Popular Post Xaladin Posted April 24, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 When you never skip prologues anymore. Ever. 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Redbird Posted April 24, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 When you realize that daleks must be of Odium, since they can only hate. 43 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post natc Posted April 24, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 When you are sad to be drawing blank on ideas for telling whether someone is a Sanderfan. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stormwalker Posted April 24, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 When, because a library sticker is obscuring the front title, you always read the first Dresden files novel as 'Storm It', and think "that's a great name for a book". And then get disappointed when you remember that it's actually 'Storm Front'. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xaladin Posted April 25, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 The following conversation actually happened a couple nights ago between me and a random guy: Guy: Hey, how's it going? Me: Alright. Guy: Why are you wearing all white? Me: Because I'm the Assassin. Guy: Wouldn't it make more sense for an assassin to wear black? Me: No. If you're going to be assassinated, you have a right to see your assassin coming. White to be seen. Have you read The Way of Kings? Guy: No. Have you? Me: I have. Don't read it unless you have time, though. Because if you do, you will read the sequel, and you will beg the author to hurry up and write the rest. 73 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted April 25, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 ...Am I the only one wondering who you were planning on assassinating? 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kestrel Posted April 25, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Marched our marching show in a Mistcloak with my friends. Was cool. Before the performance we threw pennies at people. Ah, October. Such a great month. 37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) Nobody important. Don't worry. EDIT: Got ninja'd. This is in response to Kobold King: ...Am I the only one wondering who you were planning on assassinating? Edited April 25, 2015 by Xaladin 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Echo Posted April 25, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) When you got to turn up the brightness on your phone and you automatically add Kholin or Davar after the word. Edited April 25, 2015 by yokie13 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sarcasm Posted April 26, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) When you actually swallow microscopic slivers of metal and attempt to burn them, and you're actually disappointed and angry when nothing happens. Edited April 26, 2015 by Argentum 41 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Surgebound Rainspren Posted April 26, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 When you actually swallow microscopic slivers of metal and attempt to burn them, and you're actually disappointed and angry when nothing happens. That's probably not good for you.Though I can imagine how the doctors visit after that would go! Doc: It appears your stomach is full of tiny slivers of metal. Do you know how this happened You: I purposelessly swallowed the metal to see if I have mystical abilities that I could use to assassinate a immortal tyrant to free an oppressed lower class! Doc: *slowly backs away, reaching for the door* 62 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted April 26, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 That's probably not good for you.Though I can imagine how the doctors visit after that would go! Doc: It appears your stomach is full of tiny slivers of metal. Do you know how this happened You: I purposelessly swallowed the metal to see if I have mystical abilities that I could use to assassinate a immortal tyrant to free an oppressed lower class! Doc: *slowly backs away, reaching for the door* "Err... riiiight. I'm going to have to administer a shot now..." "NO! NO SPIKES, AGENT OF RUIN!" 68 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 When you actually swallow microscopic slivers of metal and attempt to burn them, and you're actually disappointed and angry when nothing happens. Were they the right alloys? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcasm Posted April 26, 2015 Report Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) Were they the right alloys? Of course. I even had to make a special trip to the Pits of Hathsin for some Atium. Edited April 26, 2015 by Argentum 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zas678 Posted April 27, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Of course. I even had to make a special trip to the Pits of Hathsin for some Atium. The real purpose of Area 51. 42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kobold King Posted April 27, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 The real purpose of Area 51. A hardcover copy of The Hero of Ages costs $26 on Amazon. A paperback copy costs $11, for $37 dollars total. There are 572 pages in a copy of The Hero of Ages. There are currently four installments in the Mistborn series counting AoL. Dividing 572 by 4 and rounding down, we get 143, and when we subtract 28, which was the day of April on which the book went out, we get 115. The global coordinates for Area 51 are 37.2350° N and 115.8111° W. The evidence is all there, people! Wake up and smell the conspiracy! 45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestrel Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 When you buy this for one of your friends because she's a stormlight loving NER D. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sarcasm Posted April 28, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 When, because a library sticker is obscuring the front title, you always read the first Dresden files novel as 'Storm It', and think "that's a great name for a book". And then get disappointed when you remember that it's actually 'Storm Front'. Library sticker? You went into a library? How did you escape detection by the evil librarians? You must have a powerful talent. Mine's procrastinating. On everything. 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shattered Posted April 28, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 When it's impossible to read other fantasy because they never provide enough justification or explanation of the magic system(s). 42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Echo Posted April 28, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 When you realize that football would be a whole lot more interesting with shardplate... and then you spend the next half hour trying to figure out how you could make it work. 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shattered Posted April 28, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 When you spend the whole time with your friends urging them on to finish the current installments of the Cosmere so that you can rant, theorize, and make awesome inside jokes with them. 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echo Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 When you spend the whole time with your friends urging them on to finish the current installments of the Cosmere so that you can rant, theorize, and make awesome inside jokes with them. I totally understand that. Fortunately, I actually got one of my friends to read the mistborn trilogy just because she saw my reactions to it as I was rereading it. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shattered Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 I totally understand that. Fortunately, I actually got one of my friends to read the mistborn trilogy just because she saw my reactions to it as I was rereading it. Is your profile photo Spook? Because it looks absolutely adorable. I have one friend reading the beginning stuff (Warbreaker, Elantris) and another that I've actually spoiled the entire thing to (yes, I'm a horrible person, but I just couldn't help myself), but is still going to read the books anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echo Posted April 28, 2015 Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 Is your profile photo Spook? Because it looks absolutely adorable. I have one friend reading the beginning stuff (Warbreaker, Elantris) and another that I've actually spoiled the entire thing to (yes, I'm a horrible person, but I just couldn't help myself), but is still going to read the books anyway. Yeah, it's Spook, and yes, it is adorable. I am working on my other friends, especially because one of them would be a perfect Vin. Plus I like to convert others to my fandom and watch them spiral into insanity just like I did. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mail-mi Posted April 28, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted April 28, 2015 You know you're an LDS Sanderfan when you wish that Moroni had started the Golden Plates with "I write these words in gold, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted." 78 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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