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Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

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10 minutes ago, HeyLookItz said:

The goat weaves as the goat wills.

-Moiraine Damodred

I cannot thank you enough for this. 

"I was not elected to watch my goat suffer, and die while you discuss this goat in a comittee!"- Padme Amidala

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A long time ago in a Goat far far away.

In a goat in the ground, there lived a hobbit.

This is the goat of how I died

It's the map to Goat Skywalker!

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"Hmmm...goats" - Pattern

"Memory is not what the goat desires. That is only a mirror" - Gimli

"Freedom is the right to tell goats what they do not want to hear." - George Orwell

 

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"It's like a goat made of porridge."

--David Charleston

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Keep your friends close, but your goat closer.

 

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Now I am become Goat, the destroyer of worlds.

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a goat.

A goat is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

I've always been very confident in my goat.

“But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am goat.”

Goats rarely see their own actions as unjustified.

Elend: I kind of lost track of time…
Breeze: For two hours?
Elend: There were goats involved.

 

Frodo Baggins: I wish the goat had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such goats. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the goat that is given to us

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“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the goat he didn’t exist.”

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“The greatest trick the Goat ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

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“The greatest goat the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

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“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t goat.”

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And now:

“The greatest goat the Goat ever pulled was convincing the goat he didn’t goat.”

Masterful.

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"He's my Goat."    "So was I..."

 


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"You think you're the only Goat in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet."

"I have an Army"  "We have a Goat"

"I. AM.   GOOOOOOAAAAAAATTT!!!!"

 

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Perfectly balanced, as all goats should be.

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I goat therefore, I goat. - William Goatspeare

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"I don't know half of goats half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of goats half as well as they deserve." -Bilgoat Baggoats

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"Goat or goat not. There is no try."

"There was no closing my eyes and sliding back into that blissful dream of goat. This was my goat now."

"I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's goat. Then I joined the army."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a goat."

“Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy goat.” 

“Goat, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.”

“Made it, Ma! Goat of the world!”

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Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the goat attacked.

There are three things all wise men fear: a goat at sea, a night with no goat, and the anger of a gentle goat.

Goat fell from the sky...

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"Say hello to my little goat!"

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I'm SIIIIIIIIIIINGING IN THE GOAT!

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die. (This ones probably already been done, but it was too perfect)

 

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"we're gonna need a bigger Goat"

“We remember the good Goats and the bad ones, forgetting that most Goats are neither good nor bad. They just are.”

“Let your Goats defend you, not your words.”

Now to pull one from my signature,

“Every Goat in our lives seems trivial, Most are forgotten while some, equally humble, become the Goats upon which history pivots."

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“Chase your goats.”

”The goat is mightier than the sword.”

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"We have an army." "We have a goat."

"Goat before death, goat before weakness, goat before destination"

"I will goat those who cannot goat themselves"

"i will goat those I hate, so long as it is right"

"I will goat those who have been forgotten"

"i will goat those who have been ignored"

"MMMMMMM... goats."

"I will unite instead of divide, I will bring goats together."

OB

Spoiler

"I will take responsibility for what I have done. If I must fall, I will rise each time a better goat."

"YOU CANNOT HAVE MY GOAT"

 

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"Today, I am become goat, destroyer of worlds." (The Enchantress)

"'Cause I'm having a goat time." (Don't Stop Me Now)

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And now, the Joker:

"I'm just a goat chasing cars,"

"Goats are... like gravity. All you need is a little.... GOAT!"

"It's simple. We, uh, kill the Goatman,"

"Let's put a goat on that face of yours!"

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Speedy goat goes in. Speedy goat comes out.

The goat is a lie.

or

The cake is a goat.

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