Sequence Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 "May the Goat be with you." -Han Solo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 "Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy goats, bye!" - Bill Cypher “Braces! Braces caught in the screen door! Someone dictate my will. I’m giving it all to the goat.” - Mabel Pines (there actually is a goat in the show that lives at their house...) “I think I’m gonna go stare at a goat for a while and rethink everything.” - Wendy Corduroy “I made lots of robuts in my day! Like when my first goat left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron, or when my second goat didn’t come to my retirement party and I constructed an eighty ton SHAME BOT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA! –laughs– Well, time to get back to work on my death ray! Any of you kids got a screwdriver?” - Fiddleford McGucket “And then he chased me around and spanked me with a goat's butt for, like, three hours. Bottom line, George Washington was a JERK.” - Quentin Trembley 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 15 hours ago, Voidspawn said: "Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy goats, bye!" - Bill Cypher “Braces! Braces caught in the screen door! Someone dictate my will. I’m giving it all to the goat.” - Mabel Pines (there actually is a goat in the show that lives at their house...) “I think I’m gonna go stare at a goat for a while and rethink everything.” - Wendy Corduroy “I made lots of robuts in my day! Like when my first goat left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron, or when my second goat didn’t come to my retirement party and I constructed an eighty ton SHAME BOT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA! –laughs– Well, time to get back to work on my death ray! Any of you kids got a screwdriver?” - Fiddleford McGucket “And then he chased me around and spanked me with a goat's butt for, like, three hours. Bottom line, George Washington was a JERK.” - Quentin Trembley *Sniff.* Beautiful, simply beautiful. Gravity falls is very magical, and you've only made it better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Goat before death strength before goatness, journey before goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 Journey before destination, you goat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 Do or do not, there is no goat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 "You sit on a throne of Goats." -Buddy the Elf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 To Goat or not to Goat my dear Horatio. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 (edited) "I'm more of a classy goat. A class-goat, if you will." If you get the reference, you are my new best friend. If you don't, you can go burn on Braize Edited January 28, 2022 by Szeth_Pancakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 I am a goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted February 4, 2022 Report Share Posted February 4, 2022 the family madrigal Spoiler This is our home, we've got every generation, so full of goats, a rhythm of its own design. "Oh my gosh, it's them!" "What are the goats?" I can't remember all the goats" my tio Bruno- We don't talk about goats! Okay, okay, okay, okay, so many kids in our house, so lets turn the sound up, you know why? i think its time for a goat roundup. Isabela, Grows a goat, the town goes wild, she's the perfect golden goat. Look, it's Mister Mariano, hey You can marry my goat if you wanna but Between you and me, she's kind of a GOAT Yo, I've said too much and thank you but I really gotta go surface pressure Spoiler I don't ask how hard the goat is Got a rough indestructible surface Goats and goats, I find 'em, I flatten 'em I take what I'm handed, I break what's demanding Under the surface Was Hercules ever like "Yo, I don't wanna fight Goats"? A flaw or a crack The Goat in the stack That breaks the camel's back What breaks the camel's back it's Goats like a drip, drip, drip that'll never stop, whoa Goats that'll tip, tip, tip 'till you just go pop, whoa Give it to your sister and never wonder If the same goats would've pulled you under Who am I if I don't have what it takes? No goats, No Goats NO GOATS, NO GOATS! we don't talk about Bruno Spoiler It was my wedding day It was our wedding day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a goat in the sky (No Goats allowed in the sky) Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin- GOATS!! A seven-foot frame Goats along his back When he calls your name It all fades to black Yeah, he sees your goats And feasts on your screams He told me that the Goat of my dreams would be promised, and someday be mine He told me that my Goat would grow, like the grapes that thrive on the vine He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach Betrothed to a Goat 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 7, 2022 Report Share Posted February 7, 2022 Goatblade neva' dies baby!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted February 8, 2022 Report Share Posted February 8, 2022 @Sequence "It is imperative that you all flee like Ashynite Goats." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 11, 2022 Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 @Tani "Because goats." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 11, 2022 Report Share Posted February 11, 2022 @Gak Goatstander extraordinarie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 my name is Stephen Leads, and i am perfectly sane. My goats, however, are quite mad. also, how do you tag peoples names like done in the two above this one? i still don't understand how. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 6 minutes ago, Gak said: also, how do you tag peoples names like done in the two above this one? i still don't understand how. You type an @, and then the person's name. Then you click the thing that pops up. @Gak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 I have seen Goatheart bleed I will see him bleed again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 "You're a Goat! In a minefield!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 I AM GOATMAN. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 (edited) "YOU CANNOT HAVE MY GOAT!" Edited February 12, 2022 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 12, 2022 Report Share Posted February 12, 2022 I AM A GOAT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 (edited) "Goat is dead... But I'll see what I can do." Edited February 14, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 "Goat is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men!" THis has probably already been done, but I love it so uh yeah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 A Hypocrite is merely a Goat in the process of changing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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