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"But there's no sense crying

over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

'til you run out of cake.

And the science gets done.

And you make a neat gun

for the people who are

still alive."

Carola breathes in heavily, straining to regain air, getting ready to scream the next part.

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"GUYS!!! I have just had the best idea! We should make cookies out of cake!" Says Kynedath, apparently unaware of the cannibalism happening beside him.

 

Looking back, he sees that Winter cloud is eating Jaime. He promptly starts gnawing on Winter's leg. "Shtarp bein a cannibul! Itsh not good phor yu."

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"In that case," Peorin began. "We might as well join in." He nodded to his spren and it transformed into an Chinese official-looking older man riding a horse.

"I've a girl back home who's not like any other!" Valinean sang.

From the kitchen, they hear a muffled "The only girl who loves him is his mother!" followed by the clanging of pots, an aggravated meow, a pterodactyl screech, and a quiet "ow."
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Continuing her momentum and some form of interpretive dance Jaime belts, "you want your freedom take iiiiiiiit! That's what I'm counting on... I used to want you dead but, now I only want you gone!!" Then opens her laptop and proceeds to play portal for hours and hours because she just needed to!!

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Sunbird decides that this gathering of Knights Awkward needs a motivational battle tune, so she begins belting out, "Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns! Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet before we're through--Mister, I'll make a man out of you!"

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  • 2 weeks later...

Jaime realized that the room had grown very quiet, as she peers away from her portal playing for the first time in.. how long has it been, "Wha.. what happened?" Everyone was passed out, covered in bookie crumbs, mumbling what sounded like Disney lyrics in their sleep..

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Sunbird decides that this gathering of Knights Awkward needs a motivational battle tune, so she begins belting out, "Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns! Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet before we're through--Mister, I'll make a man out of you!"

Carola, still in a mood to continue whatever songs are being sung, sings, "Tranquil as a forest

But on fire within(a few random bookies set on fire here)

Once you find your center

You are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot

And you haven't got a clue

Somehow I'll make a man out of you!!!"

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