Kaieldell Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama's so old, she was at the Shattering. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama's so crazy, she confuses Wayne. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama's so witty that Hoid often asks her for jokes.Yo mama's so cool that Feruchemists need to tap Brass.Yo mama's so nurturing that farmers abandoned the need for Crem when she's around.Yo mama's so smart Jasnah asked to be her ward. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama's so stupid, Devotion left her. Yo mama's so fat, she makes a Iron Compunder cry. Yo mama's so heavy, those lift fabrials couldn't lift her. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama's so nice, the Nightwatcher decided to only give her the boon. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama is so old, she is the woman around Hoids age. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama's so persuasive she convinced Shallan to give up her boots. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Yo mama is so cool any parshendi that see her bond an awespren. Yo mama so scary Odium decided to throw earth out of the Cosmere instead of facing her wraith. Yo mama so old, Adonalsium used to worship her as the God Beyond before he created the Cosmere. Edited May 26, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Yo mama so good, Nightblood refuses to harm her. Edited May 26, 2015 by Voidus 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybrandt Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama's so fat they named her Second of the Sun. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama's so lazy she makes Shin grass look hard-working. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 I'm imagining a new member creating an account, having a popup window open as they complete the process: IS RECKONERS COSMERE? YES NO HAVEN'T READ IT ISN'T EVERYTHING COSMERE? Pick the second or third option, and they're sent to the main site. Pick the first or fourth option, and they're redirected to CalamityIsTotesAShard.com. Tommy Westphall is Hoid. Boom! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama is so fat, she attracted a gluttonsspren. Yo mama is so fat, she tried to Hoid it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamdring804 Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama's so fat, the word 'diet' is her epic weakness. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo moma's so fat she needs a symbiotic spren in order to maintain her mass even on the low gravity planet of Roshar. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybrandt Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Yo mama's so fat she's the real secret hidden in the map of Roshar. Note: I know about the Julia Set. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted May 27, 2015 Report Share Posted May 27, 2015 Yo mama is so fat, her Recreance was giving up fruit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaieldell Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Yo mama's so ugly, she don't need steel for objects to fly away from her. Yo mama's fat. Wanna know why? RAFO. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccstat Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 You're so dumb! You wouldn't even need an aviar to hide on Patji. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Yo mamma's so friendly not even Odium can hate her. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Yo mamma's so ugly even Sadeas wouldn't sleep with her. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Yo mamma's so fat, the 17th Shard call themselves yo-mamma-hoppers now. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comatose Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Hey guys, I would thought I would step in before this thread gets too out of control. I know this is all in fun, and that the intent behind these comments is ridiculousity, but remember that even comments not intended to harm or offend others can do so. I'm not saying anyone has to stop, but I would recommend amp-ing up the silliness a bit, and staying away from things that are actually offensive in our world. In particular, try to be sensitive when dealing with body size and implied sexual content. Remember, most people struggle with body image, and people come in all shapes and sizes, so implying one shape is lesser or comical, even in jest, can be hurtful. As for sexual content, jsut remember to keep our site rules in mind: Keep it cleanWe don't have to tell you this, because you are all intelligent people: don't post explicit content in any way. If you post an explicit image or link to one, that's a one-way ticket to the Banhammer. Remember, people, young kids read Brandon's stuff. Keep your content family friendly.On the same token, cursing above the level of "crap" may be too much. I know there's grey area there, but if you don't have to curse, don't. Usually you won't. Mi'chelle will smack you if you curse too much, so watch out for that Basically this comes down to being aware of who might be reading your words. I haven't seen anything explicit in my quick perusal of the thread, but some stuff has been on the edge. In threads like this, its easy to cross the line, so instead of testing how close you can get to it, I'd recommend leaping as far as you can in the other direction. At the moment, I'm not swooping in here to shut anything down, but I am telling you guys to be careful, and conscious of who might be reading this. Remember, Mom's are 17th Sharders too, and no matter someone's age, size, or parental status, we all deserve respect. Basically, let the silliness continue, but keep it classy . 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybrandt Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Yo mama so ugly, she made a Steel Inquisitor cry. Yo mama breath stinks so bad, even the God King doesn't want it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted May 28, 2015 Report Share Posted May 28, 2015 Yo mamma's so awesome, she gave birth to someone who eventually became a Sharder. Seriously that's pretty awesome. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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