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You Know You're a Sanderfan When... Part 2

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When you say "I am offend! You will apology with boots!" to your barefoot sister.

When you think your car's windshield in winter looks like the Shattered Plains.

When your NitroType name is Ryshadium.

When you create a deeply troubling Cosmere-themed Christmas carol (WoK spoilers):

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Highstorm tonight,

A Windrunner's flight,

Oh no, it's

The Assassin in White!

Dalinar is too drunk to fight,

And Gavilar's out of Stormlight

Tonight there are secrets and screams

Tonight ends an era of peace

 

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You wear a glove on your hand, and just your left hand, solely for the reference that no one, I repeat, no one, is going to get. 

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When you spend time reading the previous states of the Sanderson. Then you laugh because you realize how much even Brandon himself didn't know how long the RIthmatist 2 would take to write. poor ignorant fans who think that there will actually ever be a sequel written to that book. Rithmatist 2 will be pushed back eventually so much that everyone knows that it just is a few more decades off. At This point sanderson would have died and there are authors whose sole purpose is to write the second rithmatist and it still wouldn't get done.

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When you've been posting on this thread for over 200 pages.

When you've convinced your friend to wear the Bridge Four shirt you got her tomorrow.

Happy Koloss Head-Munching Day!!!

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You're reloading the Brandon Sanderson home page repeatedly to see if it will load State of the Sanderson 2019.

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When you're very mad that your school announcements mentioned that it was national oatmeal cookie day but not Koloss Head Munching Day!!! The heresy!

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11 hours ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

When you're very mad that your school announcements mentioned that it was national oatmeal cookie day but not Koloss Head Munching Day!!! The heresy!

The irony...

Wow.

The unintentional pun.

When you're reading State of the Sanderson and keep making weird noises in response to different things (tWoK leatherbound, needing signings to change, Skyward 3, Stormlight 4, the fact that he's probably going to be dead before the Cosmere is finished...) and are disappointed in the fact that your mom isn't emphasizing with you.

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On 11/14/2017 at 8:39 PM, Truthweaver said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you see a book called The Blackthorn Key by an author with the last name of Sands, and immediately get suspicious.

I was wondering if anyone else made that connection! Have you read it?

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11 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

When Sanderson Memes is missing and you are freaking out.

WHERE HAS IT GONE

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When without thinking you scream out Kelek's Breath as a swear in frustration.

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On 23/12/2019 at 5:33 AM, Butt Ad Venture said:

When Sanderson Memes is missing and you are freaking out.

I noticed that as well, I need my fill!!

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When you had a really weird dream last night in which you were in B&N and browsing their notebooks and bookmarks, but there was a ton of Sanderson stuff. Some stickers and shirts that i was looking at on Redbubble the other day, the new socks, and weird books with Skyward themed covers. Most notably was the one called proper etiquette in a marriage, or something like that.

It really makes me wonder what's going on in my subconscious...

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On 12/22/2019 at 10:33 PM, Butt Ad Venture said:

When Sanderson Memes is missing and you are freaking out.

Wait, what - the thread is missing? Have you contacted a mod?

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YKYASFW you hear the Yoda Bad Lip Reading Video, My Stick, and it reminds you of how the Shard talks about the best Stick. 

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14 minutes ago, Paalm Tree said:

YKYASFW you hear the Yoda Bad Lip Reading Video, My Stick, and it reminds you of how the Shard talks about the best Stick. 

 

That’s not ‘my stick’ that’s ‘seagulls’

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Theres a new one.

Seagulls stop it now is also great

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Oh oof, sorry about that, for me its saying it's my Stick

 

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Okay for me it says, My Stick. Help, I broke it.

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I think it’s the stick one for me too? 

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When you revisit this thread for the first time in 6 months to a year because people have been upvoting a bunch of your old posts.

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