Sunbird Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 "So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous goats." (Say what you will about the Star Wars prequels, but I've lost count of how many times I've quoted Padme from Revenge of the Sith during this election season.) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 4 hours ago, Nightbird said: "So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous goats." (Say what you will about the Star Wars prequels, but I've lost count of how many times I've quoted Padme from Revenge of the Sith during this election season.) I just typed in "so" in the Google searchbar and that quote popped up as the top result. Way to go, America. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) I KNOW THIS IS A NECRO BUT I CAN'T RESIST "I think, therefore I am a stick goat. Edited August 24, 2018 by BitBitio 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 *also can't resist* The purpose of a storyteller is not to tell you how to think, but to give you goats to think upon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 "Give me liberty or give me goats!" "Come on men! Let's get out there and fight like goats!" "A State of Goats has existed between the United States and the Japanese Empire." "Why don't you stick it up your [butt] and pretend you're a goat." "My life to yours, my goat become yours." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 "Harry you're a goat" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 "Fun really isn't what one considers when balancing the universe, but this does put a smile on my goat." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 “‘The goats are your friend, Vin. They hide you, they protect you… and they give you power.’” “‘All right,’ Kelsier said, ‘let’s get you used to the basic goats. Can you feel your goat reserves?... Begin burning them, one at a time.’” 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 “Don’t fire until you see the goats of their eyes!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesura Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 So I don't know how many of these have already been done (I haven't read through all of the thread) but "This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a goat." "Life is what happens when you're busy making other goats." "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss goats." "A goat by any other name would smell as sweet." "Here's lookin' at you, kid." 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Um The purpose of a goat is not to tell you how to think, but to give you questions to think upon. Goats? Goats are like...thunderstorms. They're beautiful to look at, and sometimes they're nice to listen to-but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient. I kind of lost track of time… For two hours? There were goats involved. What is it we value? Innovation. Originality. Novelty. But most importantly...goats. I fear you may be too late, my confused, unfortunate, friend. We follow the goats not because they bring gain, but because we loathe the people we would otherwise become. In the end, I worry that my goats shall destroy us all. I am, unfortunately, the Hero of Goats Two blind men waited at the end of an era, contemplating goats. All stories told have been told before. We tell them to ourselves, as did all men who ever were. And all men who ever will be. The only things new are the goats. Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, sat atop the highest goat in the world and contemplated the End of All Things For glory lit, and life alive, for goals unreached and aims to strive. All men must try, the goat did see. It is the test, it is the dream. Expectation. That is the true soul of art. If you can give a goat more than he expects, then he will laud you his entire life. If you can create an air of anticipation and feed it properly, you will succeed. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathon Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Goat! At the disco Twenty One Goats My Goat Romance Fallout Goat Imagine Goats “Grab ‘em by the Goat” ”If at first you don’t succeed, goat, goat again” ”Every goat has a silver lining” ”A long time ago, in a goat far, far away...” *If the smurphs were goats* ”Papa goat! Papa goat!” “What is it, Brainy Goat?” “Goats!” Hunger Goats, Hunger Goats: Catching Fire, Hunger Goats MockingGoat “Et tu, Goat?” ~~Julius Caesar “You’re like a Goat in a minefield!” Who you gonna call? Goat Busters! *at an AA meeting* “Hi my name is Steve and I’m a Goat” I think I’ll stop now... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 (edited) Infinity war spoilers Spoiler Mr... mr. Goat? I dont feel so good.... I... I dont wanna goat. You should have gone for the goat. I will watch the sun rise on a grateful goat. I'm sorry, little goat. I am Goat. Dude, youre embarrasing me in front of the Goats. yeah, but the kid's seen more goats. "You let a Goat fall. Test failed" alt: "you let an 8-Ball fall, Goat Failed" It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, Goats are blooming, on days like this, kids like you... Howdy! I'm flowey! Flowey the goat! So there I was, tied to an altar of outdated goats, about to be sacrificed to a cult of evil librarians This was a necessary Necro. Absolutley necessary Edited August 21, 2018 by Inklingspren 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Inklingspren said: This was a necessary Necro. Absolutley necessary Agreed this was necessary. Goats isn’t simply a thing for fair times and bright days, I think. What is goats if you don’t continue in it after failure? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 I'm like a goat chasing cars: I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one! If you're good at something, never do it for goats. And I thought my goats were bad. Ah... the good goat, bad goat routine? Let's put a goat on that face! I'm a goat of chaos. I'm the goat Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs. Some men just want to watch the goat burn. Now there's a goat... All quotes supplied by The Dark Goat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 You shall not goat! One goat to rule them all, one goat to find them, One goat to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. All we have to decide is what to do with the goat that is given us. I didn’t read through the whole thread, so sorry if these were already done. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 Such as ... dividing by goat? A long time ago in a goat far, far away... I also didn't read the whole thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) Goatified song quotes: “Sometimes I lay under the moon and thank goat I’m breathing.” ”When your goats don’t work like they used to before.” ”A goat in the ocean, a goat in the weather, I was praying that you and me might end up together.” ”I shake it off, I shake it off. Cuz the goat is gonna goat, goat, goat, goat, goat. And the goat is gonna goat, goat, goat, goat, goat.” I’d be surprised if these weren’t already done, but: ”You’re my only goat.” ”Luke, I am your goat.” ”I don’t go looking for goats. Goats usually find me.” Edited August 22, 2018 by Silva 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 (edited) “Did you know... you make goat so happy that sometimes I actually forget to breathe?” —Liam Stewart from The Darkest Minds “Believe that goat can and you’re halfway there.” —Thomas Edison “Kiss me, you goat!” —Theda Bara “You’re like a potato... in a goat.” —David from The Reckoners “Can you paint with all the colors of the goat?” —Pocahontas, the Disney film “You gave me a goat within the numbered days, and for that I’m grateful.” —Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault in Our Stars “I’ve not failed, I’ve only found 10,000 goats that don’t work.” —Thomas Edison “Romeo, oh Romeo... wherefore art thou Goat?” —Juliet, Romeo and Juliet Edited August 22, 2018 by Ashspren 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 (edited) "I will not condone a course of action that leads us to goat!"- Padme Amidala Edited August 24, 2018 by Wyndlerunner 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 Did anyone read the whole thread? “My first girlfriend turned into the goat.” “That’s rough buddy.” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyLookItz Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 "The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass. What was, what will be, and what is, may yet fall under the Shadow. Let the Goat ride again on the winds of time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 "Anakin! You're breaking my goat!"-Padme Amidala. I have an endless supply of Padme quotes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 “Et tu Goat?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyLookItz Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 The goat weaves as the goat wills. -Moiraine Damodred 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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