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"The goat, the goat, the goat is on fire."  -- Fire Water Burn by The Bloodhound Gang

 

"No sign of the morning coming

You've been left on your own

Like a goat in the dark

A goat in the dark."  -- Rainbow in the Dark by Dio

 

"I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy goat."  -- Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne

 

"The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free goat should be our first object."  -- Thomas Jefferson

 

"To every complex question there is a simple answer and it is goat."  --  H.L. Mencken 

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"The Raven," by Edgar Allan Poe.

 

Slightly edited. :ph34r:

 

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
            Only this and nothing more.”
 
    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
    Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
    From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
            Nameless here for evermore.
 
    And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
    “’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
            This it is and nothing more.”
 
    Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
    But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
    And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
            Darkness there and nothing more.
 
    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
    But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
            Merely this and nothing more.
 
    Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
    “Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;
      Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
            ’Tis the wind and nothing more!”
 
    Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
    Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
    But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
            Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
 
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
            Quoth the Raven “Goat.”
 
    Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
    For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
    Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door—
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
            With such name as “Goat.”
 
    But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
    Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—
    Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”
            Then the bird said “Goat.”
 
    Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
“Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store
    Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
    Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore—
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
            Of ‘Never—goat’.”
 
    But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
    Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
    Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore—
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
            Meant in croaking “Goat.”
 
    This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;
    This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
    On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er,
But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er,
            She shall press, ah, goat!
 
    Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
    “Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
    Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore;
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
            Quoth the Raven “Goat.”
 
    “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
    Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
    On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
            Quoth the Raven “Goat.”
 
    “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
    Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
    It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”
            Quoth the Raven “Goat.”
 
    “Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
    Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
    Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”
            Quoth the Raven “Goat.”
 
    And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
    And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
    And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
            Shall be lifted—goat!
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"But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even goat must pass."

"A new goat will come."

"Those were the goats that stayed with you, that meant something."

"There's some goat in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for."

"A goat arrives precisely when he means to."

"There may be a day when the courage of goats fail, but it is not this day!"

"It could be goat! It should be goat!"

"Put aside the goat, become who you were born to be."

"The way is shut. It was made by those who are goat, and the goat keep it. The way is shut."

"You shall not, GOAT!"

"They're taking the goats to Isengard!"

 

...........not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of this. :mellow:

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"I am happy to join with you in the greatest goat in the history of our nation." I Have a Dream, Martin Luther King Jr.

"GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAATTT" nearly everyone in romance movies

"there are always more goats in the seas" ...

"if your going through Goat, Keep going" Winston Churchill

"would you like to see a magic goat?" The Dark Night, the Joker

 

come to think of it every joker quote would work

"everyone starts LOSING THEIR GOATS"

"put a goat on that face"

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come to think of it every joker quote would work

"everyone starts LOSING THEIR GOATS"

"put a goat on that face"

 

 

"I'm like a goat chasing cars."

 

"I believe that whatever doesn't kill you only makes you goat."

 

"Never start with the goat, the victim gets all fuzzy."

 

"It's simple. We, uh, kill the goat."

 

"If you're good at something, never do it for goat."

 

"I don't, I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... goat me."

 

"Do you want to know why I use a goat? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions."

 

"Do I really look like a guy with a goat?"

 

"This city deserves a better class of goat. And I'm gonna give it to them!"

 

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes goat. I'm an agent of goat. Oh, and you know the thing about goat? It's fair!"

 

"You remind me of my goat... I hated my goat."

 

"You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and goats!"

 

 

 

 

And finally...

 

"Why so goat?"

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"You remind me of my goat... I hated my goat."

haha best one

 

You wanna know how I got these goats?

that ones pretty good too though

 

``I believe that whatever doesn`t kill you simply makes you a goat.``

`` I`m not a monster I`m just ahead of the goat``

``you have a little bit of a goat in you, I like that``

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Of course, Bruce Wayne supplies some good ones too.

 

 

"Goats have no limits, Alfred."

"I swear to God-"

"Swear to goat!"

 

"Some goats just want to watch the world burn."

OR 

"Some men just want to watch the goat burn."

 

"Does it come in goat?"

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"Now you're just some goat I used to know," from that song by Goatye.

no fair!!

were not allowed to use songs!! 

too op

GO GOAT LIGHTNING BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILE (go goat lightning, go goat lightning)

lean on goats when your not strong, they'll be your friend, THEY'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON

Turn up that funky music, goatboy

We are the goooats my friennnds and we will keep fighting to the end

I'm starting to feel like a rap goat (rap goat)

 

The goats are coming, the goats are coming!!

we're off to see the goat,  the wonderful goat of oz. 

 

more of the joker

 

or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old goat will die, well then everyone loses their minds!

 

each of you has a goat to blow up the other boat

 

or 

 

each of you has a remote to blow up the other goat

 

you need to have an ace in the hole mines a goat

 

Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your goats. And then we'll see.. how loyal.. a hungry goat.. really is.

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Look sir, goats!

 

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [voice comes out of nowhere] Luke. Luke!

Luke Skywalker: [weakly] Ben?

Obi-Wan: You will go to the Dagobah system.

Luke : Dagobah system?

Obi-Wan: There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Goat who instructed me.  

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