beantheboy12 Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 When you start saying "Storm it," when you miss a shot in tennis. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) Heck, I've just started using cosmerian swears where ever I go. On Roshar I'd be a bit profane, but here I just get weird stares! Edited March 1, 2019 by Shard of Thought 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypatia Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) You know Sandersonitis is spreating in your family, when you get the Master Thesis from your daughter and the acknowledgements are underlined with the words: "Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination" Edited March 1, 2019 by hypatia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinkoln Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 You know you're a sanderfan when suddenly you stub your toe and swear in the Lord Rulers name 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not an Evil Librarian Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Chinkoln said: You know you're a sanderfan when suddenly you stub your toe and swear in the Lord Rulers name Please don't use his name in vain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinkoln Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 I don't actually swear in real life, I just came up with something to say. When you are being creative and stitch some designs in a shirt, and realize that they are allomantic symbols. You are in science and the teacher asks, "What is the name of our universe?" and you instinctively shout out "Cosmere!". In exasperation, she asks "What is the name of our planet?" and she gets varying responses. The responses are as follows-Scadrial, Sel, Roshar, Nalthis, Taldian, and Threnody. You sit back in satisfaction, your work here is done, and the Almighty's will has been taught. (The Almighty is also called Brandon Sanderson) 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 57 minutes ago, Chinkoln said: You are in science and the teacher asks, "What is the name of our universe?" and you instinctively shout out "Cosmere!". In exasperation, she asks "What is the name of our planet?" and she gets varying responses. The responses are as follows-Scadrial, Sel, Roshar, Nalthis, Taldian, and Threnody. You sit back in satisfaction, your work here is done, and the Almighty's will has been taught. (The Almighty is also called Brandon Sanderson) 1 hour ago, Chinkoln said: When you are being creative and stitch some designs in a shirt, and realize that they are allomantic symbols. Hey Chinkoln, quick heads up, try not to post multiple times in a row. The moderators get grumpy when you do that. Instead, just edit your previous post if you have something to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 When you converted so many people you have to think back okay: people I got to read Sanderson count: Spoiler V Promised count: Spoiler ^ Total Spoiler l 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 On 2/28/2019 at 3:57 PM, Tesh said: When whenever your friend (fellow Sanderfan) texts you something stupid, you send her that one picture of Szeth with his face in his hand. I send them this instead: credit goes to @Titan Arum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Just now, Ethan_Sedai said: I send them this instead: credit goes to @Titan Arum These airsick people, there are too many of them out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallan&Pattern Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 When you realize that Hoid is the Doctor. He travels everywhere, doesnt exactly know why he is some places until things happen. He is OOOOOOLD but still young at heart. And he is very clever!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Reader Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 (edited) I would be VERY concerned if the Doctor was half as... manipulative as Hoid I mean, you're right, but they have very different vibes. EDIT: Also! That reminded me of this... (Not sure where it's from, I found it on a Google search) Edited March 5, 2019 by Reckless Reader 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not an Evil Librarian Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 Hoid is not The Doctor. The Doctor is Hoid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcoss Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 I live in Israel so a lot of the media I consume is in hebrew and there was that one commercial I was half listening to when it said something about "another day", now in hebrew that is pronounced Od Yom( עוד יום ) and I was like- Odium? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wyndlerunner Posted March 6, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 You know you're a Sanderfan when you hear about a huge storm coming in and I was like "Highstorm", and then I asked what direction it was blowing in from (hoping it would be east). Nope. Turns out it's coming in from the west. My reaction as follows. "The wrong way... It's blowing the wrong way. They called it the Last Desolation, but they lied. The Everstorm comes!" Everybody else in the room: 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 (edited) Hah! How I would’ve loved to have been in that room! Have an upvote (*or three ) friend! YKYASF when you realize that your crush’s crush (who is also your best friend (who is crushing on a completely different girl (yes it’s complicated (It’s also hilarious)))) is a lighteyes, and since you’re a darkeyes you really have your work cut out for ya. *I am not insinuating that I am multi-accounting at all I’m just hinting that maybe this post** deserves a minimum of three upvotes please do not disembowl me. **and by this post I mean the post above me. Edited March 6, 2019 by The Technovore 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallan&Pattern Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 On 3/5/2019 at 8:34 AM, Reckless Reader said: I would be VERY concerned if the Doctor was half as... manipulative as Hoid I mean, you're right, but they have very different vibes. EDIT: Also! That reminded me of this... (Not sure where it's from, I found it on a Google search) That is really great. I totally agree! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 When you freak out and start fangirling when you realize that your 5th grade teacher was named Mrs. Edgli. (seriously) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 YKYSW you try to do your 3rd quarter book report on Skyward then forget the book at home so instead do it on WoK because you have it with you. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 YKYASF when you realize that the map hanging on your wall has a border filled with quotes that all just basically say “Journey before destination” and have an internal freak out. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotarySojac Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 -When you're in orchestra and the conductor says "terraced dynamics" and you hear "Terris dynamics". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 When someone in a book says "Storms", and you accept it instinctively as a curse, then have to go back, confused, when that's not it. When there's a place called the Rift and people called Ardents in the same book, and you're just sitting there, internally freaking out. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 The person I'm now working on converting recently finished WoK. She sent me a text with a lot of capitalized letters asking if Kaladin and Adolin became best friends. YKYASF when your response to something like that is simply RAFO. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 You know you're a Sanderfan when you see this book and think "really? A Mistborn knockoff? Come on, have some respect!" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said: You know you're a Sanderfan when you see this book and think "really? A Mistborn knockoff? Come on, have some respect!" Yeah... even the quote at the top! “Action and adventure with a fearless heroine at the helm.” Sounds a bit too familiar... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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