Posted April 29, 2016 I will convert those who are not I will convince those without to buy at least three copies I will provide a book to anyone without Hoping a spren will accept my oaths (I have a hard time lending but believe the same intent is there) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 30, 2016 I will convert those who are not I will convince those without to buy at least three copies I will provide a book to anyone without Hoping a spren will accept my oaths (I have a hard time lending but believe the same intent is there) Mistrunner cautiously makes her way back into the room, holding a broom and dustpan. "Your oaths, Knight Jeffywan, are accepted. Welcome to the Stronghold of the Knights Awkward. Keep an eye out for Sodium bookie crumbs." She notices a tiny crumb (or possibly lint) and immediately sweeps it up and throws it into the dungeons."BEGONE, YE FOUL BAKED GOOD OF THE NETHER REALMS," she yells, then remembers Jeffywan's presence. "I- I'm- I swear it's usually more... ah... less... weird," she says. "Never mind, this sort of thing happens all the time. I hope you realize what you've gotten yourself into." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 30, 2016 "Its feels like we're always saying it's less weird around here, but it's pretty much always the same." Nashan says as he wanders the room, also on the lookout for the horrible bookie crumbs. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 1, 2016 *Chasmfiend continues to eat the Sodium bookies... That seem to have been spiked by him...* "Have any of you even tried them, or are they compatible with only my name?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 1, 2016 "Yes!" Mistrunner says excitedly. "They're right here next to the Sodium bookies. They taste a bit bitter and might make you cry, but they're really, really good." Realizing that something she said may need clarification, she adds "Sodium is Sadeas/Odium. I really don't know what I was thinking. I should probably burn those." This. . . This is just terrifying. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 1, 2016 This. . . This is just terrifying. Sunbird looks up from her book long enough to interject, "I think the question is, which is worse: Sodium bookies that are Sadeas/Odium, or Sodium bookies that are made from sodium metal? A Sadeas/Odium bookie may be made of evil, but a sodium metal bookie will explode in your mouth and probably blow your head off." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2016 Sunbird looks up from her book long enough to interject, "I think the question is, which is worse: Sodium bookies that are Sadeas/Odium, or Sodium bookies that are made from sodium metal? A Sadeas/Odium bookie may be made of evil, but a sodium metal bookie will explode in your mouth and probably blow your head off." "Well, I think it works like this: If you eat a Sodium Sadeas/Odium bookie, you'll need a sodium metal bookie to get the taste out of your mouth." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2016 "Well, I think it works like this: If you eat a Sodium Sadeas/Odium bookie, you'll need a sodium metal bookie to get the taste out of your mouth." All in favor? * raises hand* 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 2, 2016 "I don't get it. What are we in favor of?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 8, 2016 All in favor? * raises hand* "More like, 'All in Flavor'!" Peorin said then got the customary high five over the shoulder from Valinean. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 9, 2016 "More like, 'All in Flavor'!" Peorin said then got the customary high five over the shoulder from Valinean. Mistrunner mishears 'Valinean' as 'Valjean' and begins dramatically reenacting Les Mis. "Who am I? Can I condemn this man to slavery?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 10, 2016 Mistrunner mishears 'Valinean' as 'Valjean' and begins dramatically reenacting Les Mis. "Who am I? Can I condemn this man to slavery?" Carola begins assisting Mistrunner in reenacting Les Mis.It is quite injoyable. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) Carola begins assisting Mistrunner in reenacting Les Mis. It is quite injoyable. Nashan covers his ears as the Freshman English class flashbacks invade his mind."No... No... NOOOOOOOooooooo..." Edited May 11, 2016 by Nashan'Elin 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 11, 2016 Ally walks into the room, a look of enjoyment on her face. " ah, good. This place hasn't changed too much since I was here last, the good ol Knights awkward. Boy have I missed this place." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) "Actually," chimes in Maggie, "I think they'd both explode your head off." Then she looks around a bit more. "Oh. Conversation has moved on. Riiiiigggghhht. Well, I'll just . . ." She slouches lower behind Secret History. Edited May 11, 2016 by The Honor Spren 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 11, 2016 Sunbird begins beaming as soon as she hears Les Mis music and immediately launches into a warbling rendition of "Bring Him Home." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 11, 2016 "if I diiiiiiiieeeeeeeee, let me diiiiiiieeeeeeeee! " Ally *sings* at the top of her lungs, joining sunbird. She coughs, and her voice gives out. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 12, 2016 "if I diiiiiiiieeeeeeeee, let me diiiiiiieeeeeeeee! " Ally *sings* at the top of her lungs, joining sunbird. She coughs, and her voice gives out. "LETTTT HIIIIIIM LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE," Mistrunner belts, singing over the top of Nashan's moaning. Jasper sighs, walks over to Allomancy and struggles to make himself heard over Mistrunner and Sunbird. "Welcome back, Ally, on behalf of everyone who is currently busy butchering a perfectly good song." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2016 Carola strains her voice to proves she is the loudest. Lavala assists in this process, making her more llud, but at the same time it's worse, so it ends up being more awkward. *score* 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2016 Nashan yells at the top of his lungs, and pulls out a pair of headphones and puts them on. Cranking the volume high enough to incapacitate an old woman, he starts playing the nice, soothing sounds of hard rock into his brain. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2016 "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!" Maggie blushes. "Oh. Um. Wrong musical. Bye again." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2016 NEVER the wrong musical! just you waiiiiiit... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2016 "NOOOOOO!!!! THEY'VE FOUND US!",Kit shrieks, diving for cover behind the nearest bookshelf. She begins to barricade herself with any and all objects within reach. After completing her not so sound proof fort, she curls into a ball and begins to sing to herself, "Something has changed within me, Something is not the same, I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game, too late for second guesses, too late to go back to sleep, it's time to trust my instincts, close my eyes, and leeeeaaaap...." At this she springs from her self prescribed confinement and musically screams," IT'S TIME TO TRYYYY DEFYYYING GRAVITY!!!" she draws a few strange and ancient looking symbols in the air before rising a few feet in the air and then disappearing entirely. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2016 "LOATHING! UNADULTERATED LOATHING! FOR YOUR FACE, YOUR VOICE, YOUR CLOTHING! LET'S JUST SAY..." Ripple pauses dramatically. "I LOATHE IT ALL!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
