Gak Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 not sure if this ones been done yet but, "Luke, i am your Goat" "sometimes a goat is just a man in the process of changing" for those of you who also watch studio c: i once ate a goat that was the color green, but the ER said it was a poisonous goat, so that explains why i threw up goat, and inside that goat their were chunks of green. (well that didn't translate well.) for context on number three 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyingbooks Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 "I am goat of Asg(oat)ard, and I am burdened with goatious purpgoats" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothless of Shinovar Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 (edited) "I will unite goats instead of divide goats. I will bring goats together." Edited April 10, 2021 by Toothless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezeCauthon Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 Some Yogi Berra-isms: "Ninety percent of this goat is half mental." "When you come to a goat in the road, take it!" "You can observe a goat just by watching." "A goat ain't worth a dime anymore." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothless of Shinovar Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 (edited) "LukeGoat, I am your fatherGoat!" Edited April 15, 2021 by Toothless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted May 4, 2021 Report Share Posted May 4, 2021 "May the goats be with you." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 *reviving this chat* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 (edited) Speak again the hallowed goats: Goats before death Goats before weakness Goats before destination Edited December 16, 2021 by Ookla the Confused 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 I will accept that there are goats I cannot defend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 16, 2021 Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 They come from the goat, two dead goats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 @Ookla the Confused could you hide one of your posts? The opposite of love is not hate; it’s goats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 "Don't ever wrestle with a goat. You'll both get dirty, but the goat will enjoy it." -Cale Yarborough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the goats others have thrown at him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 17, 2021 Report Share Posted December 17, 2021 The three rules of real estate: goats, goats, goats. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted December 18, 2021 Report Share Posted December 18, 2021 Kelsier making his rounds: "Goat." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 18, 2021 Report Share Posted December 18, 2021 My name is Kvothe. I have stolen goats back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the Goat of Trebon. I have spent the night with goats and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the goat at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread goats by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to goats, loved goats, and written songs that make the minstrels goats. You may have heard of me. Sorry, Patrick Rothfuss 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 18, 2021 Report Share Posted December 18, 2021 My name is Stephen Leeds, and I am quite sane. It's my goats who are mad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 19, 2021 Report Share Posted December 19, 2021 I have always known these goats. - Kaladin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 20, 2021 Report Share Posted December 20, 2021 Would you like to destroy some goats today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted December 21, 2021 Report Share Posted December 21, 2021 Has anyone done "goat-nimi" yet? Szeth of the Skybreakers had, fortunately, trained with all ten goats. I am not good at being a goat. It is... a failing of mine. I knew a voice like yours once, goat-nimi. ... A single one, in my mind, when I was young. I hope things go better this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 "There's always another goat." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 4, 2022 Report Share Posted January 4, 2022 "Err on the side of goats" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted January 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 5 hours ago, Voidspawn said: "Err on the side of goats" Now this is just good advice. The way a crow Shook down on me A dust of goats From a hemlock tree Has given my heart A change of mood And saved some part Of a day I had rued. ~Robert Frost, probably 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 5, 2022 Report Share Posted January 5, 2022 "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die." -Inigo Montoya/Mandy Patinkin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elisium Posted January 14, 2022 Report Share Posted January 14, 2022 I am become goat, destroyer of worlds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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