Hoidlovesbacon Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Wasing not of Wasing goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted April 30, 2020 Report Share Posted April 30, 2020 (edited) "I am a goat!" Edited April 30, 2020 by Elend Venture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 (edited) E equals m c goat 'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the goat? I thought not. It's not a story the goat would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Goat of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the goats to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the goats he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities goats consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his goat, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his goat everything he knew, then his goat killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save goats from death, but not himself.' Edited May 22, 2020 by Matrim's_Dice 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 To goat or not to goat. That is the question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 "Don't be afraid to give up the goat to go for the great." - Rockefeller "It takes many goat deeds to build a goat reputation, and only one bad goat to lose it." - Franklin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 In a world where you can be anyone, be goat. A goat by any other name would smell just as sweet. Et tu, capra? (Capra= goat in Latin) Four score and seven goats ago... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 "Stop that, you're going to be fine. Felix will heal you, we'll rest in my room, I'll take you to the island... I'll take you to the city... we'll be happy... we'll grow goats... together..." (Bonus points to anyone who knows where this quote is from.) "Furthermore, I consider that goat must be destroyed" -Cato the Goat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 "Did they send me daughters, when I asked for goats?" or, alternatively, "Did they they send me goats, when I asked for sons?" "I had a goat." "That's not a worthy goat, I know there is none. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoWibble Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 On 6/9/2020 at 11:25 AM, SirWolfe said: (Bonus points to anyone who knows where this quote is from.) Ahhhhh. Who is Felix?? A hint? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 I feel like this thread has something against my kind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 YOU CAN'T HAVE MY GOAT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 "I've seen goat bleed. And I will see him bleed again." "Goatslayer" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmical Existence Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 "This above all: to thine own goat be true" "Too bad his brains are in his goats" "If A Machine, A Goat, Can Learn The Value Of Human Life, Maybe We Can, Too." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 "you will face many goats in life, never let yourself be defeated" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 “It’s over Anakin, I’ve got the high goat.” ”Yes, yes, let the goat flow through you!” ”May the goat be with you.” ”There is no try, only goat.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 "The only thing to fear is the goat itself" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 You... Cannot... Have... My... GOAT!... I will protect goats who cannot protect themselves! I am one with the goat, the goat is one with me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmical Existence Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 “There is only one Goat of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.” “I am Gandalf the Goat. And I come back to you now… at the turn of the tide.” “But the fat Goat, he knows. Eyes always watching.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectrumSavant Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united Goats of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one goat to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's Goat entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of goatkind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all goats are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Goats. That to secure these goats, Governments are instituted among Goats, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Goat becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such goats and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect goat Safety and Happiness. Goats, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while goats are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the goats to which they are accustomed. The history of the present King of Goat Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these Goats. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united Goats of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Goat of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good Goats of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these Goat Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent Goats; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Goat British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Goat Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent Goats, they have full Power to levy Goats, conclude Goats, contract Goats, establish Goats, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Goats may of right do. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmical Existence Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 “That's why her goat is so big. It's full of secrets.” "I'm not like a regular goat. I'm a cool goat." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 In a hole in the goat there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty dirty wet goat filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell. Nor yet a dry bare sandy goat with nothing to sit on or to eat. It was a hobbit goat and that meant comfort. It had a perfectly round goat like a port hole painted green with a shiny brass nob in the exact middle. The goat open to a tube shaped hall like a tunnel a very comfortable tunnel with out smoke and paneled wall and floors tiled and carpeted. The goat wound on and on going fairly but not quite straight into the side of the goat. Bedrooms, Bathrooms, Goatrooms (Lots of these) Wardrobes (He had whole rooms devoted to clothes) all on the same goat and yet, set on the same passage. The nicest rooms were on the left hand goat going in for those were the only one to have windows, heavy deep set round windows that looked over the countryside and the goats beyond... (That was from memory) I don't like goats. They are coarse rough and irritating and they get everywhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said: I don't like goats ... what about chasmgoats? you know the kind that hunts the great shells in the shattered plains? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Chasmgoat said: ... what about chasmgoats? you know the kind that hunts the great shells in the shattered plains? Chasmgoats are cool. Normal goats are like sand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 I can agree with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 2, 2020 Report Share Posted October 2, 2020 The right belief is like a good goat, I think. If it fits you well, it keeps you warm and safe. The wrong fit, however, can suffocate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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