Silverpelt Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 Silver awkwardly comes out of hiding, clutching several books and looking extremely nervous. "Umm...hi? I've... err... well... I've kinda been hiding in the corner for... well... a long time and I err... can I join? please? I've sworn the first oath... Books before friends. 17th shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays." She shifts and grabs her books tighter. "That is... if you're all ok with me being here?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 (edited) a young woman, maybe 15 or 16 opens the door and comes in. She walks toward the front of the room and stands in front of mistrunner, arms folded. "I'd like to join the Knights Awkward, if you don't mind. I am, of Course, a Referencecaller. Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. I will read all Brandon, even if it is not Cosmere" Quote also, how on earth does book casting work? Can I soul cast books from thin air? @StormblessedSurvivor @Butt Ad Venture Edited August 17, 2020 by turtle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koloss17 Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 (edited) “I, though just a koloss, will pledge allegiance to this cause. I am the 17th of my brood, but I believe that is an important number round these parts. I might also be a paladin sherrif, but I am also an avid and awkward reader. I will serve this here cause well, I thunk. books before friends 17th shard before the real world release dates before birthday parties.” Edited August 19, 2020 by Koloss17 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted August 21, 2020 Report Share Posted August 21, 2020 Can I join? Books before Friends 17th shard before the real world Release dates before birthdays 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Azure Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 A man wearing light blue clothes opens the door, appearing before Mistrunner and the congregation. "Me and my spren have found the first two oaths of the Knights Awkward," he says. "Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. I will show Brandon to those who haven't read Brandon themselves. May I join the Knights Awkward?" A tiny blue book appears next to his head and, flapping open and closed like a mouth, says, "Mmmmmm. Brandon....." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Yes! Another awkward knight! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacitus Posted October 20, 2020 Report Share Posted October 20, 2020 Books before friends. 17th shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. And I will make fun of the unmakefunable. I take these solemn oaths, and establish myself as a Quipsmith. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted November 23, 2020 Report Share Posted November 23, 2020 I feel very awkward because I’m always awkward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelcib Posted June 8, 2021 Report Share Posted June 8, 2021 hi im new im ready to join i can commit to the first ideals, but i just started reading WoR and i started with the stormlight archives... sooo im back tracking and am currently reading both the mistborn series and warbreaker always and forever kelcib 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoid the Former Drifter Posted June 24, 2021 Report Share Posted June 24, 2021 knowledge before action thinking before speaking swimming before eating I will be safe Order of Practicality 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan Chicken Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 I will join the Knights Awkward. Books before friends. 17th shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays and I will swear the second oath of the Forumlurkers I will read that which has not been read 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 A young man, skinny, glasses askew, and clutching the Way of Kings in his arms, stumbled into the dark room. Hi… uh.. I don’t really have any real friends…or do any sports…. But I read a bunch of books, and my friends tell me I spend too much time on the coppermind… uh. I will join the order of the Referencecallers Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. I will read all Brandon, even if it is not Cosmere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regent Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 *staggers into the room holding Skyward and a sketchbook in one arm, with a laptop bag slung over my shoulder* Uhm...greetings. I mostly stay in the comfort of the shadows but I saw this thread while digging down the depths of the forum (not really), and it has truly sparked my attention. So I...uhh...I'm an introvert who loves to art, constantly lurks everywhere and rarely comes out of hiding, very awkward as heck IRL, and I shall now swear by the Knights Awkward oaths: "Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. I will read that which has not been read I will stay silent amongst many words I will enjoy without being upvoted" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1 Taln Fan Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 “Hi. I’m new here.” TalnFan said, adjusting his glasses and briefly glancing up from his book. “We have some cookies on that table if you want, but feel free to sit down on a sofa and read.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 The Sibling wishes to join the knights awkward. As long as they don't have to go anywhere. Or do anything. Or say anything. Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays The Knights Awkward must rise again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 34 minutes ago, The Sibling said: The Sibling wishes to join the knights awkward. As long as they don't have to go anywhere. Or do anything. Or say anything. Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays The Knights Awkward must rise again. I hate to break it to you, but this thread appears to have died to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne's Unlucky Hat Posted March 11, 2022 Report Share Posted March 11, 2022 (edited) I a awakened sentient sword called happyblood by many wish to join the knights awkward Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthday I will read forgotten works of the Sanderson Edited March 11, 2022 by SandersonFan123 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed0421 Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 I am prepared to speak the Words. Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. RELEASE DATES BEFORE BIRTHDAYS *explodes in a glow of unstoppable awkwardness* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed0421 Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 And the first oath of the Theoryweavers: I will speculate even if there is nothing to speculate upon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted March 28, 2022 Report Share Posted March 28, 2022 Books Before Friends. 17th Shard Before The Real World. Release Dates Before Birthdays. I will bind others together with fictional narratives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 30, 2022 Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 Books Before Friends. 17th Shard Before The Real World. Release Dates Before Birthdays. I will offer cookies to those who haven't been initiated into the alley verse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted March 31, 2022 Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 More people in the ranks lets goooo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Foklasfag walks in. "Books before friends 17th shard before reality Release dates before birthdays" he says, then sits on an invisible chair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 The wander walks in. "Books before friends 17th shard before reality Release dates before birthdays" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted May 16, 2022 Report Share Posted May 16, 2022 The Bookwyrm walks in. "Books before friends. 17th Shard before the Real World. Release Dates before Birthdays." He pauses. "...It's scary how fast I became able to swear that second part of the first oath..." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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