Grey Knight Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Sure! That'll be $57.34 + 24i. Payment methods are listed above, and upvotes are also an accepted payment method. I've got... magic potatoes that do all sorts of stuff. Some explode, some open spatial portals to unknown locations, and some are just potatoes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted October 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 May I be on the research helper list? Yes, I'll add you. I've got... magic potatoes that do all sorts of stuff. Some explode, some open spatial portals to unknown locations, and some are just potatoes. I won't accept them as payment, but I'd like the recipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 I could help with research, l am after all, somewhat familiar with Hemalurgy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 Yes, I'll add you. I won't accept them as payment, but I'd like the recipe. I don't have a recipe. They come from my pack. Never seem to run out. They're also the only thing I have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted October 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 I don't have a recipe. They come from my pack. Never seem to run out. They're also the only thing I have. Fine. I'll accept 4+57.2314i potatoes. I could help with research, l am after all, somewhat familiar with Hemalurgy... Okay. If you want I'll add you, but be warned that this is the Non-Hemalurgic Research Division. If you want to do Hemalurgy, go to the Dark Alley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Fine. I'll accept 4+57.2314i potatoes. Could you say that in regular numbers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Okay. If you want I'll add you, but be warned that this is the Non-Hemalurgic Research Division. If you want to do Hemalurgy, go to the Dark Alley. Tiny phone text is not my friend when I'm not wearing my contacts... Carry on... haha (Also I just had a mental image of contacts at the end of iron spikes...) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Could you say that in regular numbers? That is regular numbers, just that 57.2314 of those numbers are imaginary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Posted October 2, 2015 Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 Wait, that's... how many potatoes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted October 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2015 I don't want imaginary potatoes. I want a complex number of potatoes. This really isn't that hard. First of all, give me 4 potatoes. Then take the number -3,275.433146 and square root it. Give me that number of potatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 We also accept souls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 We also accept souls We do? *Checks bottom of feet* But why would we need- Oh right, other kind of souls. Yeah we do need those. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 We also accept soles, sols, and s0uls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 I don't want imaginary potatoes. I want a complex number of potatoes. This really isn't that hard. First of all, give me 4 potatoes. Then take the number -3,275.433146 and square root it. Give me that number of potatoes. Wait a second... that's negative 57 potatoes. Do... you owe me potatoes now or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted October 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Wait a second... that's negative 57 potatoes. Do... you owe me potatoes now or something? Are you telling me that the square root of negative 3,275.433146 is negative 57? Check your math! (or go to wolframalpha.com and enter "square root of -3275.433146") 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Wait a second, I did that wrong. My bad! .... You want 57 imaginary potatoes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted October 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 No. I don't want imaginary potatoes. I want an imaginary number of potatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 Wait a second, I did that wrong. My bad! .... You want 57 imaginary potatoes? 57 complex potatoes, so like draw some physics problems in them or something I guess? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Uh.... My head hurts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 (edited) That's a common side-effect of conversing with Denizens of the Alley Here, this cookie will help Edited October 7, 2015 by Fatebreaker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Denizens, please, I failed math twice, dont make my head hurt even more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted October 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 Denizens, please, I failed math twice, dont make my head hurt even more. Of course. We'll stop right after we discuss how to find the determinant of a Muffin Matrix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Knight Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 How about I just give you 58 potatoes? One extra for them not being imaginary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted October 7, 2015 Report Share Posted October 7, 2015 And a Soul to cover shipping and handling costs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted October 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 How about I just give you 58 potatoes? One extra for them not being imaginary. Fine. You also have to give me the real part of the price, too. And a Soul to cover shipping and handling costs? Yes, and that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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