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[04:57am]Windrunner17: Guess what I did Joe! I accidentally deleted the Noorden page I wrote! Happy Birthday from me

[04:57am] fbstj: :D

[04:57am] Chaos2651: also the alendi and kwaan period is the Classical Era of Scadrial, haha

[04:58am] fbstj: rightyo

[04:58am] fbstj: Windrunner17: why'd you do that? lol

[04:59am] Windrunner17: I thought it'd make you happy

[04:59am] Shivertongue: xD

[04:59am] Shivertongue: I wish I could upvote things said in chat.

Except now I can't upvote it...

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Dude, Sweetness, I should be getting upvotes for that not you :-P

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So. The chatroom. Hilarity ensues in the spoiler tag. I suggest reading what's in the spoiler tag (yes, I know it's long. Trust me--it's worth it) before reading what's below. Since you'll understand

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Shivertongue

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[8:44pm] Windrunner17: We have 646 coppermind articles and 502 are stubs... Fantastic

[8:44pm] Shivertongue: xD

[8:45pm] • Shivertongue tries to think of some kind of karmic retribution

[8:45pm] Windrunner17: That does not deserve a xD

[8:45pm] Shivertongue: Everything deserves a xD

[8:45pm] Windrunner17: It needs :',',',',',',','(

[8:45pm] Windrunner17: (those are my tears)

[8:45pm] Shivertongue: A long-faced man with a spotty mustache?

[8:47pm] Windrunner17: Exactly!

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Lyssie has converted...

[23:29] <lyssie95> I totally would follow Lightsong's whatever

[23:29] <+Windrunner17> The Church of Blushweaver's breasts?

[23:29] <CrazyRioter> she got shoehorned into the Church of the Survivor before she died.

[23:29] <+fbstj> Windrunner17: in with that :D

[23:29] <lyssie95> No!

[23:29] <+Windrunner17> I'll bet you are haha

[23:29] <CrazyRioter> lol]

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[18:51] *** Chaos2651 has joined #cosmere

[18:51] *** Topic on #cosmere is: Welcome to the Cosmere, the official chatroom of the 17th Shard - Topic of the Week: Why Zane is the best.

[18:51] *** Topic set by Shivertongue!(Yesterday at 12:37 AM)

[18:51] <Chaos2651> hey dudes.

[18:52] <@Shivertongue> Hey Eric

[18:52] <Chaos2651> oh my gosh will, why did you change the topic on the chat room to that

[18:52] <@Shivertongue> They made me do it.

[18:52] *** ChanServ sets mode +o Chaos2651

[18:52] <@Shivertongue> lyssie wanted to make sure we got your reaction.

[18:52] *** Chaos2651 kicked Shivertongue from the channel: no excuse

[18:52] *** Shivertongue has joined #cosmere

[18:52] *** ChanServ sets mode +o Shivertongue

[18:53] *** Shivertongue changed the channel topic to 'Welcome to the Cosmere, the official chatroom of the 17th Shard - Topic of the Week: Monkquisitors'

[18:53] <@Chaos2651> there's your reaction.

[18:53] <@Chaos2651> better.

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[8:13pm] • Shivertongue is one point away from 200 rep

[8:14pm] CrazyRioter: hi Nesh

[8:14pm] Chaos2651: haha nice will.

[8:16pm] • Shivertongue needs to make an awesome post

[8:17pm] Shivertongue: You know what would surprise everyone?

[8:17pm] Shivertongue: An actual theory.

[8:18pm] Shivertongue: Or.

[8:18pm] Shivertongue: Adonalsium was a waffle.

[8:20pm] LanceAlvein: Adonalsium ATE a waffle - it was too epic to digest, therefore the shattering happened

[8:20pm] CrazyRioter: Yes!

[8:20pm] Shivertongue: A waffle so epic not even a god could consume it.

[8:21pm] Shivertongue: Each of the Shards contains some of this waffle.

[8:21pm] LanceAlvein: And that's why waffles are on Scadrial

[8:21pm] CrazyRioter: now see, this is a good theory

[8:23pm] Shivertongue: Realmatic Theory is not Physical, Cognitive, and Spiritual - it is Flakiness, Butteriness, and Syruptual.

[8:23pm] Shivertongue: Butteritive*

[8:23pm] Shivertongue: The Shardpools are actually clear syrup.

[8:24pm] Shivertongue: Hmm...

[8:24pm] CrazyRioter: which are magically delicious!

[8:24pm] Shivertongue: This does conflict with my 'Adonalsium was a vase' theory...

[8:25pm] Nesh: Adonalsium was the Earth given sentience.

[8:25pm] Shivertongue: That has nothing to do with waffles.

[8:25pm] Shivertongue: And therefore must be wrong.

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[10:55am] ***fbstj joined the chat room.

[10:55am] ***fbstj was granted voice by ChanServ.

[10:55am] fbstj: hayho :D

[10:55am] Shivertongue: Mornin' Joe.

[10:55am] Shivertongue: Wiki is shut down.

[10:56am] lyssie: Hey joe

[10:56am] lyssie: Beef heart is not very pretty

[10:56am] fbstj: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

[10:56am] fbstj: :P

[10:56am] Shivertongue: ....is that about the wiki, or lyssie's opinion on beef heart?

[10:56am] fbstj: wiki duh :P

[10:56am] Shivertongue: Hey, you're British.

[10:57am] Shivertongue: I had to ask.

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Windrunner

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You've got to know your Heralds people! :P

[01:41] <+Windrunner17> I thought you meant Battar the Herald for a second

[01:41] <+fbstj> ya think? XD

[01:41] <+fbstj> me too XD

[01:41] <@Shivertongue> Him too.

[01:41] <@Shivertongue> Whoever that is.

[01:41] <+Windrunner17> Her!

[01:41] <+Windrunner17> Goodness gracious what were you thinking?

[01:41] <CrazyRioter> haha

[01:42] <+fbstj> :D

[01:42] <+fbstj> I thought she was gurl

[01:42] <+fbstj> lol

[01:42] <@Shivertongue> I have no idea who that ios.

[01:42] <@Shivertongue> is*

[01:42] <+fbstj> one of the Heralds ;)

[01:42] <+Windrunner17> Herald of the Almighty?

[01:42] <+Windrunner17> Mentioned exactly once

[01:43] <@Shivertongue> Ah.

[01:43] <@Shivertongue> How could I not remember that? :P

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The 17th Shard chat room hosts intelligent conversations. :P

[23:02] <+Windrunner17> ?

[23:03] <emeralis00> ?

[23:03] <Sweetness> ?

[23:03] <emeralis00> ?

[23:03] <+Windrunner17> ?

[23:03] <+Windrunner17> >

[23:03] <+Windrunner17> ???

[23:03] <emeralis00> ????????????????????????????????????vv

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(11:58:45 PM) Bob___: american exceptionalism leads me to call you a dirty red coat

(11:58:56 PM) Bob___: evil brit

(11:59:03 PM) Bob___: you smell like.... peat

(11:59:05 PM) Bob___: or something

(11:59:06 PM) Bob___: coal?

(11:59:22 PM) Ziva: I laugh at your futile attempts to pacify me

(11:59:38 PM) Ziva: now sing the anthem of the mother land!

(11:59:53 PM) Bob___: rule britania

(11:59:57 PM) Bob___: britania rules the waves

(7/5/2012 12:00:03 AM) Bob___: ....

(12:00:07 AM) Bob___: we never shall be slaves?

Good one, Bob.

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[02:17] <+Windrunner17> Behold, I hath spoken the truth

[02:18] <Sweetness> CAn you soulcast now!?

[02:18] <Sweetness> Quick!

[02:18] <Sweetness> Turn this rock into candy!

[02:18] * Sweetness throws a rock

[02:18] * Windrunner17 Soulcasts it to candy

Windrunner is a soulcaster, guys. Watch out.

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A double post to warn people that apparently I look like a drug dealer.

[01:11] <@Chaos2651> oh yeah?

[01:11] <+Windrunner17> I was carrying a cooler back from our picnic spot when this kid stopped me

[01:12] <+Windrunner17> He asked me where he could by some "bud"

[01:12] <+Windrunner17> Being the sheltered child I am, he had to explain what that was to me

[01:12] <+Windrunner17> So apparently I look like a drug dealer

[01:13] <+Windrunner17> (I keep the weed in the cooler)

[01:14] <@Chaos2651> wow

[01:14] <@Chaos2651> that is hilarious

[01:15] <+Windrunner17> That's just how Windrunner rolls

[01:16] <+Windrunner17> Me with my swim trunks on and a trail of various cousins following him also has time to doll out drugs to random passerby

[01:17] <@Chaos2651> damnation straight

[01:19] <+Windrunner17> I should have taken the kid's money and given him some crushed up granola bar in a bad. That would have gone well I'm sure.

[01:19] <+Windrunner17> *bag

[01:21] <@Chaos2651> lol!

[01:21] <@Chaos2651> that'd be hilarious

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MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA

[22:45] <+Windrunner17> Oh dude Chaos

[22:45] <@Chaos2651> yeah?

[22:45] <+Windrunner17> I've found myself unconsciously cawing in random situations lately

[22:45] <Sweetness> haha

[22:45] <@Chaos2651> MUWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[22:45] <+Windrunner17> Fortunately not in earshot of anyone who's opinion matters

[22:46] <+Windrunner17> yet...

[22:46] == Chaos2651 changed the topic of #cosmere to: #cosmere Welcome to the Cosmere, the official chat room of 17th Shard, where cawing is infectious.

[22:46] <@Chaos2651> :D

[22:46] <@Chaos2651> so proud :'D

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Sweetness is tired.

[00:52] <Sweetness> Atium alloys! Go!

[00:52] == TSD[droid] [[email protected]] has joined #cosmere

[00:52] <Sweetness> Again!

[00:52] <Sweetness> Go!

[00:52] <+Windrunner17> My first guess is that there's one that lets you see someone's past

[00:52] <+Windrunner17> :P

[00:52] <TSD[droid]> Morning all

[00:52] <+Windrunner17> That may be a wild shot

[00:52] <+Windrunner17> Hey TSD

[00:52] <Sweetness> That'd be good for cops

[00:53] <CrazyRioter> haha

[00:53] <+Windrunner17> Sweetness, it's malatium :P

[00:53] <Sweetness> ...

[00:53] <Sweetness> it's also four in the morning

[00:53] <CrazyRioter> :D

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A book I will write soon.

[04:12] <@Shivertongue> Coming soon from Eric Lake: Rain of Bulldozers - Book 1 of The Bulldozer Cycle

[04:13] <+fbstj> intriguing

[04:13] <@Chaos2651> it's a rewriting of harry potter

[04:14] <@Chaos2651> from ron's perspective

[04:14] <@Chaos2651> also, ron is a bulldozer

[04:14] <Satsuoni> TF?

[04:14] <@Chaos2651> oh yes

[04:14] <Satsuoni> I mean, REDACTED?

[04:14] <@Chaos2651> book two is Rein of Bulldozers

[04:14] <@Chaos2651> book three is, of course, Reign of Bulldozers

[04:14] <Satsuoni> Bull is rondozer the harry, got it

[04:15] <@Chaos2651> the enemy is the Voldozer

[04:15] <@Shivertongue> Really, it's a love story.

[04:15] <Satsuoni> Who ripped his engine

[04:15] <Satsuoni> and hid the pieces

[04:15] <@Chaos2651> between harry, ron (the bulldozer), and vampire hermione

[04:15] <Satsuoni> Vampione

[04:15] <@Shivertongue> And later, between Harry and Gindozer when she attends the school.

[04:16] <@Chaos2651> also.

[04:16] <@Chaos2651> also.

[04:16] <@Chaos2651> Bulldozer quidditch.

[04:16] <+fbstj> I didnt realise bulldozer's could fly

[04:16] <@Shivertongue> They can't/

[04:16] <@Shivertongue> Silly Brit.

[04:16] <@Chaos2651> the bulldozers are on the broomsticks

[04:16] <@Shivertongue> They have broomsticks.

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Chaos has changed his stance on a lot of stuff. Except Pokemon of course :P

[20:43] == Chaos2651 [617901be@gateway/web/freenode/ip.97.121.1.190] has joined #cosmere

[20:43] == mode/#cosmere [+o zas678] by ChanServ

[20:44] <lyssie> Wait...

[20:44] <@Bulldozer2651> what is this madness

[20:44] <Chaos2651> POKEMON!

[20:44] * lyssie IS CONFUSED

[20:44] <emeralis00> wut?

[20:44] <Chaos2651> Principle of intent rocks

[20:44] <@Bulldozer2651> why are there two

[20:44] <@zas678> I plead the fifth.

[20:44] <@Bulldozer2651> XDXD

[20:44] <@zas678> You can't make me say anything!

[20:44] <Chaos2651> Also Windrunner is really cool

[20:44] <Chaos2651> Like the best

[20:44] <LanceAlvein> Wind clone

[20:45] <lyssie> THIS SERVER WAS WHATEVERED IN ENGLAND

[20:45] <@Bulldozer2651> that's not really me

[20:45] <lyssie> Sorry, caps lock

[20:45] <@zas678> Uh huh.

[20:45] <@zas678> Sure.

[20:45] <@Bulldozer2651> I haven't mocked the Power of Creation topic yet

[20:45] <Chaos2651> Whoa

[20:45] <@Bulldozer2651> can't be chaos.

[20:45] <lyssie> So constitution doesn't apply

[20:45] <@Bulldozer2651>

[20:45] <Chaos2651> Hoid is a dragon

[20:45] <Chaos2651> Brandon told me

[20:45] <Sweetness> hahaha

[20:45] <Chaos2651> Also Sarene is a Worldhopper

[20:45] <emeralis00> lies

[20:45] <@Bulldozer2651> I knew it.

[20:45] <Sweetness> And Zane's the best, right?

[20:46] <@zas678> Totally.

[20:46] <Chaos2651> Really

[20:46] <lyssie> He is still an admin!

[20:46] <Chaos2651> I don't know what I was thinking

[20:46] == Chaos2651 was kicked from #cosmere by Bulldozer2651 [Thou shalt not praise Zane]

[20:46] <lyssie> He can still kick you, sweet

[20:46] <Sweetness> HAHA

[20:46] <Sweetness> Yeah

[20:46] == Chaos2651 [617901be@gateway/web/freenode/ip.97.121.1.190] has joined #cosmere

[20:46] <@zas678> I love the reasons.

[20:46] == Nickname is already in use: Chaos2651

[20:46] == Chaos2651 was kicked from #cosmere by Bulldozer2651 [Chaos2651]

[20:46] <Sweetness> But, it's too funny

[20:46] == Nickname is already in use: Chaos2651

[20:46] <+Windrunner17> That was weird

[20:47] <@zas678> I wonder who that was.

[20:47] <lyssie> It makes me sad when Will kicks me without putting a reason

[20:47] <+Windrunner17> I guess you have multiple personalities

[20:47] == Bulldozer2651 has changed nick to Chaos2651

[20:47] == Windrunner17 was kicked from #cosmere by Chaos2651 [iBULLDOZEYOU]

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(2:27:24 AM) Oathbringer: Anyway, I finished AoL a couple of nights ago and having read all of the cosmere books I decided to check out the forums. (I hadn't visited before in order to escape spoilers)

(2:27:56 AM) Windrunner17: Cool! You've already got Shiv beat on books then :P

(2:28:05 AM) Ziva: pffthaha

(2:28:12 AM) Windrunner17 left the room (Kicked by Shivertongue (You know that's a lie)).

(2:28:33 AM) Ziva: buttfrustrated much?

(2:28:41 AM) Shivertongue: It is a lie.

(2:28:52 AM) Shivertongue: I've read stuff. Lots of stuff.

(2:28:55 AM) Shivertongue: :P

(2:29:03 AM) Ziva: but you've not read AoL

(2:29:10 AM) Windrunner17 [61790262@gateway/web/freenode/ip.97.121.2.98] entered the room.

(2:29:11 AM) mode (+v Windrunner17) by ChanServ

(2:29:18 AM) Windrunner17: Weird

(2:29:36 AM) Windrunner17: i think I lost my connection:P

(2:29:55 AM) Windrunner17 left the room (Kicked by Shivertongue (I think I found it. Is this it?)).

(2:30:10 AM) Windrunner17 [61790262@gateway/web/freenode/ip.97.121.2.98] entered the room.

(2:30:10 AM) mode (+v Windrunner17) by ChanServ

(2:30:22 AM) Windrunner17: Internet's on the fritz haha

(2:30:22 AM) Ziva: bad internet connection?

(2:31:41 AM) Windrunner17: Yeah pretty odd...

(2:32:14 AM) Tazren: ah-hah!

(2:32:21 AM) Tazren: "Was the Aes Sedai who initiated the Pact of Rhuidean from the Age of Legends?" (From TSR).

(2:32:21 AM) Tazren: Jordan: (Pause)"No." (Pause)"No, she was not from the Age of Legends."

(2:32:59 AM) Shivertongue: Yeah, well, this Jordan guys is wrong.

(2:33:07 AM) Tazren: so the rhuidean Aes Sedai were not from the AoL

(2:33:08 AM) Tazren: :P

(2:33:37 AM) Ziva: wait, does this mean... no, it can't be... Will is WRONG!

(2:33:56 AM) Ziva: what have you done Taz?

(2:33:56 AM) You have been kicked by Shivertongue: (Don't mind me, just getting rid of a witness)

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