Oversleep Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 13 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said: Whats the difference between Sadeas and a chull? One got killed by a shardblade, and the other's a chull I'm not sure I get the joke. Spoiler I don't remember any chulls killed with Shardblade and obviously Sadeas was not killed by a Shardblade. Confused here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 3 hours ago, Oversleep said: I'm not sure I get the joke. Reveal hidden contents I don't remember any chulls killed with Shardblade and obviously Sadeas was not killed by a Shardblade. Confused here. *I'll just spoiler the entire thing up to WoR: Spoiler I think the original joke should read: What's the difference between Sadeas and a Chasmfiend? That would make the Chasmfiend killed by the shardblade, because we all know who the chull is... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 23 minutes ago, Elenion said: *I'll just spoiler the entire thing up to WoR: Hide contents I think the original joke should read: What's the difference between Sadeas and a Chasmfiend? That would make the Chasmfiend killed by the shardblade, because we all know who the chull is... Mistakes were made. XD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormyQueen Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 I think, if he lived in world, that Brandon SANDerson would definatly be a sand master. Ok...that sounded better in my head. Oh well, it did say dumb Sanderson Jokes... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 The Church of the Survivor could actually be a thing. They already have a Kel-SEER. *groans* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quinn Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Dalinar was into VR gaming before It was cool 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 A man was nearly shot down by a Coinshot, but the coin just barely missed. I guess you could say he was clipped. What did the Drab say of the very impressive Returned they had seen? "She took my breath away." What's the cheapest alcohol in Alethkar called? Storm Light. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 On 10/3/2016 at 1:45 PM, Brightness Enna said: What did the Drab say of the very impressive Returned they had seen? "She took my breath away." I see what you did there... Why does Allomantic Bronze detect stockbrokers? Because they're so Invested. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobar14 Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Q: Why are mistborn/feruchemists/surgebinders/elantrians/awakeners financially stable? A: Because they are all really good at investing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted October 23, 2016 Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 What's the worst thing a Scadrian laying on the surgery table could hear just as the anesthesia starts to work? "Please pass me the spike." Spoiler It's retelling of the joke where the doctor says "Lord Of Darkness pleace accept this sacrifice..." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 (edited) I went to a party at the Lord Ruler's. The drinks were spiked. Q: Where in the Cosmere do you go to hear good music? A: Scadrial, because Preservation and Ruin make great Harmony. Edited October 25, 2016 by Figberts 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Figberts said: I went to a party at the Lord Ruler's. The drinks were spiked. The image of a few inquisitors realizing that it wasn't "that" kind of spiked... but then being too drunk to care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 How do you measure a sliver? With a Lord Ruler 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 I went to a radioactive inquisitor party. All the inquisitors had heavy metal. (upvotes to the person who understands this) I walked by someone I hated who was panting because of the heat. I told them they could use a little Shade. I traveled to some Horneater Peaks only to find that they were hollow and round. (note: these are supposed to be bad jokes) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 6 hours ago, Secrets said: I went to a radioactive inquisitor party. All the inquisitors had heavy metal. (upvotes to the person who understands this) They wouldn't be very effective: carry a Geiger counter and you'd never need Allomantic tin again! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 14 hours ago, Elenion said: They wouldn't be very effective: carry a Geiger counter and you'd never need Allomantic tin again! Well the point is that isotopes of things with extra neutrons are often referred to as heavy x, in this case, metal (we're doing bad jokes so I decided to do one David Charleston style, though that wouldn't really work because he's bad at metaphors, but actually bad at similes...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elenion Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 8 hours ago, Secrets said: Well the point is that isotopes of things with extra neutrons are often referred to as heavy x, in this case, metal (we're doing bad jokes so I decided to do one David Charleston style, though that wouldn't really work because he's bad at metaphors, but actually bad at similes...) I got the point of the joke (and the spike, but don't mention the spike). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Kandra Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 So, what do you call a Spike of Endowment made from the Tears of Edgli? A thorn. Spoiler Because it was made from the RIGHT flowers. *rolls eyes* >.> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 On 10/23/2016 at 4:49 AM, Oversleep said: What's the worst thing a Scadrian laying on the surgery table could hear just as the anesthesia starts to work? "Please pass me the spike." Reveal hidden contents It's retelling of the joke where the doctor says "Lord Of Darkness pleace accept this sacrifice..." You mean the best thing, right? Cause you're about to receive wondrous powers through a tried and true field of science? What holiday do worldhoppers celebrate? Khrissmas What happens when you a give a worldhopper a ring forged by Sauron? They become a Nazhgul 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Fatebreaker said: You mean the best thing, right? Cause you're about to receive wondrous powers through a tried and true field of science? That's what they'd tell you if you were still able to ask them You could even convince yourself to believe that for the short rest of your life... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 14 hours ago, Fatebreaker said: You mean the best thing, right? Cause you're about to receive wondrous powers through a tried and true field of science? What holiday do worldhoppers celebrate? Khrissmas What happens when you a give a worldhopper a ring forged by Sauron? They become a Nazhgul Whether it's the best thing or the worst thing depends on whether that spike has impaled someone before. Not so great if you're the first impalee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 On 23/10/2016 at 10:49 PM, Oversleep said: What's the worst thing a Scadrian laying on the surgery table could hear just as the anesthesia starts to work? "Please pass me the spike." Hide contents It's retelling of the joke where the doctor says "Lord Of Darkness pleace accept this sacrifice..." Accepted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 When is the Batman day on Roshar? Spoiler On second day of second week of second month: Spoiler Nananan! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jude Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 This page is for jokes huh well i happen to have one of my own what do you say when kalidan sneezes?? Storms blessed you!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emailanimal Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 A beautiful woman walks into a bar, downs three vodkas [*] and leaves. A few minutes later, a big burly dude walks into a bar and asks for a vodka. Barkeep says: Bavadin, the establishment's three drink limit still applies to you. [*] First law of me: every sufficiently advanced civilization has discovered vodka. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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