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I have stolen goats back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the goat of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my goat. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most goats are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during the day. I have talked to goats, loved goats, and written songs that make the goats weep. You may have heard of me.

 

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goatemon theme, a parody by Gak
 
want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch goats is my real test,
To train them is my cause!
 
(I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each goat to understand
The power that's inside!)
goats!
Goatta catch em' all!
It's you and me,
I know it's my Goat!
goats!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend!
goats!
Goatta catch em' all!
(A goat so true,
Our courage will pull us through!)
You teach me and I'll teach you,
go-oa-ats!
Goatta catch em' all!
Goatta catch em' all!
Every goat along the way,
With courage I will face!
I will battle every day,
To claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right,
There's no better goat!
Arm in hoof, we'll win the fight,
It's always been our dream!
goats!
Goatta catch em' all!
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On 1/21/2021 at 0:54 AM, BreezeCauthon said:

"You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half goat."

 

On 1/21/2021 at 2:26 AM, Chinkoln said:

Actually, I had the 500th goat, you had the 501st

Szeth son son Vallano wore white on the day he was to kill a goat

I legit snorted water

 

On 2/12/2021 at 11:15 PM, Gak said:

goats never die, they become a part of you.

Omg, lol, Lovecraftian monstrosity

These are all goat

Edit: I meant to say, these are all great. Sigh, even my auto-correct wanted to participate in the game

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31 minutes ago, Johnny Boy said:

Is this some sort of sacrificial ritual?

Kelsier sat on a chair and faced Vin. "We goats need not make sense, we are above it."

Also, moderators frown on it when people double post. If you would like to say something else you can click "Edit" and add to that.

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“The purpose of a goat is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon.”

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about goats. [They're] really funny.”

“By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a goat's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to goats being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry...”

“Elend: I kind of lost track of time…
Breeze: For two hours?
Elend: There were goats involved.”

“Sometimes the goat is not worth the costs. The means by which we achieve goats are as important as the goat itself.”

“Our goat is often strongest when it should be weakest. That is the nature of goat.”

"There is always another goat."

“To lack feeling is to be dead, but to act on every feeling is to be a goat.”

“Goats were like fine pottery. The harder you held them, the more likely they were to crack.”

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