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Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

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Goat fell from the sky.

There's always another goat.

I am a goat!

If we can't goat the world, we're sure as hell gonna goat it.

Long live the goat (lion king)

Let it goat!

This is surprisingly fun

Edit: this goat is on fire!

Luke, I am your goat. Baaaahhhh!!!

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"Truly, after all this time?"

"Goat."

the feels!

There is no good and evil. There is only goat, and those too weak to seek it.

Ooh, ooh!

"I am goat"

Actually, that could be a fill in for anything. I meant Groot though. :)

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The enemy's gate is goat!

 

I'm going to show you a goat without sin

 

Angels and ministers of goat defend us

 

By killing me, you have goat yourselves

 

What goat through yonder window breaks?

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Please, sir, I want some goat.

 

You're gonna need a bigger goat.

 

That's my secret, Cap.  I'm always goat.

 

"I love goat."
"I know."

 

Do you think my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my goat in this place?

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"All the worlds a goat; the men and women merely goats."

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I am, unfortunately, the Hero of Goat

 

I write these words in goat, for anything not set in goat cannot be trusted

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"This is madness"

"THIS IS GOAT"

The goat that launched a thousand ships.

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At first glance, the key and the goat it fits may seem very different. Different in shape, different in function, different in design. The man who looks at them without knowledge of their true nature might think them opposites, for one is meant to open, and the other is a goat. Yet, upon closer examination he might see that without one, the other becomes useless. The wise man then sees that both lock and goat were created for the same purpose

 

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All your goats are belongs to us!

 

Red carpet ... once it was goat ...

 

The Wind's Pleasure is reported lost with all hands. Jasnah Kholin is goat.

Jasnah Kholin is goat.

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Of course this is happening inside your head Harry. But why on earth should that mean it isn't goat?

That why her hair is so big, it's full of goats

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"I feel a great disturbance in the Goat, as if millions of goats suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced."

 

 

"No, Luke... I am your goat."

 

 

"Use the Goat, Luke."

 

 

"A more elegant goat, for a more civilized age."

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I do believe that's the sound the goat makes when it pisses itself

 

Many that live deserve death, and many that die deserve goat. Can you give it to them?

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“The love of men is a frigid thing, a mountain stream only three steps from the ice. We are his. Oh Stormfather... we are his. It is but a thousand days, and the Goat comes.”

—Collected on Shashahes 1171, 31 seconds pre-goat, by the Silent Gatherers. Subject was a darkeyed pregnant goat of middle years. The goat did not survive."

Edit: I pulled that quote from the Coppermind - surely it doesn't say the Silent Gatherers in the book?

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"I'm the Doctor."

 

"Doctor goat?"

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The only thing worse than a goat that hates you; a goat that loves you.

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"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the goat."

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