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"Some goats," he said, "are safest buried. Some goats best kept in the sky. There's promise in tales that are yet to be spoken. In the goat realm, known only to the few."

-The Priory of the Orange Tree

 

"A goat is one who can only find his way by moon light, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world."

-Oscar Wilde

 

"Once the world of goats has been transformed, reality cannot hold out for long."

-Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

 

"Maybe the gift of being goat is that we do not give up--even when all hope is lost."

-Rule of Wolves

 

"People will just share the goats that confirm their ideology, and those goats will always exist. Our reality isn't about what's real, it's about what we pay attention to."

-A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor

 

"What better place to bury secrets than with the goats?"

(I don't have a source for this one, it's just something my CW teacher quoted once.)

 

"Note to future envoys: add a touch of goats to your necessary murders. It confuses them."

-A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor

 

"It does not do to dwell on goats and forget to live."

-Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

 

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"'Some truths,' he said, 'are safest buried. Some castles best kept in the sky. There's promise in tales that are yet to be spoken. In the shadow realm, known only to the few.'"

-The Priory of the Orange Tree

 

"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moon light, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world."

-Oscar Wilde

 

"Once the world of ideas has been transformed, reality cannot hold out for long."

-Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

 

"Maybe the gift of being human is that we do not give up--even when all hope is lost."

-Rule of Wolves

 

"People will just share the things that confirm their ideology, and those things will always exist. Our reality isn't about what's real, it's about what we pay attention to."

-A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor

 

"What better place to bury secrets than with the dead?"

 

"Note to future envoys: add a touch of whimsy to your necessary murders. It confuses them."

-A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor

 

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."

-Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

 

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On 2/19/2022 at 3:44 PM, Sequence said:

“When the war has lasted twenty years...
the goats will come.
When the land is soaked in blood and tears...
the goats will come.

Find the goat egg of deepest blue.
Wings of goat shall come to you.
The largest goat in mountain high
will give to you the goats of sky.
For goats of earth, search through the mud
for an goat the color of dragon blood.
And hidden alone from the rival goats,
the goat egg awaits unseen.

Of three goats who Blister and Blaze and Burn,
two shall die and one shall learn
if she bows to a goat that is stronger and higher,
she'll have the power of goats of fire.

Five goats to hatch on brightest night,
five goats born to end the fight.
Darkness will rise to bring the light.
The goats are coming...”

Beware the darkness of goats, 
beware the goats of dreams, 
beware the goats of power and fire, 
beware one goat who is not what she seems. 

Something is coming to shake the goat,
somegoat is coming to scorch the ground, 
Goat Mountain will fall beneath thunder and goats 
unless the lost city of goats can be found. 

Bonus: 

Turn your goats, your goats, your goats 
to the land across the sea 
where goats are poisoned and goats are dying 
and no goat can ever be free. 

A secret lurks inside their goats. 
A goat hides within their book. 
A goat buried far below 
may save those brave enough to look. 

Open your goats, your goats, your goats 
to the goats who flee from the Goat. 
Face a great goat with goats united 
or none of the goats will survive. 

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I don’t know if someone has done this but oh well..

“Goat is dead. But I’ll see what I can do.” (WoR)

“You sent goat to the sky to die, goat, but the sky and the goats are mine. I claim them, as I know claim your goat.” (WoR)

”Goat on, Goat off” (Karate Kid)

“Your a goat, Harry” (Harry Potter)

"Goat Is Catching, And If We Goat, You Goat With Us!" (The Hunger games: The Mockingjay)

“We don’t talk about Goats, oats, oats, oats, oats, we don’t talk about goats!” (Encanto) 

“Execute order goat” (Revenge of the Sith)

“Watch out for the goat!” (George of the Jungle)

Edit: I just thought of a good one: 

(it’s a conversation)

“Goat, give me some of your goats.”

“No go find your own!”

“Come on, give me some of your Goats!”

(Napoleon Dynamite)

 

if any of you guys have already said these; I’m sorry about that, I just wrote the first ones that came to my head.  
these are actually pretty funny to write lol.

Edited by Maddie The Succulent
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