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Once a goat, always a goat

Hasta la vista, goat

Say hello to my little goat

 

Cage- "But sir, he's got a goat..."

Forsythe- "Well what have you got? A %$@%ing water pistol?

 

"Good?Bad? I'm the guy with the goat"

"It's a trick! Get the goat"

 

Well, It's not the goats in your life that count, it's the life in your goats

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I'm not a goat Hagrid, I'm just harry

 

Barry: What do you want from me?

Zoom: Everything.

Barry: You want to beat me? Is that it? You want to be a goat?

Zoom: Goats die

Barry: Only if you can catch them.

 

The quote above was suggested to me by a friend who-like me- watches the Flash. It was so good that even one of my other friends who hates the show had to admit it was a good one

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of goats.

-United States Declaration of Independence

 

I think, therefore I am a goat.

-René Descartes

 

Tu quoque, hirci mi?

-supposed last words of Julius Caesar

 

Hircus iacta est.

-Julius Caesar upon crossing the Rubicon

 

Let them eat goats.

-misattributed to Marie Antoinette, Queen of France

 

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average goat.

-Winston Churchill

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I'm not a goat Hagrid, I'm just harry

 

Barry: What do you want from me?

Zoom: Everything.

Barry: You want to beat me? Is that it? You want to be a goat?

Zoom: Goats die

Barry: Only if you can catch them.

 

The quote above was suggested to me by a friend who-like me- watches the Flash. It was so good that even one of my other friends who hates the show had to admit it was a good one

 

Storm it! I am out of upvotes for today.

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