Patrick Star Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 So, today I finally realized that the Way of Kings cover had Dalinar in front and Kaladin in the back. Up until today, I had thought that was Dalinar and Eshonai. When reading or rereading the two books (so far) what other facepalm-worthy moments have you guys had? I'm genuinely interested to hear what you guys have to say Most ridiculous (and true) answer wins a cookie! Or maybe some Rosharian wine. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOUTAGOD Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I honestly thought Whitespines were dogs... no joke. It wasnt until I saw the picture of them that I realized they werent... judge away. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zas678 Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I'm pretty sure it is Dalinar and Eshonai. He painted the Shallan piece because he too felt that there should be some nod to the fact that this was her book. (Though, notably, the first cover had Dalinar and Eshonai on the cover, despite being Kaladin's book.) Source As for me, my most facepalm moment (although it was but a theory) was that in WoR, Shallan and Szeth would take the same boat to the Shattered Planes and would fall in love. I thought it would've been interesting, but looking back.... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted May 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 It's definitely Kaladin in the back. He's holding a spear and has the Parshendi bone shield slung on his back. Plus, he's not wearing shardplate. Zoom in, and you'll see what I mean. Not Eshonai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 When I read WoK MULTIPLE TIMES I imagined Shardplate and Shardblades as being made out of large, bulky, carved crystal. It wasn't until reading WoR and seeing Shallan's sketches that I realized they were basically metallic with a bit of a glow to them (this was before I knew anything like 17th Shard or Coppermind existed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) I had,(well, have) no idea how to pronounce the names of half the cosmere characters. Edited May 14, 2015 by Sarcasm 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 You're up to 50%? I gave up long ago. I am 100% sure I am mispronouncing 99% of the names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 (edited) This is from Mistborn, so I'm going to spoiler tag it. Don't read it unless you have at least read the Final Empire. I felt sure Kelsier wasn't really dead. I thought he was going to make some elaborate comeback and last minute save. And, this also seemed to cause something else, once I had gotten used to Sanderson. WoR spoiler. Because of the Mistborn thing, I felt sure that when Jasnah died, she would stay dead. Wrong on both counts. Oh well. Edited May 14, 2015 by TheYoungBard 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerionBFII Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 The moment you realize Teft isn't secretly Jezrien..... 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botanica Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 When reading WoK, I always thought Shin people are dark-skinned... Really don't know why because there're descriptions in book say that they have pale skin. So... my first Szeth fan art is drawn wrong and not until Mr. Inkthinker pointed it out did I realize that I made a huge mistake! (* Facepalm*) Then I would never forget this fact 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxal Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 When reading WoK, I always thought Shin people are dark-skinned... Really don't know why because there're descriptions in book say that they have pale skin. So... my first Szeth fan art is drawn wrong and not until Mr. Inkthinker pointed it out did I realize that I made a huge mistake! (* Facepalm*) Then I would never forget this fact I have had, for the longest time, picture Rock as black with red hair.... I know, I know, I know. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I have had, for the longest time, picture Rock as black with red hair.... I know, I know, I know. I know how if feels, always make the same mistake. As for me, my most facepalm moment (although it was but a theory) was that in WoR, Shallan and Szeth would take the same boat to the Shattered Planes and would fall in love. I thought it would've been interesting, but looking back.... I would have taken this over the Kaladin/Shallan/Adolin love triangle. So much potential. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerionBFII Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I always pictured Rock as a sort of Savage Scottish Highlander Shaman dude haha All pales in comparison to Dalinars epic face palm when he realized that Honor wasn't actually talking directly to him 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestrel Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 My fanart I try to make is facepalm worthy. Also the fact that I can't pronounce any names used in the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 My fanart I try to make is facepalm worthy. Also the fact that I can't pronounce any names used in the book. what are you talking about? Your art is awesome! And to the second point, I was saying something about Elend to my brother and he didnt know who I was talking about for about 5 minutes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrogKnight Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 (edited) i never believed it was dalinar on the cover because of the color of the cloak. his family color is blue dang it. I also thought whitespren were doglike creatures lol Edited September 22, 2015 by Rubix Watch the language, please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Whitespines* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrogKnight Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Whitespines* yes, thats what i meant lol also regarding jasnah's death; it really wasnt surprising. If brandon sanderson was gonna kill off one of the characters, he will spend more time on their death scene than he did on jasnah's. I mean come on: *open door* *see jasnah die* *close door*, It wasnt surprising at all to see her alive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arondell Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 It's definitely Kaladin in the back. He's holding a spear and has the Parshendi bone shield slung on his back. Plus, he's not wearing shardplate. Zoom in, and you'll see what I mean. Not Eshonai. You get a Word of Brandon or Peter backing that up and I'll agree. Until then I'm going with that distant character being Eshonai. Neither scene had a highstorm approaching either. As the cover of Words of Radiance shows a novels cover is rarely perfectly accurate. I'm betting they gave a general description and Whelan drew what he envisioned. One isn't picky when Michael Whelan agrees to do your novels cover. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlatLine Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I didn't have the Roshar looking in my mind of how it is described for a while. I didn't realize everything had shells and all that fun stuff. WoR made that clearer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Adonalsium Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 I kinda pictured Rock as like a massive red-haired, red-bearded, red-mustached, red-eyebrowed Scotsman with kilts and bagpipes and-- wait. Maybe not that. But the way he speaks, he sounds like a Russian in Scotsman attire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 Well he's definitely the opposite of a lowlander alright, and not even just the airsick sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 I'm pretty sure the cover art for WoK was taken from a scene in the book where Dalinar saves Bridge Four from some Parshendi archers. WoK hardback p. 876 "Parshendi fell before the sweeping Blade of the Shardbearer, some toppling into the chasm, others scrambling back. The rest died with burned-out eyes. In seconds, the squad of fifty archers had been reduced to corpses. The Shardbearer's honor guard caught up with him. He turned, armor seeming to glow as he raised his Blade in a salute of respect toward the bridgemen. Then he charged off in another direction." The color of Dalinar's cloak is wrong, but it seems like the art was more inspired by the scene than depicting it accurately. Kaladin didn't have a spear because he was still a bridgeman at that point, but the person in the background is obviously holding a spear. I don't recall Dalinar or Eshonai picking up a spear in WoK, so I think it's safe to say that it's Kaladin in the background. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrogKnight Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 I'm pretty sure the cover art for WoK was taken from a scene in the book where Dalinar saves Bridge Four from some Parshendi archers. WoK hardback p. 876 "Parshendi fell before the sweeping Blade of the Shardbearer, some toppling into the chasm, others scrambling back. The rest died with burned-out eyes. In seconds, the squad of fifty archers had been reduced to corpses. The Shardbearer's honor guard caught up with him. He turned, armor seeming to glow as he raised his Blade in a salute of respect toward the bridgemen. Then he charged off in another direction." The color of Dalinar's cloak is wrong, but it seems like the art was more inspired by the scene than depicting it accurately. Kaladin didn't have a spear because he was still a bridgeman at that point, but the person in the background is obviously holding a spear. I don't recall Dalinar or Eshonai picking up a spear in WoK, so I think it's safe to say that it's Kaladin in the background. I agree that it is suppose to symbolize Dalinar and Kaladin, but i dont think it depicts any scenario in the book. For one thing, kaladin wouldnt have any problems hiding from his position relevant to where dalinar took out the archers. another is that neither the bridgemen nor the armies are present, though i do understand that they may have been ommited to bring the focus on to the two characters. Dalinar's cloak has both the wrong symbol as well as the wrong color, and oathbringer is in an incorrect shape. "Six feet long from tip to hilt. Long and slightly curved. A handspan wide. Wavelike serrations near the hilt. Curved at the tip like a fisherman's hook" (stormlight archive wiki, i was too lazy to find the description within the book.) also, on the cover, there is a storm brewing whcih ofcourse does not depict any scene but it may be a forshadow of what is to come. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamir Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 I had no idea Scadrial had French pronunciations until after I finished the trilogy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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