TrдVψLшR 0115 Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 “Do you mean, leaves as in dies? You want us to throw goat a New Orleans’ funeral?” “...If the goat were to explode and evil was gone forever, what kind of party would you have?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoWibble Posted October 25, 2019 Report Share Posted October 25, 2019 "In a hole in the ground there lived a goat. Not a nasty, dirty, wet goat, filled with the ends of worms..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paalm Tree Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 YOU CANNOT HAVE MY GOAT - Dalinar 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted November 18, 2019 Report Share Posted November 18, 2019 “Blood for the blood goat.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) "Your goat is too nice. Old guys shouldn’t have nice goats. It means they spend way too much time swinging a sword or punching people. You should have an old flabby goat. Then I’d trust you." "Hello! Would you like to destroy some goats today?" EDIT: "I am... I was Goat." -- Honor Edited November 20, 2019 by Knight of Iron 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 “The Night Watcher is of the old goat.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Already been done. Goat comes to us all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: Already been done. Where? Could you point it out, I checked but this hadn't been done before 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Could have sworn I’d seen it before... My mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: Could have sworn I’d seen it before... My mistake. I think that might've just been that it's a famous quote (the original non-goat version, that is) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 No, never seen it before in my life. In the non goat version. Must have seen it in a PM. Goat d**n. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 (edited) On 11/23/2019 at 10:26 AM, Ookla the Wine Shelf said: No, never seen it before in my life. In the non goat version. Must have seen it in a PM. Goat d**n. Oh no, even more likely, maybe you saw it on the original Twitter feed or Reddit thread Update: didn't find this one. Phew. But I had posted multiple goat-related quotes here already, I'll just merge them Edited April 12, 2020 by Dreamer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToaCalune Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 (edited) It's time you looked inward and asked the big goat. Who are you? And what do you goat? -Uncle Goat-roh Edited March 4, 2020 by ToaCalune 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted March 3, 2020 Report Share Posted March 3, 2020 42 minutes ago, ToaCalune said: It's time you inward and asked the big goat. Who are you? And what do you goat? -Uncle Goat-ro Yessssssss UNCLE GOAT-RO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 "Nightblood in the hands of Goats should be one of the most terrifying things that you have ever contemplated." -The Goat Cult @Truthless of Shinovar 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 I mean, the quote is still pretty accurate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 "NO GOATING!!!" "Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of goating." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Or, alternatively: "Sometimes a goat is nothing more than a man in the process of changing.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 "But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am a goat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald_Mage Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 "The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the goats keep it. The way is shut." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 *those who are goats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 "I am a goat" "The goat is a lie" "Those who do not know the goat are doomed to repeat it" "I can do with one goat what others do with dosens" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 (edited) One of my top Wit quotes: “And by that I mean lying in a puddle of my own urine, calling for the nurse to bring me more goats.” Actually, I like this better. “And by that I mean lying in a puddle of my own goats, calling for the nurse to bring me more pudding.” Edited April 11, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 22, 2020 Report Share Posted April 22, 2020 But soft! What goat in yonder window breaks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyLookItz Posted April 27, 2020 Report Share Posted April 27, 2020 (edited) "The dark one and all the forsaken are bound in shayol ghul, bound by the goat in the moment of goating" Edited April 27, 2020 by HeyLookItz Typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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