Kipper Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 I thought that it would be interesting to see what kind of Cosmere Yo' Mama jokes (or general Cosmere insults) we could come up with. Here's one to start: Yo' Mama's so fat that when she Pulls on a building, the building comes down. Have at it! 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestrel Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 -slams hands on table- I was gonna use that one! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Yo' mama's so fat she's her own Gravitation Surge. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slater Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Yo mama's so fat she caused the Elantris fault line by sitting down. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shattered Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Yo mama's so fat she can't be lifted by Awakened objects. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Yo mama's so honorable, she bonded an honorspren and became a respected member of the Knights Radiant. Thought I'd veer from the traditional approach a little bit. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) Yo mama's so honorable, she bonded an honorspren and became a respected member of the Knights Radiant. Thought I'd veer from the traditional approach a little bit. Do it like the big guys do. Yo' mama's so popular they call her a royal Kobold. Edited May 25, 2015 by Edgedancer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kairos Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Yo' momma's so fat, they think she's a Mistwraith. (Get it, cause the fat, and bones....) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) Yo mamas so fat she's represented in Shadesmar as an ocean. Yo mamas so old, she thinks all horses are Rhyshadium. Yo Mamas so flexible I wonder if she's kandra. Yo mamas so heavy she must be a feruchemist. Yo mamas so paranoid she sees men with pointy heads everywhere. Yo mamas so fat that when a highstorm comes, she protects the whole village! Edited May 25, 2015 by Delightful 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald101 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Yo mama's so dumb, she can attract stupid spren. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Yo mama's so dumb, logicspren have been known to cease existing because she is nearby. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamdring804 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) Yo mama's so fat, she could plug an ashmount. Yo mama's so fat, she could squish a Tai-na by sittin' on it. Edited May 25, 2015 by Glamdring804 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald101 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) Yo mama's so dumb, she can attract stupid spren. ooh, better yet: Even stupidspren got nothin' on Yo Mama. Edit: spelling Edited May 25, 2015 by Emerald101 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted May 25, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Yo mama so dumb she thinks Reckoners is Cosmere. 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaa Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) Yo mama's so fat, she's the eleventh major Shardworld. Edited May 25, 2015 by skaa 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kipper Posted May 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Yo mama so dumb she thinks Reckoners is Cosmere. Nice. Don't show this to any of the Intro threads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turos Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Someone should make a forum specifically to discuss how the Reckoners Series is totally Cosmere and everyone plays along. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Nice. Don't show this to any of the Intro threads. Yea. Thought I should start with the easy one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaa Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 How about this: Yo mama's so dumb, she doesn't have a Cognitive aspect! Eh? Eh? No? Ah well, I tried. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama is so fat, mistwraith don't eat her, she eats them. Yo mama so ugly, even Preservation wants her to change Yo mama's eyes are so dark there black Yo mama is easier than blushweaver Yo mama is the only place were stupidity spren can regularly be studied Yo mama is even uglier than an elantrian 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccstat Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mamas so fat that when a highstorm comes, she protects the whole village! Yo mama's so fat, she could plug an ashmount. These are my favorites so far. :-) Cosmere: Yo mama so fat, when she swims the trappers think she's Patji. Not Cosmere: I think yo mama is an Epic. Ain't no way that Ugly is natural. If I ever go to Nebrask, I want yo mama with me. She sweat enough to wash away all the chalklings. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Someone should make a forum specifically to discuss how the Reckoners Series is totally Cosmere and everyone plays along. I'm imagining a new member creating an account, having a popup window open as they complete the process: IS RECKONERS COSMERE? YES NO HAVEN'T READ IT ISN'T EVERYTHING COSMERE? Pick the second or third option, and they're sent to the main site. Pick the first or fourth option, and they're redirected to CalamityIsTotesAShard.com. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama's so fat, when she made 17th shard account, she crashed the entire system 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mail-mi Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo' mama's so dumb, she actually tried to buy babaji's love potion. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honey Badger Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yo mama so fat she doesn't need to tap feruchemical Iron to destroy large buildings Yo mama so fat she sat on honor and shattered him Yo mama so fat, she was walking along and in her wake was the Shattered Plains 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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