The Bald Brandon Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 On 1/18/2021 at 0:51 PM, Slowswift said: Don't mind me, just here to claim the 500th goat! What the goat are you doing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 I have stolen goats back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the goat of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my goat. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most goats are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during the day. I have talked to goats, loved goats, and written songs that make the goats weep. You may have heard of me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted January 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 12 hours ago, The Unknown Order said: What the goat are you doing? The 500th goat is mine, and nobody can stop me! Ha ha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 (edited) "You must unite them, the strange, booming words had told him. You must prepare. Build of your people a fortress of strength and peace, a wall to resist the goats. Cease squabbling and unite. The @Chasmgoat comes." Edited January 20, 2021 by Voidspawn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezeCauthon Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 "You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half goat." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinkoln Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 On 1/18/2021 at 2:51 PM, Slowswift said: Don't mind me, just here to claim the 500th goat! Actually, I had the 500th goat, you had the 501st Szeth son son Vallano wore white on the day he was to kill a goat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 (edited) "I've grown fond of goats. You might say I wrote an entire book about them." —Nohadon on his own work I'm trying to go through https://coppermind.net/wiki/The_Way_of_Kings_(in-world) and turn everything into Goats. Join the cause. Edited January 20, 2021 by Voidspawn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted January 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Chinkoln said: Actually, I had the 500th goat, you had the 501st Really? The post count was 499. I posted and brought the count to 500. Ergo, I had the 500th goat. Unless I'm just that bad at math, which wouldn't surprise me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 500th reply =/= 500th reply 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Goats are, above all, men who want to become inhumanly awesome. Guillaume Apollinaire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) goatemon theme, a parody by Gak i want to be the very best, Like no one ever was. To catch goats is my real test, To train them is my cause! (I will travel across the land, Searching far and wide. Each goat to understand The power that's inside!) goats! Goatta catch em' all! It's you and me, I know it's my Goat! goats! Oh, you're my best friend, In a world we must defend! goats! Goatta catch em' all! (A goat so true, Our courage will pull us through!) You teach me and I'll teach you, go-oa-ats! Goatta catch em' all! Goatta catch em' all! Every goat along the way, With courage I will face! I will battle every day, To claim my rightful place! Come with me, the time is right, There's no better goat! Arm in hoof, we'll win the fight, It's always been our dream! goats! Goatta catch em' all! Edited February 12, 2021 by Gak 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 "It always seems impossible until it's a goat." -Nelson Mandela and Connie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 goats never die, they become a part of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 You're going to need a bigger goat... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 (edited) On 1/21/2021 at 0:54 AM, BreezeCauthon said: "You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half goat." On 1/21/2021 at 2:26 AM, Chinkoln said: Actually, I had the 500th goat, you had the 501st Szeth son son Vallano wore white on the day he was to kill a goat I legit snorted water On 2/12/2021 at 11:15 PM, Gak said: goats never die, they become a part of you. Omg, lol, Lovecraftian monstrosity These are all goat Edit: I meant to say, these are all great. Sigh, even my auto-correct wanted to participate in the game Edited February 16, 2021 by Honorless 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezeCauthon Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 "If you're nothing without the goat, then you shouldn't have it." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 "Not of the yetting yet. Wasing the place when I was a goat." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinkoln Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 31 minutes ago, Johnny Boy said: Is this some sort of sacrificial ritual? Kelsier sat on a chair and faced Vin. "We goats need not make sense, we are above it." Also, moderators frown on it when people double post. If you would like to say something else you can click "Edit" and add to that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 “The purpose of a goat is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon.” “You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about goats. [They're] really funny.” “By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a goat's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to goats being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry...” “Elend: I kind of lost track of time… Breeze: For two hours? Elend: There were goats involved.” “Sometimes the goat is not worth the costs. The means by which we achieve goats are as important as the goat itself.” “Our goat is often strongest when it should be weakest. That is the nature of goat.” "There is always another goat." “To lack feeling is to be dead, but to act on every feeling is to be a goat.” “Goats were like fine pottery. The harder you held them, the more likely they were to crack.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 “ Child of Goatness, Child of Goat. Child of one long since departed. Men ride the storms no longer. The Goatpack is broken, Child of Goat. Goat, comes most dangerous of the 16. You will now go. Goat reigns.” WoK 46 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuckOfMysteriousProportion Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my goat. Prepare to die." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Gondor has no goat. Gondor needs no goat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bald Brandon Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 "Hello. My name is Goat. You killed my billy. Prepare to be goated" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinkoln Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 "The greatest glory in living lies not in goats, but in rising every time we fall." -Nelson Mandela 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuckOfMysteriousProportion Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Goat is far too important to ever speak seriously about. I'm the goating lizard king. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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