RippleGylf

Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

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So, this is a classic forum game. The typical version goes like this:

 

Person1: *inserts coin*

Person2: You get a sock! *inserts coin*

Person3: You get a potato! *inserts coin*

 

and so on. It can be as random as you like. However, since this is the 17th Shard, who cares about regular coins?

 

*inserts boxing*

 

and so it begins.  :ph34r:

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You get an airsick lowlander!

*inserts boxing*

Can we insert Infused money? What will that do to the machine?

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You get the Stormfather (talk about a storm in a teacup...or can in this case)

 

*inserts Diamond Broam*

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You get free stormlight for a year!

 

*inserts Breath*

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You get free stormlight for a year!

*inserts Breath*

You get a lifeless!

*inserts atium*

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You get a Shard of Adonalsium!

*insert Aether*

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You get some chouta!

 

*inserts chicken*

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You get a disgusting crab thing with seventeen legs.

 

*inserts Adonalsium*

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You get a seven book prequel series that won't be published for decades to come!

 

 

* inserts dollar bill and one of my own fingers, by accident *

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You get a Hemalurgic spike!

*inserts bead of lerasium*

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You get a hungry whitespine!

*inserts boxing*

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You get Curveball! No gun, so he's a little cranky.

*inserts glowing fruit*

You get Dawnlight

Inserts upvote

Edited by Silverblade5
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You get a pug! Also, you get an upvote back.

 

*inserts emerald broam*

Edited by RippleGylf
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You get an iron spike(used)!

 

*inserts atium*

Edited by Quiver
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You get a primordial god of entropy set on tearing down the world you love!

 

 

* inserts Hemalurgic spike *

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You get a primordial god of entropy set on tearing down the world you love!

* inserts Hemalurgic spike *

You get a murder Investigation!

*inserts Epic cels*

Edited by Edgedancer
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You get Obliteration's sword!

*inserts ball and chain which I was carrying around for some reason :ph34r: *

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You get Obliteration's sword!

*inserts ball and chain which I was carrying around for some reason :ph34r: *

Thank you Twi. That's what I always wanted. It will be my treasure. :D
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You get a ball and chain with removable metal spikes!

 

*inserts imaginary copy of Shadows of Self*

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You get an imaginary copy of Bands of Mourning!

 

 

* inserts Steelheart's nose clippers *

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You get Steelheart's nose hair!

*inserts cheese*

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