Dustbringer12 Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 "Life is not fair, just in love and war," Jeirid mutters. He then sneezes awkwardly all over master Elodin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Elodin speaks the name of snot and flings the foul projectile back at RubixCube. "Just leave me alone!" He takes a bite of the bookie, and his teeth crack. Suddenly a glowing green light is sucked from the bookie and his teeth grow back as metal spikes. "I AM THE LORD RULER AND NAMER OF ADONALSIUM! FEAR ME!" He suddenly drops a metal bookie sheet on the ground and Pushes on it, sending him through the ornate skylight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 "He has the same number of spikes as me..." Don't feel bad. At least your the same power level as him. Yeah, we could beat him! Your smarter! I think... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 " All will fear me! I know the name of snot!" Looks like you want some... company. "Ruin! How did you get here?" Seriously man, do you know how many spikes you have? "And I'm gonna get more! One for each surge as well!" That's a lot of teeth. " Don't be ridiculous. I'll put them on my ears. And my fingers! They will be very small." Don't forget about me! "Who are you?" I'm your Hoidspren. "Oh. Are you a spike?" No. "Dangit." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Welcome!!!!! Kalavin. . . Well, i'd ship it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashan’Elin Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 "Kalavin? The distilled essence of paranoia meets the distilled essence of grumpiness? Sure, why not!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 "Kalavin? The distilled essence of paranoia meets the distilled essence of grumpiness? Sure, why not!" this is what would happen if elend ever left vin... they would share a combined hatred of the upper class! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 "MUrder ALL the Lighteyes!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlewis Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays I will make fun of the unmakefunnable I shall be frustrating when people hate me for it I will not reuse jokes on pain of being dunked in a highstorm. The quipsmiths will rise again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSurvivorOfFlames Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 The heavy wooden doors burst open and a man with a blue Seon floating slightly behind him strode in. The first thing that Brightness Mistrunner noticed however, was the singed mistcloak upon his back. "M'lady," he said, dropping down to a knee. He was quiet for a moment with his head bowed. "I have traveled upon theory threads that disappoint," he began softly. "I have seen shallow thinking commented on Brightlord Sanderson's books. I have seen unnappreciated fantasy series' that deserve more." Over his shoulder, Edo pulsed a faint blue in agreement. "I wish for more in this place of great nerdy intellect." He continued. "I wish to help that wish. I wish for you to help me wish that wish to come true." He stood up and placed his right fist on his chest and recited: "I will speculate even if there is nothing to speculate upon. I will ask the questions which have not been asked. I will connect that which has not been connected." He raised his head and looked at her. "I wish to join the Theoryweavers." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted March 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 Books before friends. 17th Shard before the real world. Release dates before birthdays I will make fun of the unmakefunnable I shall be frustrating when people hate me for it I will not reuse jokes on pain of being dunked in a highstorm. The quipsmiths will rise again! The heavy wooden doors burst open and a man with a blue Seon floating slightly behind him strode in. The first thing that Brightness Mistrunner noticed however, was the singed mistcloak upon his back. "M'lady," he said, dropping down to a knee. He was quiet for a moment with his head bowed. "I have traveled upon theory threads that disappoint," he began softly. "I have seen shallow thinking commented on Brightlord Sanderson's books. I have seen unnappreciated fantasy series' that deserve more." Over his shoulder, Edo pulsed a faint blue in agreement. "I wish for more in this place of great nerdy intellect." He continued. "I wish to help that wish. I wish for you to help me wish that wish to come true." He stood up and placed his right fist on his chest and recited: "I will speculate even if there is nothing to speculate upon. I will ask the questions which have not been asked. I will connect that which has not been connected." He raised his head and looked at her. "I wish to join the Theoryweavers." Mistrunner takes a few seconds too long to skid out of the kitchen, holding a pan of strange-looking bookies with an oven mitt that says "definitely not fire." She stares at the newcomers, then remembers that she has a job. "So sorry. I was finishing some ship bookies. I- it was a request," she explains. "You're both accepted, words of- gracious- wisdom- I'm sorry, I'm terrible at this." She is still staring at the very serious, slightly singed man. "You have a Seon? What's its name? Can I ask it about Sel? Can it tell stories? How old is it?" Mistrunner rushes up towards him, and after very narrowly missing an end table she ends up staring at Edo. "By the way, would you like a bookie?" she asks absentmindedly, attention focused on the Seon's glowing Aon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlewis Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 (edited) The new quipsmith, Raklan, runs out the door, sensing something. In the shadows, he sees a form twisting away. Sticking his hand out as he runs, his homorspren turns into mist and condenses into a shining, silvery... chicken bone? OK, Raklan thought. They were going to talk about his weapons very soon. But no matter, a chicken bone was just as deadly. He ran after the form, Shardbone in hand, and ran down a Dark Alley... Edited March 31, 2016 by adamlewis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSurvivorOfFlames Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) The man in the mistcloak looked confused for a second. "A Seon?" His eyebrows furrowed. "You mean my Spren?" He glanced up at it and it shifted into the form of a bucket. Then a flapping banner. And then into a smaller blue orb with wings and that flew around his head, saying, "HEY! LISTEN!" He grimaced as Mistrunner raised an eyebrow. "Valinean's a little... wound up at the moment," he said. The blue orb- Valinean- shifted into the form of a young man reclining on the shoulder of the mistcloak and sighed. "Nobody gets my jokes," he mourned. "You said something about ship cookies?" The man asked, pointedly ignoring his spren. "I'll take the 'Vividin' ones," he said, snatching it off the plate and then he shoved it into his mouth. "Mah nham's-" he started, swallowed, then finished with an awkward half bow, "Peorin." "See," Valinean began, hovering for a moment in the reclined position as Peorin bowed. "We used to be apart of the Dustbringers order, but Rin here has allergies." "That's why we came here," Peorin added. "Plus, no one in the entirety of the Cosmere hasn't heard of your delicious cookies!" He wolfed down a few more. Edited April 1, 2016 by TheSurvivorOfFlames 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amrynn Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) Amrynn jerked his head up, seeing the newcomer and hearing a familiar sound. "Navi?" He said, walking over to Peorin. "Ah, friend, I do indeed get your jokes and I think you'd find quite a few around here that do as well, we just tend to be quieter folk." Amrynn was still wearing his green tunic and chain mail that he'd neglected to change out of. Fi fluttered over with him, circling Valinean in curiosity. "Amrynn, what's this? Do you know it?" The spren asked. Amrynn ignored her. "This is my spren, Fi. I think you'll get along here just fine." Edited April 1, 2016 by Amrynn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 "MIstrunner, did you finish the Kalavin bookies? I want one!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Carola, I wrote a small review of your Steamcasters ring story. I'll write more about it if you want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSurvivorOfFlames Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 (edited) "So..." Peorin began. "Do we have a thread to place all of our theories in?" He snapped his fingers out to his side a bit as a nervous tic and people suddenly gasped as his hands burst into brilliant blue flames. "Because it seems that this really just deteriorated into a thread of peculiar tasting baked goods and falling on-" he paused as he noticed Amrynn gaping at his hands. "What? Have you guys never summoned your Spren as fire before?" "It's kind of like singing from your hands," Lin explained, changing back to his original form. Edited April 10, 2016 by TheSurvivorOfFlames 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alomantisist Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 (edited) I am Dragon314, Spren, One of the Ten fools who cannot figure out how to get upvoted, and I wish to join the Knights Awkward. Books before friends,17th shard before the real world, Release dates before birthdays. I will ship the unshippable. Kalavin. "Hello and welcome! I am the one known as Al! I haven't been here in a while, but I would like to take this moment to... *psst* spoke Al's trusted blade AdviceBringer, *perhaps you should say something nice to the newcomer, instead of just blathering on. It is impolite to blather without proper compliments* "Oh. You're right AdviceBringer. You have a very nice profile pic there Dragon314!" Edited April 12, 2016 by Alomantisist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
July Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 Hello my fellow Knights I have returned from my long journey and I have brought nothing back of any notice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistrunner Posted April 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 "MIstrunner, did you finish the Kalavin bookies? I want one!" "Yes!" Mistrunner says excitedly. "They're right here next to the Sodium bookies. They taste a bit bitter and might make you cry, but they're really, really good." Realizing that something she said may need clarification, she adds "Sodium is Sadeas/Odium. I really don't know what I was thinking. I should probably burn those." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashan’Elin Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 "Yes!" Mistrunner says excitedly. "They're right here next to the Sodium bookies. They taste a bit bitter and might make you cry, but they're really, really good." Realizing that something she said may need clarification, she adds "Sodium is Sadeas/Odium. I really don't know what I was thinking. I should probably burn those." "Sodium bookies?" A horrified look goes across Nashan's face. "Sadeas and Odium? I doubt burning them would be enough! We'll probably have to find or make a black hole to get rid of those." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleGylf Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 "Sodium bookies?" A horrified look goes across Nashan's face. "Sadeas and Odium? I doubt burning them would be enough! We'll probably have to find or make a black hole to get rid of those." Ripple, who has been way too deep in her book, suddenly looks up. "Sodium bookies? Those sure sound Na-sty. Hope they're not too salty." Her barely-contained laughter is visible on her face. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashan’Elin Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 Ripple, who has been way too deep in her book, suddenly looks up. "Sodium bookies? Those sure sound Na-sty. Hope they're not too salty." Her barely-contained laughter is visible on her face. Nashan facepalms so hard his hand goes through his face and comes out his head. He taps some gold, and then does it again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 Chasmfiend seems thoughtful for a moment, then grabs one and eats it. "I prefer straight Odium, but their not terrible." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Pikachu, (Finally waking up from a forever long nap on a gigantic pillow in the southeast unexplored room of the great hall) makes a disgusted face, nose wrinkling at the peculiar bookies. "what a perfectly DREADFUL smell to wake up to." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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