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Hoid and the Doctor get together for a wit match, after a while of it, Hoid picks up a rock and hits himself in the head with it repeatedly.

the Doctor asks: what was that for?

Hoid replies: I Needed a reference from which to judge your company, I judged it being about four knocks. *runs away giggling*

 

edit: Who got this?

haha see what I did there, WHO got this?

 

Don't worry, I got it. :)

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What's the difference between a koloss and the Lord Ruler?

One is a people-murdering, evil semi-human with hemalurgic spikes. The other is a koloss.

 

What do you call a fabrial without batteries?

stormdark

I hate to be that guy, but I don't think that TLR had any Hemalurgic spikes. I might be wrong, though. *cough* I'll just...walk away slowly now.

 

EDIT: I stand corrected. See below.

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A herdazian couple had 9 children, then stopped. When asked why they had ceased to have children by a friend (he was joking, but they didn't know that), they said that they heard that 1 out of every 10 rosharians was a horneater, and neither of them could speak the language! 

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What type of music do Sharders listen to? Here's a clue: WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB.  :D

 

WoBstep: music where you take recordings of Brandon answering questions at signings and edit them into music a la

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Ok, I have a good one.

A man is walking through a dark alleyway when he hears a voice behind him, and jumps.

"Wasing the wanting of knowing."

He turns around, and he sees a boy with a strip of cloth around his eyes.

"Oh, I'm sorry," the boy says "I didn't mean to Spook you!"

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Ok, I have a good one.

A man is walking through a dark alleyway when he hears a voice behind him, and jumps.

"Wasing the wanting of knowing."

He turns around, and he sees a boy with a strip of cloth around his eyes.

"Oh, I'm sorry," the boy says "I didn't mean to Spook you!"

Of course the Dark Alley got the Lord Mistborn involved. I mean, he's one of the greatest Hemalurgists  Bakers throughout the modern Era!

 

*ahem*

Adolin- "Father, why is that guardsman boogieing down so well?"

Dalinar- "I was hoping you'd notice that. He's Kaladancing."

Adolin- "Where'd you find such a wonderful dancer?"

Dalinar- *flashback to the day Kaladin break-danced to save Dalinar from an equally fresh Shardbearing Parshendi* "it doesn't matter."

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Lopen just lost his other arm.

 

knock knock,

who's there?

not Lopen...

 

what do you get when you cross earth with epics?

not cosmere...

 

knock knock

whos there?

still not lopen

Or

Knock knock

Who's there

Lopen

Lopen who

Lopen up this door

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This is how you do a real "comparation" joke

Whats the difference between Sadeas and a chasmfiend?

One got killed by a shardblade, and the other's a chasmfiend

What's the difference between a thinker and Wit?

One's a worldhopper and the other's hoiding.

EDIT- I meant chasmfiend...XD

Also,maybe my last joke was a bit vague. Remember Thinker from the Isshik interlude? Yeah

Spoiler

he's a worldhopper, presumably from the 17th Shard, and Wit's hoiding from him

 

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