Edema Rue Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 6 hours ago, Shadowed said: *emerges from dark corner* ummm hello??? *quickly retreats* *smiles at the corner* Hi?? Hi!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Edema Rue said: *smiles at the corner* Hi?? Hi!! Is... is that a human being? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowed Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, Edema Rue said: *smiles at the corner* Hi?? Hi!! *nervously emerges, shielding eyes from light* yay! um, i like books! do you like books? i really like books! *sits down, visibly exhausted because social interaction can do that to a person* *is shocked at themselves that they consider themselves a person and not exactly thirty four gremlins in a trench coat masquerading as a human* (sorry, idk where that last part came from lol i’m feeling particularly insane today) a huMAN BEING?!! *runs for the hills* (curse this stupid mobile device and not being able to edit quotes into a post) Edited September 25, 2023 by Shadowed ninja’d 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 15 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Is... is that a human being? nononononononoononooooo no humans here I promise!! 14 minutes ago, Shadowed said: *nervously emerges, shielding eyes from light* yay! um, i like books! do you like books? i really like books! *sits down, visibly exhausted because social interaction can do that to a person* *is shocked at themselves that they consider themselves a person and not exactly thirty four gremlins in a trench coat masquerading as a human* (sorry, idk where that last part came from lol i’m feeling particularly insane today) a huMAN BEING?!! *runs for the hills* (curse this stupid mobile device and not being able to edit quotes into a post) Hi! Um, I like books too! I really really like books too! *wonders why I even try to have conversations* Nooooo please waiiiiitttt I'm not a humaaaannnnn!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 1 minute ago, Edema Rue said: nononononononoononooooo no humans here I promise!! Hi! Um, I like books too! I really really like books too! *wonders why I even try to have conversations* Nooooo please waiiiiitttt I'm not a humaaaannnnn!! HUMAN! *runs for life* 18 minutes ago, Shadowed said: *nervously emerges, shielding eyes from light* yay! um, i like books! do you like books? i really like books! *sits down, visibly exhausted because social interaction can do that to a person* *is shocked at themselves that they consider themselves a person and not exactly thirty four gremlins in a trench coat masquerading as a human* (sorry, idk where that last part came from lol i’m feeling particularly insane today) a huMAN BEING?!! *runs for the hills* (curse this stupid mobile device and not being able to edit quotes into a post) HEEEEELP! *turns into giant book and flies away* HUMAN IS COMING! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: HUMAN! *runs for life* HEEEEELP! *turns into giant book and flies away* HUMAN IS COMING! *sits on the floor in the form of an extra big copy of RoW and cries* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowed Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: HUMAN! *runs for life* HEEEEELP! *turns into giant book and flies away* HUMAN IS COMING! 1 minute ago, Edema Rue said: *sits on the floor in the form of an extra big copy of RoW and cries* wait you guys get magic book powers?? that’s sooo not fair!!! i just get social anxiety! *sticks head out from under library table* um, so are you a human or not? i’m kind of allergic to humans if i’m around them too long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 Just now, Shadowed said: wait you guys get magic book powers?? that’s sooo not fair!!! i just get social anxiety! *sticks head out from under library table* um, so are you a human or not? i’m kind of allergic to humans if i’m around them too long. *a small cat head forms on the book and meows* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: *sits on the floor in the form of an extra big copy of RoW and cries* 2 minutes ago, Shadowed said: wait you guys get magic book powers?? that’s sooo not fair!!! i just get social anxiety! *sticks head out from under library table* um, so are you a human or not? i’m kind of allergic to humans if i’m around them too long. 1 minute ago, Edema Rue said: *a small cat head forms on the book and meows* *turns into a pirate, cause we all know they aint human, and walks over,* "Cat? And a book?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowed Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 will i get your magic powers if i swear the oath of the knights awkward? *pleading eyes* i only wanted to turn into a bookkk *starts quietly sobbing* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 1 minute ago, Shadowed said: will i get your magic powers if i swear the oath of the knights awkward? *pleading eyes* i only wanted to turn into a bookkk *starts quietly sobbing* *the cat book becomes a small child* I don't knowww *also starts sobbing* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 *is just existing, reading three books at once* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Edema Rue said: *the cat book becomes a small child* I don't knowww *also starts sobbing* *The bookish pirate blinked* "Loud noise... ima go read some treasure- Books ahoy!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: *The bookish pirate blinked* "Loud noise... ima go read some treasure- Books ahoy!" *it’s quiet sobbing* “Have fun! Books are good!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 39 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: *it’s quiet sobbing* “Have fun! Books are good!” *the pirate has the most special-est hearing of all hearing, apparently.* *Slaps on earphones and starts playing Warbreaker again* "Will do!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick Posted November 3, 2023 Report Share Posted November 3, 2023 Vasha stepped through the large wooden doors and into a large stone hallway. She threw the hood off her cloak and wiped the rain from her face. She took a step and her shoes squeaked loudly. Vasha winced as a blush creeped up her face. but she had to move forward. She walked quickly across the room, tripping over her own feet no less than 10 times. she had heard of this place. and all the legendary awkwardness of it all. when she finally made it to the large throne on the other side of the room, she quickly cleared her throat and mumbled. " Books before friends, 17th shard before the real world, release dates before birthdays." She stumbled awkwardly down a side corridor and found a small closet and shut herself inside. * proceeds to sing modified songs from Hamilton at the top of her lungs for the next hour before finally sitting down and reading WoR* "You'll Be Back" (Sung by Odium, to the tune of the song with the same title from Hamilton) You say The feel of my Thrill is a feel that you're throwing away You cry For Evi who you killed thoughtlessly when you fell for a lie Why so sad? Remember your feel of enragement, you made the Rift pay Now you're feeling so mad Remember, despite our estrangement, your my man You'll be back, soon you'll see You'll remember you belong to me You'll be back, time will tell You'll have the Thrill that always served you well Highstorms rise, radiants fall And for you that second one is my fault And when push comes to shove You will lead my fully armed battalions feeling the Thrill that you love! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar … You say the Thrill is draining and you can't go on There'll be no one complaining when we are one... And yes, I’ll take a champion 'Cause you're my newest champion My sweet, bloodthirsty champion My loyal, roiled champion Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever… You'll be back like before You will fight my fights and win my war For your love, for your rage You’ll feel the thrill till your dying days When it’s gone, you go mad So don't throw away this thing we had 'Cause when push comes to shove You will kill your friends and family to refind the thrill you love Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal — Everybody! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar! Can I join? Credit to whoever came up with the song. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick Posted November 9, 2023 Report Share Posted November 9, 2023 On 11/2/2023 at 10:22 PM, Just-A-Stick said: Vasha stepped through the large wooden doors and into a large stone hallway. She threw the hood off her cloak and wiped the rain from her face. She took a step and her shoes squeaked loudly. Vasha winced as a blush creeped up her face. but she had to move forward. She walked quickly across the room, tripping over her own feet no less than 10 times. she had heard of this place. and all the legendary awkwardness of it all. when she finally made it to the large throne on the other side of the room, she quickly cleared her throat and mumbled. " Books before friends, 17th shard before the real world, release dates before birthdays." She stumbled awkwardly down a side corridor and found a small closet and shut herself inside. * proceeds to sing modified songs from Hamilton at the top of her lungs for the next hour before finally sitting down and reading WoR* "You'll Be Back" (Sung by Odium, to the tune of the song with the same title from Hamilton) You say The feel of my Thrill is a feel that you're throwing away You cry For Evi who you killed thoughtlessly when you fell for a lie Why so sad? Remember your feel of enragement, you made the Rift pay Now you're feeling so mad Remember, despite our estrangement, your my man You'll be back, soon you'll see You'll remember you belong to me You'll be back, time will tell You'll have the Thrill that always served you well Highstorms rise, radiants fall And for you that second one is my fault And when push comes to shove You will lead my fully armed battalions feeling the Thrill that you love! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar … You say the Thrill is draining and you can't go on There'll be no one complaining when we are one... And yes, I’ll take a champion 'Cause you're my newest champion My sweet, bloodthirsty champion My loyal, roiled champion Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever… You'll be back like before You will fight my fights and win my war For your love, for your rage You’ll feel the thrill till your dying days When it’s gone, you go mad So don't throw away this thing we had 'Cause when push comes to shove You will kill your friends and family to refind the thrill you love Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal — Everybody! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar Kho lin! Da li nar Kho lin dat da da da Da lin ar Da da Dal in ar! Can I join? Credit to whoever came up with the song. Is @Mistrunner still active? *Blushes and hides under table* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted November 9, 2023 Report Share Posted November 9, 2023 Hi I'm awkward Um *holds up book welcomingly* Hi? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin Posted November 9, 2023 Report Share Posted November 9, 2023 I will swear the first oath of the Knights Awkward. Books before friends 17th shard before the real world Release dates before birthdays I swear to uphold these ideals for life and eternity, the man voice booms as he speaks, before once again roaming the shard on his laptop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Can i join as an alleywatcher? I will offer cookies to those who have not been Spiked. Oops! I mean initiated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 2 hours ago, The stormfather said: Can i join as an alleywatcher? I will offer cookies to those who have not been Spiked. Oops! I mean initiated. That means you're an Alleyverse person. I recognize that I am one of the last Oregonbreakers, having taken part in Reckoners' RPG (which is QUITE dead now, thank you), and as such it is my sworn duty to ensure that Nighthound dies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part Of The Narrative Posted November 17, 2023 Report Share Posted November 17, 2023 Kimsey looked around nervously, then tiptoed into the large room which held her target. Mistrunner sat eating Mac and Cheese by herself at an unnecessarily long table. Kimsey raised her crossbow, hiding behind the statue of a turtle which was conspicuously placed in the middle of the room. The Guildmasters had sent her to find out what Mistrunner was hiding. She gritted her teeth, then proceeded to ram her crossbow into the statue, letting out a resounding clang. The statue split, revealing a glowing pedestal inside. Kimsey approached hurriedly, as Mistrunner stood, looking concerned. Engraved into the pillar were the words, Books before friends. 17th shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. The knights awkward must stand again. Kimsey sucked in a breath. Her worst fear had been confirmed. Mistrunner had started a new guild without the approval of the Guildmasters. She whipped around, hearing footsteps behind her. The Lady herself was standing behind Kimsey, a storm on her face. "You," she said dangerously, "have violated the privacy of a mist lady. You will be put to death at once." She stepped forward, eyes flashing, and raised her arm. Kimsey threw back her hood defiantly. "Books before friends. 17th shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays." Mistrunner stopped, a look of utter shock on her face. Kimsey smiled. The Lady couldn't harm her now. "I...accept these oaths," she said after a moment, looking surprised. "But, of course, you need an order. " Kimsey reached within herself, then promptly said, "I will bind others together with fictional narratives. I will battle on, even if my fictional characters fall around me. I will raise my strength stat to defend those without, even at the cost of my resources." Mistrunner sighed, a look of long suffering on her face. "Welcome to the guild." There's my spin...what do you think, my lady? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick Posted November 17, 2023 Report Share Posted November 17, 2023 Vasha tiptoed from the closet, and into the central hallway. striding purposefully forward, she grabbed Kimsey by the arm, dragging her across the room. " You! Me! Hamilton closet! Now!" Vasha displayed her biggest grin, " We are gonna be besties! I can already tell!" They arrived at the closet and Vasha led Kimsey inside. "this is going to be EPIC!" @Part Of The Narrative Spoiler We know each other IRL, so this isn't weird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Part Of The Narrative Posted November 17, 2023 Report Share Posted November 17, 2023 25 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said: Vasha tiptoed from the closet, and into the central hallway. striding purposefully forward, she grabbed Kimsey by the arm, dragging her across the room. " You! Me! Hamilton closet! Now!" Vasha displayed her biggest grin, " We are gonna be besties! I can already tell!" They arrived at the closet and Vasha led Kimsey inside. "this is going to be EPIC!" @Part Of The Narrative Reveal hidden contents We know each other IRL, so this isn't weird Kimsey cracked her knuckles as Vasha shut the door to the closet. "Which first?" Vasha asked. "Guns and ships? The battle of Yorktown? Guns and ships??" Kimsey put her hood back up. She couldn't see a thing, but it gave her comfort. "I like It's Quiet Uptown. And the Stay Alive reprise. And Meet me inside." Vasha caught her breath. She's thinking about how weird I am, Kimsey thought. "YOU LIKE MEET ME INSIDE TOO??" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick Posted November 17, 2023 Report Share Posted November 17, 2023 Vasha grinned happily. Finally! *PROCEEDS TO SING TILL WE CAN'T EVEN TALK* *sits down with a pile of bookies and read Brany Sandy books* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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