Mistrunner Posted June 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Mistrunner suddenly feels a wave of awkwardness wash over her. "A new Knight has said an oath..." she mutters. She waves an awkward hand, allowing an Awkwardspren to bond with Revan Karrde. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamorianKandra Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) Kamorian hesitantly walks into the room, attempting to both stare at his feet and the hundreds of books that line the walls. As he approaches the throne covered in books, he silently murmurs "shshshshsh." He then clears his throat and repeats, "what exactly does a guild do?" Edited June 10, 2015 by KamorianKandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted June 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Mistrunner peers out from behind her suitcase packed with books. She clears her throat, coughs, then says "I- um - well, some of the others do things differently, but we read books. Mostly. Right now we're searching for a 25th anniversary edition of Elantris, though most people are still reading or posting on 17th Shard. You wouldn't happen to have it, would you?" she asks hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acatnamedkaren Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) Karen awkwardly peers into the room. "Hello...? I'd like to join...?" Then she knocks down a bunch of books. "Wait...is that the book you're looking for?" Edited June 10, 2015 by acatnamedkaren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamorianKandra Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Mistrunner peers out from behind her suitcase packed with books. She clears her throat, coughs, then says "I- um - well, some of the others do things differently, but we read books. Mostly. Right now we're searching for a 25th anniversary edition of Elantris, though most people are still reading or posting on 17th Shard. You wouldn't happen to have it, would you?" she asks hopefully. "Well, I do kind've have acess to a... um... w-well, a rather fine time machine. N-not that I know how to use it of course, but..." At this Kamorian trails off nervously and stares back down at his feet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mistrunner Posted June 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Karen awkwardly peers into the room. "Hello...? I'd like to join...?" Then she knocks down a bunch of books. "Wait...is that the book you're looking for?" "I... am not sure. The only clue as to its whereabouts is this slip of paper. It has an address and a name on it." She gestures to a scrap of paper on the floor. "Well, I do kind've have acess to a... um... w-well, a rather fine time machine. N-not that I know how to use it of course, but..." At this Kamorian trails off nervously and stares back down at his feet. Mistrunners eyes widen. "Is it a TARDIS?!" she asks. Yes. Yes it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. I will convert those who are not I will convince those without to buy two copies I will loan my extras to anyone without. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted June 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 And thus Jasonpenguin joined the Knights Awkward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamorianKandra Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 (edited) Mistrunners eyes widen. "Is it a TARDIS?!" she asks. "No," Kamorian responds sadly. "Just a regular everyday time machine." After standing there silently for a moment, Kamorian makes a stunning announcement. "I l-lied about the time machine. It doesn't exist. I thought you would let me join the Knights Awkward if I had one. I'm s-so sorry. Please forgive me," Kamorian says, as unrealistic amounts of tears flow from his eyes. He then runs over into an unoccupied corner of the room and holds his head in his arms, being careful to not get tears on any of the books. Note: Sorry, that was awkward. Edited June 11, 2015 by KamorianKandra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 So, just a question, what happens if, hypothetically, one of your friends/relatives has a birthday on a release date? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acatnamedkaren Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 This is an awkward time but I guess..... Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. I will convert those who are not I will convince those without to buy two copies I will loan my extras to anyone without So, just a question, what happens if, hypothetically, one of your friends/relatives has a birthday on a release date? My cousin has a birthday on shadows of self's release date. (10/6) Guess what I'll be doing that day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bort Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 So, just a question, what happens if, hypothetically, one of your friends/relatives has a birthday on a release date? You throw them a release party, with release day cake, and release day gifts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaladinStormblessed Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Revan Karrde peers into the room full of books, walks in, and trips on thin air. Blushing, he gets up and shouts a bit too loudly, "Hi, I'm Reva-Kaladin. I guess you can call me kaladin er...something else if you want too, but...yeah. I'm wondering what do we do here once we've joined." He then proceeded to flail his arms about until he crossed them in what could be the most awkward looking position ever executed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenRadient7 Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Raven walks into the Library of the Knights Awkward, laptop case at her side. Stopping just out of reach of Mistrunner, she bows shallowly, then starts scrambling through her laptop case. After dumping out a dozen half-filled papers, she drops one at Mistrunner's foot, reading Books before friends. 17 Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. I will read that which has not been read. I will stay silent among many words. I will enjoy without being upvoted. Grabbing the mess of papers, she retreats to a quiet corner of the Hall. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted June 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Revan Karrde peers into the room full of books, walks in, and trips on thin air. Blushing, he gets up and shouts a bit too loudly, "Hi, I'm Reva-Kaladin. I guess you can call me kaladin er...something else if you want too, but...yeah. I'm wondering what do we do here once we've joined." He then proceeded to flail his arms about until he crossed them in what could be the most awkward looking position ever executed. Mistrunner frowns. "I'm actually not sure." She whispers conspiratorially, "It is our greatest secret- we have no idea what we're doing." Raven walks into the Library of the Knights Awkward, laptop case at her side. Stopping just out of reach of Mistrunner, she bows shallowly, then starts scrambling through her laptop case. After dumping out a dozen half-filled papers, she drops one at Mistrunner's foot, reading Books before friends. 17 Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. I will read that which has not been read. I will stay silent among many words. I will enjoy without being upvoted. Grabbing the mess of papers, she retreats to a quiet corner of the Hall. Raven is accepted into the weirdness of the Knights Awkward and forgiveness is asked in advance for brain damage caused. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaladinStormblessed Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Mistrunner frowns. "I'm actually not sure." She whispers conspiratorially, "It is our greatest secret- we have no idea what we're doing." "Oh. Uh...sorry. I mean thank you for... Uh..sorry. Kaladin runs awkwardly away, smashes into a book case, gets up, and hides in a corner muffling sobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenRadient7 Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I'm rather used to weirdness. No forgiveness needed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BramFinem Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) I notice that there are only nine orders, as opposed to ten. May I put forth another? The order of the Rolesmiths I will bind others together with fictional narratives I will battle on, even if my fictional characters fall around me I shall raise my strength stat to defend those without, even at the cost of my resources I offer the oaths: Books before friends, 17th shard before reality, release dates before birthdays! Edit: I don't know what surges they may have... Role playing and Obsessiveness? Edited June 20, 2015 by BramFinem 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted June 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 I notice that there are only nine orders, as opposed to ten. May I put forth another? The order of the Rolesmiths I will bind others together with fictional narratives I will battle on, even if my fictional characters fall around me I shall raise my strength stat to defend those without, even at the cost of my resources I offer the oaths: Books before friends, 17th shard before reality, release dates before birthdays! Edit: I don't know what surges they may have... Role playing and Obsessiveness? It... it's beautiful... I shall add it to the other orders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bort Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 (edited) There was a loud thud as Bortholemew the Blind slammed closed his massive tome. Moving to Mistrunner, he bowed. "Mistrunner, I must leave this sanctum for a while. A spanreed message has arrived with a possible location for a clue to the whereabouts of the fabled Shardmarks. I hope to return with good news soon. Until then, stay safe, and never lose your page." The midget with the large hair and glasses bowed again, then headed for the exit. Edited June 22, 2015 by Bort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 "Shardmarks?" Summer jumped to her feet. "I need to pack." She tossed WOR, WOK, Elantris, Warbreaker, Final Empire, Well of Ascension, Hero of Ages, and Steelheart in her bag. Summer ran after the midget. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted June 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Mistrunner's hands slam down on the sides of her book throne and her head pokes up above the pile of tomes in front of her. "Shardmarks? Did someone say something about shardmarks? The legendary marks of..." she trails off as she notices something. Something important. "Summer!" she yells awkwardly. "You forgot Firefight!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 "Oh." Summer grabbed Firefight and her Advances Reader Copy of Calamity. "Now?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allomancy Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Allomancy looks down from her perch of books at the other occupants in the room. She sighs, and resumes reading WoR while sketching every character. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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