Ethan_sedai Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 I know that I have quite a few from scout camp stored somewhere in the back of my mind (or my coppermind, which is somewhere in my room. I don't know where, though, because the map of everything in my room is stored on it.) "It's five minutes later than it was thirty seconds ago!" "Ethan, can you come help me move this kitchen?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 On 11/1/2015 at 9:51 PM, Ookla the Unexciting said: This thread... suddenly I feel the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 If you want to eat the tree, eat the tree. It's delicious. Would the turkey give me some rice? What if you whittled the elephant out of a cheese? It's like stroking them with a lint roller 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy people? I was trying to write the letter o, and I found a really easy way to draw an eggplant. If you think our problems are bad, then you should see our solutions! What’s a quarter step among friends? and a few of my favorites from the Cosmere: secret history Spoiler SURVIVE warbreaker Spoiler "What in the name of You are you doing?" (this one is my very favorite non-swear ever.) mistborn E1 Spoiler we mistborn need not make sense. mistborn E2 Spoiler "Don't try. Logic does't work on Wayne" "I bought a ward off of it from a traveling merchant. it lets me add two and two and get a pickle." Words of Radiance Spoiler I am a stick. also Words of Radiance Spoiler What if you need to poop? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Imagine an entire Titanic made of spiders We'd just need a mini goldfish factory in the classroom Laughed so hard when goat burnt down at the end If I don't end up with piano keys in my hair, I'll be disappointed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) "my chin used to be farther down on my face!" -me, about 15 minutes after getting my wisdom teeth out. "death by yoga pose laser" Edited January 2, 2018 by ethan sedai 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisiteA lie will remain a lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueWriter Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 "End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one which we all must take: The grey rain curtains of this world roll back, and all turns to silver glass. And then you see it... White shores and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 (edited) Apparently death camps fit in buckets Once you go bacon you don't go back Bacon bits are combustible, right? So Earth is a robot sandwich? Edited January 16, 2018 by Shqueeves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 I've used this one in discussions on Facebook twice in the last 2 weeks. "A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest."--CS Lewis 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted January 16, 2018 Report Share Posted January 16, 2018 (edited) "Everyone is a jerk, marriage is deciding what jerk you can live with." ~Me (side note, that makes me seem really cynical, when in fact, i'm an optimist.) “It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well. ” ― Brian Regan Edited January 16, 2018 by TheVillageIdiot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamelessThirteenth Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 '"Tell me, Tutor," I asked, "Is revenge a science, or an art?"' Oh and... 'It is not until you are broken that you find your sharpest edge' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showman Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) Will: "Halt, can I ask you a question?" Halt: "I believe you just did." -Ranger's Apprentice Edited January 29, 2018 by Showman 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) The pool just vomited on us Food is so much better when other people catch it for you Why are you exploding? Language just happen Edited January 29, 2018 by Shqueeves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueWriter Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) "Lambas bread. One bite fills the stomach of a grown man!" Merry to Pippin: "How many did you have...? "Four." ~LoTR And- "Oh, it's a case of they'll think I'll think that they'll do A, so they'll do B because I wouldn't think they'd think of that but then because I might think I know that they're thinking they'll do A after all because I wouldn't think they'd think that way," said Will. Halt looked at him for a long moment in silence, "You know, I'm almost tempted to ask you to repeat that." ~Ranger's Apprentice. Edited January 30, 2018 by RogueWriter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted January 30, 2018 Report Share Posted January 30, 2018 And now for a few quotes from the best TV show ever: Gus: Shawn? What the heck are you doing here? Shawn: I should ask you the same question. Gus: I work here! Shawn: I should ask you a different question. Lassiter: So you think someone planted it in his locker? Shawn: No, I think someone put it there on purpose. Lassiter: That's what I just said. Shawn: But mine wasn't in the form of a question, so it came from a place of power. Gus: I'm not going out there. Shawn: You cannot sit here in a dark car all alone. You'll be picked up for mopery. Gus: Mopery? Shawn: With intent to creep. Trust me, you don't want that. It'll put a big hole in your future. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 Slight necro, but Quote I can't space jump with a polar bear?! Quote The pot smells like markers Quote I didn't choose the meme life, the meme life chose meme Quote That moment when your cat population is 16% white 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niteshado Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 "a Commander stands behind his army while a Leader stands in front" "Leaders don't create followers, they create more Leaders" "a fool gives full vent to his anger, while a wise man holds his tongue" I use those regarding work a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 When our honor becomes a shackle that prevents us from doing what is right, then it is no longer honor. It has become something else entirely, a twisted parody of its true meaning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showman Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 On 1/15/2018 at 11:29 PM, Personification said: Just like Alcatraz, Randall Munroe's words are pure gold! If you have never read his book What If, I highly suggest it! It is one of my absolute favorites (almost comparable to Alcatraz) These are some of my favorites (especially the comics). laser pointer https://what-if.xkcd.com/13/ orbital submarine (only in the book) random sneeze call https://what-if.xkcd.com/55/ machine gun jetpack https://what-if.xkcd.com/21/ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Showman said: Hide contents Just like Alcatraz, Randall Munroe's words are pure gold! If you have never read his book What If, I highly suggest it! It is one of my absolute favorites (almost comparable to Alcatraz) These are some of my favorites (especially the comics). laser pointer https://what-if.xkcd.com/13/ orbital submarine (only in the book) random sneeze call https://what-if.xkcd.com/55/ machine gun jetpack https://what-if.xkcd.com/21/ Thank you, of the What Ifs I personally like this one, if only because of the final image. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 It's not our fault, but we bear the consequences anyways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weedolfin Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 "Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder." - the breadwinner This quote spoke to me!! It was from the breadwinner movie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 "Why is the salsa making laser noises?" "When you're learning to snowboard, you'll probably hurt yourself. when you're good at snowboarding, you'll definitely hurt yourself." "It was my leg I had a bad fall on, not my head... Unless I did fall on my head, and now I think it's my leg." "If I'm gonna die, the comfy chair is coming with me!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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