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Dumb Sanderson Jokes


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Here is the place where you can post dumb jokes related to Brandon Sanderson's books. To start it off:

 

Q: What do you call an infused sphere on Scadrial?

A: A bead of Lerasium! Which is glowing for...some reason.

 

Q: What do you call an Oregoner who doesn't post on the Question for 24 hours?

A: A, rabid, insane voidbringer.

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Pick up lines:

Are you a brass compunder? Because you are hot.

Are you tapping chromium? Because you are lucky to meet me.

Do you want to see passion spren?

Are you rioting my attraction?

 

Q: What is the difference between a chasm fiend and Sadeas?

A: One is an evil, murderous insect, the other one is Sadeas.

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Pick up lines:

Are you a brass compunder? Because you are hot.

Are you tapping chromium? Because you are lucky to meet me.

Do you want to see passion spren?

Are you rioting my attraction?

 

Q: What is the difference between a chasm fiend and Sadeas?

A: One is an evil, murderous insect, the other one is Sadeas.

Are you tapping Cadmium? Because you're hyperventilating at the sight of me.

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what state was Brandon born in?

the Perfect State

 

what do you call a sharder that wont stop spamming?

a sharder that wont stop spamming

 

hoid and the docter get together for a wit match, after a while of it, hoid picks up a rock and hits himself in the head with it repeatedly.

the Doctor asks: what was that for?

Hoid replies: I Needed a reference from which to judge your company, I judged it being about four knocks. *runs away giggling*

 

edit: Who got this?

haha see what I did there, WHO got this?

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