Bookish Ocelot Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 When someone says 'Splinter' or 'Shard' and you freak out. Screaming every time the progress bar on SA4 goes up. When you stub your toe and yell "RUST AND RUIN!" When your Kahoot! name is cosmere related. When you are told to do something and mutter 'Honor is dead but I'll see what I can do." When every somebody says chivalry is dead but you correct them because clearly honor is the dead one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 34 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: YKYASW you misread "Color Guard" as "Cobalt Guard" and almost walk up and ask the girl where she got the jacket from. I had a similar experience where someone in the band had a sweater that said TUBA on the front, and I thought “I didn’t know TUBA had sweaters...” and then I saw someone else wearing one that said TRUMPET. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Ethan_Sedai said: I had a similar experience where someone in the band had a sweater that said TUBA on the front, and I thought “I didn’t know TUBA had sweaters...” and then I saw someone else wearing one that said TRUMPET. OH MY GOODNESS TUBA SWEATERS THIS SOUNDS AMAZING I WANT ONE! You know you’re a Sanderfan when you get bored during a ward party and draw this on the table since they had paper tablecloths. (No, this was not from memory. I used the Coppermind as reference for most of these.) Spoiler Edited April 17, 2019 by Rebecca 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhoX Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 YKYASW you're falling asleep in class so you slowly take out your pen and draw a bronze feruchemical symbol on your wrist. And you instantly feel like you just took a caffeine hit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 YKYASW when your phone recognizes the word 'Kaladin' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) YKYASW you phone not only recognizes the word Kaladin, but it assumes you mean to use the word Renarin right after. Proof, that I Hoid, belong with the two hottest Radiants in the Cosmere, Kaladin and Renarin! Edited April 17, 2019 by whattheHoid 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 (edited) When you have a shirt that says “I survived AP calculus” on the back, and you tell your friend who is also a sanderfan “I am the Survivor of Calculus.” And then he responds “whoa! I want to see those algebra scars running down your arms!” Edited April 18, 2019 by Ethan_Sedai 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winds Alight Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 (edited) When you watch Life of Brian and during the stoning scene ("Jehova, Jehova!") in the beginning start to think you want to run around on Roshar shouting "Elithanathile! Elithanathile!" while wildly waving your exposed left hand. Edited April 20, 2019 by Winds Alight 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 53 minutes ago, Winds Alight said: Elithanathile ??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winds Alight Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 1 hour ago, AonDii said: ??? https://stormlightarchive.fandom.com/wiki/Elithanathile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 When your dreams consist of becoming a Beta Reader for Stormlight 4, and your nightmares of stormlight 4's release date being delayed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 When you literally have dreams about meeting Brandon. When you’re at the hardware store and misread “alum elbow” as “atium elbow.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 On 4/16/2019 at 6:49 PM, Ethan_Sedai said: TUBA sweaters ...I already have an AonEne/cosmere shirt. I now must make a TUBA one. This is my new goal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winds Alight Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 When you dream about seeing the Stormlight 4 progress bar jump up to 7 % and then look at it in the morning and are disapointed that it's still at 5. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 When you go on a talk show, and do this: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wander89 Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 Bought the UK 10th anniversary Mistborn hardbacks and gave the paperbacks to my little sister to read. Little does she know the heartbreak to ensue..... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Wander89 said: Bought the UK 10th anniversary Mistborn hardbacks and gave the paperbacks to my little sister to read. Little does she know the heartbreak to ensue..... My advice is that after she reads the first book, tell her that you'll see Kelsier again. This is technically true, but it will leave her hoping for a happily ever after. Sanderson doesn't do happily ever afters. Also, be sure to be in the room when they finish "The hero of ages." Trust me, the reaction is to die for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whattheHoid Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 (edited) When your in the grocery store and find marinara sauce made by Rao and think, I didn't know Raoden could cook! Don't believe me....here...it will spirit you away! Edited April 22, 2019 by whattheHoid 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wander89 Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 10 hours ago, ShardShaper said: My advice is that after she reads the first book, tell her that you'll see Kelsier again. This is technically true, but it will leave her hoping for a happily ever after. Sanderson doesn't do happily ever afters. Also, be sure to be in the room when they finish "The hero of ages." Trust me, the reaction is to die for. I know, I was considering telling her that sliiiiiight spoiler but I'll wait and see what happens. I wish someone had told me all this when I read them for the first time and I wouldn't have been heartbroken for years! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 YKYASW when you are literally trying to force most of your immediate and extended family to read The Way of Kings 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not an Evil Librarian Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, ShardShaper said: My advice is that after she reads the first book, tell her that you'll see Kelsier again. This is technically true, but it will leave her hoping for a happily ever after. Sanderson doesn't do happily ever afters. Also, be sure to be in the room when they finish "The hero of ages." Trust me, the reaction is to die for. I'm sorry, but I am in STRONG disagreement with you there. Never under any circumstances do you hint at a plot twist. it will, not might, but will ruin the moment. especially since this is one of the most shocking moments in the series. it's also completely reliant on being certain that you will never see Kelsier again. That is what makes that moment so incredible! that being said, you should totally play with your sibling's emotions as they read. My brother is reading HoA, and it is so much fun to drop things like, "you think that plot twist was shocking, just wait until Spook turns out to be the long lost heir of the lord ruler!" 2 hours ago, Wander89 said: I know, I was considering telling her that sliiiiiight spoiler but I'll wait and see what happens. I wish someone had told me all this when I read them for the first time and I wouldn't have been heartbroken for years! don't. The heartbreak is what makes the reveal so sweet. Also, slight spoiler!? Edited April 22, 2019 by not an Evil Librarian 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallan&Pattern Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 Yeah, @not an Evil Librarian there was a kid in my class who claimed that syl disappears forever at some point at the book. I read through, fearing for the moment I would be heartbroken. It never happened. I was so storming mad at him. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 When you’re drawing with chalk and you make a windrunner glyph, the second windrunner ideal, and Kaladin. Spoiler 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 10/10 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wander89 Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 3 hours ago, not an Evil Librarian said: don't. The heartbreak is what makes the reveal so sweet. Also, slight spoiler!? Yeah, I meant the fact a certain person is there in Secret History? She plans to read them all and I don't want to spoil a thing so I agree that I won't tell her anything, just let it all unravel right in front of her innocent eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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