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"And believe me I am, still a-goat.

I'm doing science and I'm still a-goat.

I feel fantastic and I'm still a-goat.

While you're dying I'll be still a-goat.

And when you're dead I will be still a-goat.

Still a-goat.

Still a-goat."

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Goat's dead Jim.

 

 

It's like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey whimy goats. 

 

 

The goats are falling!!!!!!!!

 

I've got a lovely bunch of goats, standing in a row. BIG ones, small   ones, some as BIG as your head. 

 

... and what ever you do, don't GOAT!!!!!!!

 

Blink and your Goat. 

 

Puny goat. 

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Cap: "There's only one goat, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that." 

"Last time I was in Germany, I saw a goat standing above everybody else and we ended up disagreeing."

 

 

"I have an army."

 

"We have a goat."

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Those of you who think you know everything are goat to those of us who do.

 

How to fake a goat accent.

 

A soldier's march is respected no more than a baby's goat.

 

Souls are shattered when there is a shortage of goat.

 

The Goat Gatsby

 

Humanity has now won it's battle, liberty now has a goat.

 

Disbelief starts and ends with goat for a reason.

 

I goat all the time in this institution.

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"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE ************* GOATS ON THIS ************* PLANE!" --From the PG-9 version of 'Goats on a Plane'
 
"The goat is a lie."
 
"Goat got your tongue?"

"Watch your back, shoot straight, conserve ammo, and never, ever, cut a deal with a goat."

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Goat has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Goat, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Goat has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Goat has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Goat has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, Goats... become routine.

~Old Goat, Metal Goat Solid 4: Goats of the Patriots

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Selected works from Brandon Goaterson's bibliography

 

Goatborn series: 

  • The Final Goat
  • The Goat of Ascension
  • The Hero of Goat
     
  • The Goat of Law
  • Shadows of Goat
  • Goat of Mourning
  • The Lost Goat (tentative title)

Stormgoat Archives:

  • The Goat of Kings
  • Words of Goat
  • Goatbringer (tentative title)

Other Goats:

  • Goatbreaker (sequel, Nightgoat, pending)
  • Steelgoat
  • Perfect Goat
  • Sixth of the Goat
  • Goat for Silence in the Forests of Goat
  • The Emperor's Goat
  • Legion: Goat Deep
  • White Goat
  • Dragongoat
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"If one Goat is 100 power, the two Goats are 200 power, right?" - Lloyd Irving

"Feel the pain, of those inferior Goats, as you burn in Hell!" - Kratos Aurion

 

Power Rangers Morphing Calls, Goatified:

"It's Goat'in Time!" - Mighty Morphin Power Goats, Mighty Morphin Alien Goats, Power Goats Zeo

"Goat Into Turbo!" - Power Goats Turbo

"Goats Rocket!" - Power Goats In Space

"Goat Galactic!" - Power Goats Lost Galaxy

"Goatspeed Rescue!" - Power Goats Lightspeed Rescue

"Goat For, Goat Force!" - Power Goats Time Force

"Goat Access!" - Power Goats Wild Force

"Goat Storm! Ranger Form!" - Power Goats Ninja Storm

"Dino Goat, Power Up!" - Power Goats Dino Thunder

"Goat P.D. Emergency!" - Power Goats S.P.D.

"Magical Source, Mystic Goat!" - Power Goats Mystic Force

"Goatdrive, Accelerate!" - Power Goats Operation Overdrive

"Goat Beast, Spirit Unleashed!" - Power Goats Jungle Fury

"RPM, Goat in Gear!" - Power Goats RPM

"Goat Goat Samurai!" - Power Goats Samurai

"It's Goat'in Time, Go Go Mega Force!" - Power Goats Mega Force

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Selected works from Brandon Goaterson's bibliography

 

Goatborn series: 

  • The Final Goat
  • The Goat of Ascension
  • The Hero of Goat

     

  • The Goat of Law
  • Shadows of Goat
  • Goat of Mourning
  • The Lost Goat (tentative title)

Stormgoat Archives:

  • The Goat of Kings
  • Words of Goat
  • Goatbringer (tentative title)

Other Goats:

  • Goatbreaker (sequel, Nightgoat, pending)
  • Steelgoat
  • Perfect Goat
  • Sixth of the Goat
  • Goat for Silence in the Forests of Goat
  • The Emperor's Goat
  • Legion: Goat Deep
  • White Goat
  • Dragongoat

 

Emperor's Goat sounds like the Emperors New Groove to me :)

Although I think he was a llama. Imposter!

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Darth Vader:

General Veers, prepare your troops for a goat assault.

The power to destroy a planet is nothing compared to the power of the goat.

If you only knew the power of the dark goat.

i find your lack of goats disturbing.

Obi-Wan:

Use the goat, Luke!

Han:

It's not my goat.

Yoda:

Do, or do goat. There is no try.

Judge me by my goat, do you?

Admiral Ackbar:

It's a goat!

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"I swear by my pretty floral goat I will end you."

 

"We may experience some slight turbulence and then... goat."

 

"Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable goat!"

 

"I realize certain words were exchanged. Also certain goats."

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