You Know You're a Sanderfan When... Part 2

[I Just Shard Myself! Crew Leader]

45 minutes ago, Mage said:

Whoops. This thread amuses me, but I haven't read everything, so whenever I am in need of some good laughs I enter a random page number and then read through, giving rep to the ones that make me laugh out loud.

May I recommend a lovely page 355 vintage, sir. It’s got a lovely bouquet of fresh innuendo and a mouth feel of the strongest flippancy. 

[Ghanderflaffle Listener]

20 hours ago, Ishar said:

This thread is 355 pages. I find it difficult to believe that anybody reads through all 355 pages of this thread, but even if they do, I find it hard to believe that they still have reputation points leftover when they reach page 269. 

I mean I read through the entire TLT when I joined. I’m behind by about 500 pages now, so I don’t know if I will again.

[The Voiceless One Lighteyes]

20 hours ago, Ishar said:

This thread is 355 pages. I find it difficult to believe that anybody reads through all 355 pages of this thread, but even if they do, I find it hard to believe that they still have reputation points leftover when they reach page 269.

Also not me who gave the upvote, but I am that kind of person.  When I read, I must start at the beginning.  So I started at the fist post of you know you're a Sanderfan part one and read all the way up to the most recent post in you know you're a Sanderfan part two, stoping for the day whenever I ran out of upvotes to give.

[Fezzik Soulcaster]

16 hours ago, Nameless said:

YKYASFWY read and like books that Brandon didn't publish because they weren't good enough.

 

13 hours ago, Frustration said:

???

Do you mean don't read or like? or something else

You're not making a lot of sense

Brandon has several unpublished novels that are pretty good. White Sand prose, Aether of Night, and Dragonsteel are all publicly available. They weren't good enough to get published, but they are still good reads.

[MGershone Babsk]

When you see a QR code and go, "Whoa! A Forgery!" before reality hits, at which point you feel sad for a moment before having to move on in your actual life. sigh.

[Ghanderflaffle Listener]

1 hour ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

When you are playing the RPG "Everyone is John" and all you can think is " Wait we are playing 'Legion the RPG' "

When you play Idle Apocalypse and believe you are starting Desolations.

[Knight of Iron Kalad's Phantom]

On 1/19/2021 at 10:06 PM, Frustration said:

???

Do you mean don't read or like? or something else

You're not making a lot of sense

"when you read and like books Brandon didn't publish because they weren't good enough," as in reading Way of Kings Prime, Dragonsteel, White Sand prose (books Brandon didn't publish because they weren't good enough), and they still read and like them even though they're supposed to be subpar.

 

[Flyingbooks Silent Gatherer]

When you rephrase things that you say so that they include subtle Cosmere references.

[Spren of Kindness Savant]

When you consider the Allomantic and Feruchemical charts A+ decor.

[Rushu42 Soulcaster]

When you nearly get a question on the Varangian Guard wrong by calling it the "Taravangian" Guard

[Cheyenne Sedai Babsk]

When you tell your parents that the next time we make pancakes there should be 9 different kinds, because the 10th is imaginary

Edited January 24, 2021 by Cheyenne Sedai

[AonEne Shard]

When your mother says "we're late!" and you think I know, Grandpa Smedry. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium Worldhopper]

My friend was coming over and she was late, and my 10 year old brother (who's reading Alcatraz) said, "She's Grandpa Smedry!"  I have never been so proud.

Edited January 25, 2021 by Shard of Thought

[Frustration Sliver]

When someone mentions the dough has risen and you can only think "Rysn"

[Spren of Kindness Savant]

When your skirt has pockets and you wonder if you can fit a mass-market paperback of AOL in one.

[AonEne Shard]

1 hour ago, Frustration said:

When someone mentions the dough has risen and you can only think "Rysn"

More like Rysn has some serious dough, amiright 

Spoiler

y'know, from all those trading trips... 

 

[AonEne Shard]

When you realize that respelling Krispy Kreme as Crispy Crem makes it sound like an unhealthy fast-food place on Roshar.

...and you kinda wanna eat there.

[Gak Prelan]

when you have chalk with you at all times, and use it to stop people from bothering you     ------------------

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[Ghanderflaffle Listener]

On 1/26/2021 at 0:45 PM, Gak said:

when you have chalk with you at all times, and use it to stop people from bothering you     ------------------

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Fixed it for you.  (Use underscores)

[Doomstick Bondsmith]

on the topic of the rithmatist:

YKYASW you make this as your conics art project (it has sliders)

https://www.desmos.com/calculator/fcaaslwo5f

Edited January 29, 2021 by AonDii

[Cheyenne Sedai Babsk]

10 hours ago, AonDii said:

on the topic of the rithmatist:

YKYASW you make this as your conics art project (it has sliders)

https://www.desmos.com/calculator/fcaaslwo5f

Wow that´s amazing. I haven’t been able to get to Rithmatist yet, but seeing something like this in Desmos, which is similar to what we’ll have to do later this year for math class, based on the book makes me smile.

[Xaladin Seer]

When at work you need to draw a diagram of a hidden Markov model, and it looks like this:

Edited January 30, 2021 by Xaladin
Making image visible

[Spren of Kindness Savant]

When you wonder how intense a game of Grog would get with Cosmere characters involved.

When you name tech after Cosmere things.

[king of nowhere Voidbringer]

when you want to recover silver after an experiment with silver nitrate, out of a vague feeling that silver is important... but when you think of "uses for silver", the first thing that comes to mind is "wards against shades".

[Spren of Kindness Savant]

When a classmate says that left gloves should be banned, and you immediately think of how un-Vorin and heretical that statement is!