WayneSpren Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) Here is the place where you can post dumb jokes related to Brandon Sanderson's books. To start it off: Q: What do you call an infused sphere on Scadrial? A: A bead of Lerasium! Which is glowing for...some reason. Q: What do you call an Oregoner who doesn't post on the Question for 24 hours? A: A, rabid, insane voidbringer. Edited September 20, 2015 by firstRainbowRose Please use edit instead of double posting. Thanks! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Emerald101 Posted September 20, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Q: What do you call a fight between to coinshots? A: A boxing match! 43 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted September 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Q: What do you call a fight between to coinshots? A: A boxing match! Q: What do you call an insect that eats metal? A: An aluminum gnat! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Pick up lines:Are you a brass compunder? Because you are hot. Are you tapping chromium? Because you are lucky to meet me. Do you want to see passion spren? Are you rioting my attraction? Q: What is the difference between a chasm fiend and Sadeas? A: One is an evil, murderous insect, the other one is Sadeas. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted September 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Pick up lines: Are you a brass compunder? Because you are hot. Are you tapping chromium? Because you are lucky to meet me. Do you want to see passion spren? Are you rioting my attraction? Q: What is the difference between a chasm fiend and Sadeas? A: One is an evil, murderous insect, the other one is Sadeas. Are you tapping Cadmium? Because you're hyperventilating at the sight of me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post natc Posted September 21, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Quoting someone: Why did the chull fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second chull fall out of the tree? It was lashed to the first chull. Why did the third chull fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall down? It thought it was a chull. How did the chulls get up in the tree? Nobody knows. . . 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 I saw the title of this thread and my first reaction was, "There's no such thing!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bort Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 I saw the title of this thread and my first reaction was, "There's no such thing!" And then the Sanderfans proved you wrong... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) I can tell you this. In some circumstances dumbness can prove to be an advantage over mediocrity! Teaching yourself alchemy and jokes are two prominent ones. Edited September 21, 2015 by natc 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Honor Spren Posted September 21, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Quoting someone: You guys can upvote me for that here, if you want. You know, or not. 44 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Emerald101 Posted September 21, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Q: How do you get a one-armed herdazian out of a tree? A: Wave! Disclaimer: This joke was told by Brandon to a fan at a signing, so it's not originally mine. 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An evil 545lighteyes Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Q: What do you call an awakened pocket watch? A: Night time. Edited September 22, 2015 by An evil 545lighteyes 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Why is Marsh always so sarcastic? Because he loves to ironeyes. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 I can tell you this. In some circumstances dumbness can prove to be an advantage over mediocrity!s. No. Medipcrity is the only way to be awesome. Not starving or assassinated. Like I said, awesome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Khyrindor Posted October 17, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Hey, did you see Vasher? Who Zahel you talking about? 36 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rockbud Posted October 19, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 What's Kaladin's favourite flavour of gum? Spearmint. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 What would it be called if a Kandra turned on you and you died? Kandraquences. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegatorgirl00 Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Pick up lines: Are you a brass compunder? Because you are hot. Are you tapping chromium? Because you are lucky to meet me. Do you want to see passion spren? Are you rioting my attraction? You must be a strong Rithmatic line because your shape is perfect. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted October 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2015 What's Kaladin's favourite flavour of gum? Spearmint. What's Ishik's favorite flavor of gum? Tropical. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted November 16, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 What do you call an Elantrian who leaves their home planet? A Sel-out. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragrin Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 Wax's trying to track down a god. I guess you could say he's... On the Trell . 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 What's the difference between a koloss and the Lord Ruler? One is a people-murdering, evil semi-human with hemalurgic spikes. The other is a koloss. What do you call a fabrial without batteries? stormdark 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 Lopen just lost his other arm. knock knock, who's there? not Lopen... what do you get when you cross earth with epics? not cosmere... knock knock whos there? still not lopen 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 (edited) what state was Brandon born in? the Perfect State what do you call a sharder that wont stop spamming? a sharder that wont stop spamming hoid and the docter get together for a wit match, after a while of it, hoid picks up a rock and hits himself in the head with it repeatedly. the Doctor asks: what was that for? Hoid replies: I Needed a reference from which to judge your company, I judged it being about four knocks. *runs away giggling* edit: Who got this? haha see what I did there, WHO got this? Edited November 20, 2015 by warriormark16 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 Marsh Expectation: Infiltrate Inquisitors. Reality: Get spiked and BECOME an inquisitor. Oh the ironeyes. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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