RippleGylf Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 "Just remember, you're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than a goat." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) "Although his goat bending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he can save anyone. But I believe goat can save the world...." -Avatar: The Last Airbender (The Last Goat) "I've got big goats, I've got surprises for today." "Elsa, I'm thinking you might have a goat." "I think it's time that you go home and get some goat." "I'm giving you the sun, the moon and the goat." "I'm making today a goat day for you..." -Frozen Fever (Goat Fever) Edited October 28, 2015 by Queen Elsa Steelheart 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) "I have talked to Goats, loved goats and written songs that make goats weep.You may have heard of me." -Kvothe The Goatkiller Chronicle The Name of The Goat. You take my goat but I take yours tooGoat Maiden The Goater Breaking the Goat breaking the GoatJudas Goat- Breaking the Goat (Judas Goat could totally be the name of a Black Metal band) IS THERE LIFE ON GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAT!?David Goat - Life on Goat? All in all you are just another goat in the wallPink Goat - Another Goat in the wall Edited October 30, 2015 by Morzathoth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Ladies and gentlemen, The Rolling Goats! "When I'm watchin' my TV, and that man comes on and tells me how white my goats could be..." "Here it comes, your 19th nervous goat." "If I look hard enough into the setting sun, my love will laugh with me until the goat comes." "I watched with glee while your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the goats they made." "I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy, yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was 'goat.'" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 "The night is black without a goat, the fur is thick and still" ~Rush, Goat Hunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 "Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean there isn't an invisible goat about to eat your face." --Harry Dresden, The Dresden Files 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 What does it matter? she thought. I know the Lord Ruler's secret, but what does it tell me? That he was a packman? A servant? A Terrisman?A goat. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 THIS! IS! GOOOOAAAAT! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the goat! We get the nuclear warhead and hold the world ransom for a goat! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the goat! Personally, I always preferred "But soft! What goat through yonder window breaks?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) "You're a goat man, Charlie Brown." Songs: "It's beginning to look a lot like goat-mas, every where you goat." Star wars: "It's a goat" (it's a trap) Vader: "I am your father." Luke: "Goooooooooooooat!!" "I sense a disturbance in the goat" Looney tunes: "What's goat, doc?" Star trek: "I'm not a goat Jim, I'm a doctor." "He's goat Jim." Stormlight archive: "Mmmmmmmmmm. Goat lies." Dalinar:I see a fine goat within you Wit: yes. He tasted quite delicious. Wit: Brightlord Cadilar! How goat it is to see you. Your face reminds me of someone dear to me. Cadilar: really? Wit: yes, my goat. Legion: Steven: Tobias is another hallucination- or "goat", as I sometimes call them. Other: "When life gives you lemons, make goat juice." Edited December 1, 2015 by Allomancy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle of the Forest Path Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 (edited) "It was the best of goats, it was the worst of goats, it was the goat of wisdom, it was the goat of foolishness, it was the goat of belief, it was the goat of incredulity, it was the goat of Light, it was the goat of Darkness, it was the billy of hope, it was the nanny of despair, we had everything before goat, we had nothing before goat, we were all going direct to goat, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative goat of comparison only." - Charles Dickens, A tale of two Goats "This is my goat. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My goat is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My goat, without me, is useless. Without my goat, I am useless. I must fire my goat true. I must goat straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must goat him before he goats me. I will..." - extract from the goatman's creed Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a goat... ...and an goat... ...and a goat case... ...a goat... ...and a crimigoat... Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Goat Club. edit: <roll end credits to the song "Don't you (forgoat about me)"> I am offend. Goats! Edited December 1, 2015 by EagleOfTheForestPath 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 I don't want to goat. Wrong goat! Have fun storming the goat! You think it will work? It would take a goat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) Hello, I am Goat. Your personal Goat care companion Diagnosis: Goat. Edited January 3, 2016 by Queen Elsa Steelheart 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle of the Forest Path Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) Genius is 1 percent inspiration, ninety nine percent goat. -Thomas Edison Love all, trust a few, do wrong to goats. -William Shakespeare The only thing that interferes with my learning is my goat. -Albert Einstein Mathematics is the language with which Goat has written the universe. -Galileo Galilei Whatever is begun in goat, ends in shame. -Benjamin Franklin Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation, the foundation of such a method is a goat. -Martin Luther King Jr. All your goat are belong to us. -Zero Wing by Toaplan (1989) Sometimes a goat is just a goat. -Sigmund Freud Seons are remnants of a dead goat. -Brandon Sanderson (paraphrased) Edited January 3, 2016 by EagleOfTheForestPath 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Some men just want to watch goats burn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 (edited) With goat power, comes great responsibility -Goat-Man Edited January 4, 2016 by Quiver 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Death cannot stop true goat, it can only slow it down a little. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the goat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Life before death. Strength before weakness. Goat before destination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 "I am a goat." -JFK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaIadin Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 "I am a Goat" - Stick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Goat Force is strong with this one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle of the Forest Path Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Once more into the goat, my friends, once more. -William Shakespeare (Henry V, Act 3, scene 1) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 THE GOAT IS ACCEPTED, Stormfather said reluctantly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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