the winter system Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 "SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A WOMAN OUt OF YOU!" Summer screetched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alomantisist Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Alomantist stumbles in bearing odd scrapes on his face and forarms. "Troll in the dungeon! Just thought you should know." He shouted. Then he proceeded to faint. From the floor he mumbles, "Sorry boys, I don't sing." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antgrgmn Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Boom the door went as something battered it from the outside. Boom the door went as those inside cowered in fear. Crack the door went as it burst open, a shadowy figure standing in the rain. A voice boomed down the hall, "Books before friends.17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays." The figure walked down the hall, and... Tripped on nothing. "I would like to join your ranks as a Theoryweaver. My name is antgrgmn, but you can call me ant if you prefer." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 "Hello, ant!" Carola waves excitedly. "Good to-" she then falls over into a pile of bookies that spontaneously generated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antgrgmn Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 Ant pick up a bookie from the side of where Carola fell. "Depressed, but simultaneously awesome. I think I got Kaladin. So, what's going on?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 "Being, well, AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Carola stands up, waving around her AwkwardBlade in random places. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted June 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 Mistrunner jumps up and says, "Ant of the Antgrgmn clan, your Words have been accepted! Welcome to our ranks." For accomplishing the horribly difficult task of communicating with a new, different human being, she rewards herself with a plate of bookies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbringer12 Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 Suddenly, Jeirid stumbles in. "I found it!" He giggled madly. "Now our collection can be complete!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kynedath Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 Which collection? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbringer12 Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 He stopped laughing abruptly. "I... I... I can't remember," he said, as his normal quiet self. "Hmm. Madness. And apparently multiple personality disorder. I shall have to research this." He then, seemingly faster than one could blink, hurried over to the bookshelf, and pulled out a book that said Diseases That may not Exist on the cover and sat down to read with an almost inaudible sigh. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rielle Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 *Shuffles in and rasps huskily:* I seek admittance into this guild, and thus speak aloud the first of these oaths: Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. *Valiantly attempts to ignore the madman in the corner* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Carola lounges in the pile of bookies, "'sup pal! good to meet y'all" She looks around, "MISTRUNNER," she yells, "We's gots another one!!!!" She proceeeds to munch on a ship bookie of Kaladin and Shallan,and then one of Dalinar and Navani, "Hm. . . these are actually delicious." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbringer12 Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 "Welcome to the... hmm. What exactly are we?" Says Jeirid absently, still buried in research. "'Club' seems like too much of an u-" he cut off abruptly. "An u-... An unawkward-" he paused to shudder "term." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 44 minutes ago, RubiksCube said: "Welcome to the... hmm. What exactly are we?" Says Jeirid absently, still buried in research. "'Club' seems like too much of an u-" he cut off abruptly. "An u-... An unawkward-" he paused to shudder "term." Carola shivers at the word. "U-un. . nope i can't say it" Lavala screams in shock Why would you even Try that, Carola? "I'm sorry." she turns to Rubiks, "I think we're probably a. . . Clan? Anti-social guild? Guild of anti-social adventurers, or somethign like that?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbringer12 Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 "We should leave it up to mistrunner. There are so many choices..." Jeirid expression changes and he starts talking more excitedly " we could be a category, class, grouping, set, lot batch, type, sort, kind, variety, family, crowd, party, body, band, company, gathering, congregation, assembly, collection, cluster, flock, pack, troop, gang, bunch, pile, knot, mass, clump, faction, division, selection, clique, coterie, circle, set ring, camp plot, caucus, cabal, association, club, society, league, or guild. Or we could be a-" he cut off abruptly as a hand into over his mouth. "Sorry about that," he said as his normal self. "There's just no telling how many personalities I have bouncing around in here. I should do some more research," he muttered to himself, pulling out several more charts and books, with a bunch of note pages laying around everywhere, dominating most of the keep table. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 "Yeah. . ." "HEY MISTRUNNER!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 "I'M HERE!" Mistrunner said, coming through the back door with an armful of strange-looking victuals. "I was out back collecting food. Did you know we had a garden? That grew steak?" She turns to face Rielle. "You are accepted into the Order of the Knights Awkward. Serve honorably and well." Jasper descends from his perch in the rafters to whisper something to Mist. She thinks for a moment. "What synonym of group are we? I believe we were originally termed a guild, though we're mostly called an order. It sounds more professional." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 "We are an out-of-order-guild!" Carola shouts, standing triumphantly, bookie in hand. I like th sound of that. It's creative. Yeah!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rielle Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 *Curtsies* I shall do my best. *Coughs and whips out a hankie* Wait.... we have steak?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbringer12 Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 "Well, actually yes. And also the infinitely awkward power of awkwardness, so basically, anything that can be linked to awkwardness." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Sunbird perks up at the mention of steak. "You mean like when a woman goes to a restaurant with someone of the male gender--doesn't matter if it's her boyfriend, father, brother, or what--and she orders a steak and he orders, like, a pasta dish, and when the food comes out the waiter just assumes that the steak must be for the man? That's totally awkward." She shudders and adds in a whisper, "That's why I usually go to dinner alone." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 The doors swung open, and a pale Shin man walked in, wearing a deep dark red cloak. He swung his gaze around the hall, and his eyes settled on the ruler of this dominion, the noble Mistrunner. Immediately, he went down on one knee, bald head bowed, red cloak fluttering. "My liege," the man said. "I am the Assassin in Burgundy. I have ridden over the Misted Mountains of Shinovar, through the Pits of Hathsin, and around the great city of Elantris, which, though fair, pales in comparison to you and your guild. "I seek entrance to the Knights Awkward, the sacred order of a bunch of people who sit around talking about books they've read five billion times." "Speak the oaths, Burgundy Assassin," Mistrunner called. The Assassin in Burngundy rose from his kneel. "Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays. I will speculate even if there is nothing to speculate upon." Mistrunner nodded regally. "The words are accepted. Rise, Sir Knight. The Assassin in Burgundy nodded his thanks. "Books before friends. It is the task to which I am now sworn." Mistrunner pursed her lips. "Books before friends, Awkward." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 (edited) Carola pauses this scene,"Hey, is it oKay if i call you Burg?" Edited July 19, 2016 by CarolaDavar Confusing mispelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 hours ago, CarolaDavar said: Carola pauses this scene,"Hey, is it oKay if i call you Burg?" Ummm sure? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Hey Mistrunner, since I'm already a Theoryweaver, can I still join the people you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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