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"Although his goat bending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he can save anyone. But I believe goat can save the world...."

-Avatar: The Last Airbender (The Last Goat)

"I've got big goats, I've got surprises for today."

"Elsa, I'm thinking you might have a goat."

"I think it's time that you go home and get some goat."

"I'm giving you the sun, the moon and the goat."

"I'm making today a goat day for you..."

-Frozen Fever (Goat Fever)

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"I have talked to Goats, loved goats and written songs that make goats weep.

You may have heard of me."

 

-Kvothe The Goatkiller Chronicle The Name of The Goat.

 

 

You take my goat but I take yours too
Goat Maiden The Goater
 

Breaking the Goat breaking the Goat
Judas Goat- Breaking the Goat (Judas Goat could totally be the name of a Black Metal band)

 

IS THERE LIFE ON GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAT!?
David Goat - Life on Goat?

 

All in all you are just another goat in the wall
Pink Goat - Another Goat in the wall
 

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Ladies and gentlemen, The Rolling Goats!

 

"When I'm watchin' my TV, and that man comes on and tells me how white my goats could be..."

 

"Here it comes, your 19th nervous goat."

 

"If I look hard enough into the setting sun, my love will laugh with me until the goat comes."

 

"I watched with glee while your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the goats they made."

 

"I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy, yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was 'goat.'"

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"You're a goat man, Charlie Brown."

Songs:

"It's beginning to look a lot like goat-mas, every where you goat."

Star wars:

"It's a goat" (it's a trap)

Vader: "I am your father."

Luke: "Goooooooooooooat!!"

"I sense a disturbance in the goat"

Looney tunes:

"What's goat, doc?"

Star trek:

"I'm not a goat Jim, I'm a doctor."

"He's goat Jim."

Stormlight archive:

"Mmmmmmmmmm. Goat lies."

Dalinar:I see a fine goat within you

Wit: yes. He tasted quite delicious.

Wit: Brightlord Cadilar! How goat it is to see you. Your face reminds me of someone dear to me.

Cadilar: really?

Wit: yes, my goat.

Legion:

Steven: Tobias is another hallucination- or "goat", as I sometimes call them.

Other:

"When life gives you lemons, make goat juice."

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"It was the best of goats, it was the worst of goats, it was the goat of wisdom, it was the goat of foolishness, it was the goat of belief, it was the goat of incredulity, it was the goat of Light, it was the goat of Darkness, it was the billy of hope, it was the nanny of despair, we had everything before goat, we had nothing before goat, we were all going direct to goat, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative goat of comparison only."
 - Charles Dickens, A tale of two Goats

 

 

"This is my goat. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My goat is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My goat, without me, is useless. Without my goat, I am useless. I must fire my goat true. I must goat straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must goat him before he goats me. I will..."

- extract from the goatman's creed

 

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a goat...

 ...and an goat...
...and a goat case...
...a goat...
...and a crimigoat...
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Goat Club.
 
edit: <roll end credits to the song "Don't you (forgoat about me)">
 
 
 
I am offend. Goats!
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Genius is 1 percent inspiration, ninety nine percent goat.

-Thomas Edison

 

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to goats.

-William Shakespeare

 

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my goat.

-Albert Einstein

 

Mathematics is the language with which Goat has written the universe.

-Galileo Galilei

 

Whatever is begun in goat, ends in shame.

-Benjamin Franklin

 

Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation, the foundation of such a method is a goat.

-Martin Luther King Jr.

 

All your goat are belong to us.

-Zero Wing by Toaplan (1989)

 

Sometimes a goat is just a goat.

-Sigmund Freud

 

Seons are remnants of a dead goat.

-Brandon Sanderson (paraphrased)

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