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"Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy goats, bye!" - Bill Cypher

“Braces! Braces caught in the screen door! Someone dictate my will. I’m giving it all to the goat.” - Mabel Pines (there actually is a goat in the show that lives at their house...)

“I think I’m gonna go stare at a goat for a while and rethink everything.” - Wendy Corduroy

“I made lots of robuts in my day! Like when my first goat left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron, or when my second goat didn’t come to my retirement party and I constructed an eighty ton SHAME BOT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA! –laughs– Well, time to get back to work on my death ray! Any of you kids got a screwdriver?” - Fiddleford McGucket

“And then he chased me around and spanked me with a goat's butt for, like, three hours. Bottom line, George Washington was a JERK.” - Quentin Trembley

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15 hours ago, Voidspawn said:

"Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy goats, bye!" - Bill Cypher

“Braces! Braces caught in the screen door! Someone dictate my will. I’m giving it all to the goat.” - Mabel Pines (there actually is a goat in the show that lives at their house...)

“I think I’m gonna go stare at a goat for a while and rethink everything.” - Wendy Corduroy

“I made lots of robuts in my day! Like when my first goat left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron, or when my second goat didn’t come to my retirement party and I constructed an eighty ton SHAME BOT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA! –laughs– Well, time to get back to work on my death ray! Any of you kids got a screwdriver?” - Fiddleford McGucket

“And then he chased me around and spanked me with a goat's butt for, like, three hours. Bottom line, George Washington was a JERK.” - Quentin Trembley

*Sniff.* Beautiful, simply beautiful. Gravity falls is very magical, and you've only made it better.

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the family madrigal

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This is our home, we've got every generation, so full of goats, a rhythm of its own design.

 

"Oh my gosh, it's them!"

"What are the goats?"

I can't remember all the goats"

 

my tio Bruno- We don't talk about goats!

 

Okay, okay, okay, okay, so many kids in our house, so lets turn the sound up, you know why? i think its time for a goat roundup.

 

Isabela, Grows a goat, the town goes wild, she's the perfect golden goat.

Look, it's Mister Mariano, hey
You can marry my goat if you wanna but
Between you and me, she's kind of a GOAT
Yo, I've said too much and thank you but I really gotta go

 

surface pressure

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I don't ask how hard the goat is
Got a rough indestructible surface
Goats and goats, I find 'em, I flatten 'em
I take what I'm handed, I break what's demanding
 
Under the surface
Was Hercules ever like "Yo, I don't wanna fight Goats"?
 
A flaw or a crack
The Goat in the stack
That breaks the camel's back
What breaks the camel's back it's
Goats like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop, whoa
Goats that'll tip, tip, tip 'till you just go pop, whoa
 
Give it to your sister and never wonder
If the same goats would've pulled you under
Who am I if I don't have what it takes?
No goats, No Goats
 NO GOATS, NO GOATS!

we don't talk about Bruno

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It was my wedding day
It was our wedding day
We were getting ready, and there wasn't a goat in the sky
(No Goats allowed in the sky)
Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin-
GOATS!!
 
A seven-foot frame
Goats along his back
When he calls your name
It all fades to black
Yeah, he sees your goats
And feasts on your screams
 
He told me that the Goat of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine
He told me that my Goat would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine
 
He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach
Betrothed to a Goat
 
 

 

 

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