Citadel16 Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 Marsh Expectation: Infiltrate Inquisitors. Reality: Get spiked and BECOME an inquisitor. Oh the ironeyes. you could say he was in skin deep 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 What kind of line dancing do Elantrians do?Chasm line dancing. People are talking about where the King's Wit went. Suddenly, a voice from behind says "Hoid you talking about me." What do you call a stick that has been Soulcast? Trick question. It's still a stick. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleGylf Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 Hoid and the Doctor get together for a wit match, after a while of it, Hoid picks up a rock and hits himself in the head with it repeatedly. the Doctor asks: what was that for? Hoid replies: I Needed a reference from which to judge your company, I judged it being about four knocks. *runs away giggling* edit: Who got this? haha see what I did there, WHO got this? Don't worry, I got it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaeggs Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) What's the difference between a koloss and the Lord Ruler? One is a people-murdering, evil semi-human with hemalurgic spikes. The other is a koloss. What do you call a fabrial without batteries? stormdark I hate to be that guy, but I don't think that TLR had any Hemalurgic spikes. I might be wrong, though. *cough* I'll just...walk away slowly now. EDIT: I stand corrected. See below. Edited December 23, 2015 by Plaeggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Actually, the metalminds piercing his flesh apparently were spikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaeggs Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 A herdazian couple had 9 children, then stopped. When asked why they had ceased to have children by a friend (he was joking, but they didn't know that), they said that they heard that 1 out of every 10 rosharians was a horneater, and neither of them could speak the language! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Airsick lowlander! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Q: what is the difference between a chasm fiend and Sadeas A:one is very murderous and has killed thousands of soldiers. That other one? Oh, that's a chasm fiend 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 What's the difference between redhead and Lifeless?One of them has a soul. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 *grins* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 What's the difference between Hoid and this joke? One of them is clever. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaIadin Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Q. What is not Aesuadan's (Elholkar's Wife) favourite food? A. Pai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) Stormlight spoilers(Do be affraid, i suck at jokes, so it might not be funny to you) 1 :knock knock 2: who's there 1:the mob 2: the mob who? 1:THe mob who wants your spheres, Kal. Edited January 21, 2016 by CarolaDavar 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaIadin Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 What type of music do Sharders listen to? Here's a clue: WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 What type of music do Sharders listen to? Here's a clue: WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB. Shardcore! No... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 What type of music do Sharders listen to? Here's a clue: WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB. WoBstep: music where you take recordings of Brandon answering questions at signings and edit them into music a la 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Being dumb appears to be a prominent feature in Sanderfans, it appears Brandon does most of the thinking. Of course, I am no exception. Although I will restrain myself from making jests at implied people and not bother. Afterall isn't that what Hoid would do? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 (edited) Ok, I have a good one. A man is walking through a dark alleyway when he hears a voice behind him, and jumps. "Wasing the wanting of knowing." He turns around, and he sees a boy with a strip of cloth around his eyes. "Oh, I'm sorry," the boy says "I didn't mean to Spook you!" Edited March 4, 2016 by JerleShannara 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightGradient Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Ok, I have a good one. A man is walking through a dark alleyway when he hears a voice behind him, and jumps. "Wasing the wanting of knowing." He turns around, and he sees a boy with a strip of cloth around his eyes. "Oh, I'm sorry," the boy says "I didn't mean to Spook you!" Of course the Dark Alley got the Lord Mistborn involved. I mean, he's one of the greatest Hemalurgists Bakers throughout the modern Era! *ahem* Adolin- "Father, why is that guardsman boogieing down so well?" Dalinar- "I was hoping you'd notice that. He's Kaladancing." Adolin- "Where'd you find such a wonderful dancer?" Dalinar- *flashback to the day Kaladin break-danced to save Dalinar from an equally fresh Shardbearing Parshendi* "it doesn't matter." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinnacle-Ferring Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 (edited) What do you call a kleptomaniac Hemalurgist? A Steal Inquisitor. Minor BoM spoilers What did MeLaan say to Lady Kelesina's steward? It'll take more than Brute strength to beat me! Edited March 10, 2016 by Pinnacle-Ferring 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 A Feruchemist was storing attributes in a boxing, but then he changed his mind. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folly Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Lopen just lost his other arm. knock knock, who's there? not Lopen... what do you get when you cross earth with epics? not cosmere... knock knock whos there? still not lopen Or Knock knock Who's there Lopen Lopen who Lopen up this door 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timasp Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 WoBstep: music where you take recordings of Brandon answering questions at signings and edit them into music a la Tien likes to listen to any kind of rock (sorry) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Pickup line: Have I been tapping my chromiummind recently? Because I met you. Adversely, Have I been filling my chromiummind recently? Because I met you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted September 2, 2016 Report Share Posted September 2, 2016 (edited) This is how you do a real "comparation" joke Whats the difference between Sadeas and a chasmfiend? One got killed by a shardblade, and the other's a chasmfiend What's the difference between a thinker and Wit? One's a worldhopper and the other's hoiding. EDIT- I meant chasmfiend...XD Also,maybe my last joke was a bit vague. Remember Thinker from the Isshik interlude? Yeah Spoiler he's a worldhopper, presumably from the 17th Shard, and Wit's hoiding from him Edited September 3, 2016 by Darkness Ascendant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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