this case)

 

*inserts Diamond Broam*

[Mailliw73 Dawnshard]

You get free stormlight for a year!

 

*inserts Breath*

[Silverblade5 Savant]

You get free stormlight for a year!

*inserts Breath*

You get a lifeless!

*inserts atium*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles God Beyond]

You get a set of Firebringers Lenses!

*inserts sand*

[Seonid Steel Inquisitor]

You get a Shard of Adonalsium!

*insert Aether*

[Curiosity Rambleman]

You get some chouta!

 

*inserts chicken*

[Mailliw73 Dawnshard]

You get a disgusting crab thing with seventeen legs.

 

*inserts Adonalsium*

[Kobold King God Beyond]

You get a seven book prequel series that won't be published for decades to come!

 

 

* inserts dollar bill and one of my own fingers, by accident *

[Elbereth Most Ancient]

You get a Hemalurgic spike!

*inserts bead of lerasium*

[Slowswift Lerasium Mistborn]

You get a hungry whitespine!

*inserts boxing*

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles God Beyond]

You get Curveball! No gun, so he's a little cranky.

*inserts glowing fruit*

[Silverblade5 Savant]

You get Curveball! No gun, so he's a little cranky.

*inserts glowing fruit*

You get Dawnlight

Inserts upvote

Edited October 9, 2015 by Silverblade5

[RippleGylf Highprince]

You get a pug! Also, you get an upvote back.

 

*inserts emerald broam*

Edited October 9, 2015 by RippleGylf

[Quiver Herald]

You get an iron spike(used)!

 

*inserts atium*

Edited October 9, 2015 by Quiver

[Kobold King God Beyond]

You get a primordial god of entropy set on tearing down the world you love!

 

 

* inserts Hemalurgic spike *

[Edgedancer Hero of Ages]

You get a primordial god of entropy set on tearing down the world you love!

* inserts Hemalurgic spike *

You get a murder Investigation!

*inserts Epic cels*

Edited October 9, 2015 by Edgedancer

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles God Beyond]

You get Obliteration's sword!

*inserts ball and chain which I was carrying around for some reason *

[Edgedancer Hero of Ages]

You get Obliteration's sword!

*inserts ball and chain which I was carrying around for some reason *

Thank you Twi. That's what I always wanted. It will be my treasure.

[RippleGylf Highprince]

You get a ball and chain with removable metal spikes!

 

*inserts imaginary copy of Shadows of Self*

[Kobold King God Beyond]

You get an imaginary copy of Bands of Mourning!

 

 

* inserts Steelheart's nose clippers *

[Slowswift Lerasium Mistborn]

You get Steelheart's nose hair!

*inserts cheese*