+Ark1002 Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 When you get mad and call your brother an airsick lowlander because he doesn't have an intelligent answer for what to do with unlimited power... the little cremling... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Ark1002 said: When you get mad and call your brother an airsick lowlander because he doesn't have an intelligent answer for what to do with unlimited power... the little cremling... When you do that to everyone for everything. Airsick Lowlander. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictorius Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 When you and your only other Cosmere reading friend play on a private server on Ark:Survival Evolved named Roshar and name all your dinosaurs after Cosmere characters. All hail Dalinar the T-Rex. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 When you see a bumper sticker that says GB on it and wonder what the Ghostbloods have to do with the British flag. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 When you unconsciously type "I am hope" instead of "I am home" when texting. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Nictorius said: play on... Ark.... named Roshar... all your dinosaurs... Cosmere... All hail Dalinar the T-Rex. This is what I read the first time. I thought you were talking about me. I was just skimming through. I was SO confused until I reread it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Nictorius said: When you and your only other Cosmere reading friend play on a private server on Ark:Survival Evolved named Roshar and name all your dinosaurs after Cosmere characters. All hail Dalinar the T-Rex. When you think of how maps of Ark: Survival Evolved. could become Cosmere worlds for a mod. ps. All I have is Taldain for Scorched Earth, Roshar for the Island, and Scadrial for Aberration. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Slowswift said: When you unconsciously type "I am hope" instead of "I am home" when texting. Hey Guys! I'm hope! You know you're a Sanderfan when you cried tears of joy as you held OB for the first time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 When you have just spent the last half an hour trying to train your brothers to use cosmere insults. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 When you see a tiny little black dot in the air and then it dissapears and you ask yourself what kind of spren it was 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 When you are playing the mistborn rpg with a friend who doesn't want to read any more books than mera1 written by Sanderson and you try to convince him every time that it's worth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhapsody Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) Hmm I believe I know that friend. And I have been trying and trying to get him to read more but he just says he doesn't like reading. (but has a list of about 50 books he would like to read sometime....) actually he didn't read only Mb era 1 but also warbreaker and elantris. and liked them.... I just don't understand why he doesn't want to read any more. When you play the Mistborn RPG because you just don't want to leave that world just yet... Edited July 20, 2018 by Rhapsody fixed typos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Rhapsody said: Hmm I believe I know that friend. And I have been trying and trying to get him to read more but he just says he doesn't like reading. (but has a list of about 50 books he would like to read sometime....) actually he didn't read only Mb era 1 but also warbreaker and elantris. and liked them.... I just don't understand why he doesn't want to read any more. Sry my mistake I totally forgot those two... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harlem Worldhoppers Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 When you start typing out a post on these forums that you think looks like this: But in reality looks like this: 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 So I was at the library today, and I swear, the guy checking out the books looked so much like Sanderson that I mentally freaked got really confused since he’s going to be in Idaho. Then I saw his name tag which said Eric C. Wishful thinking... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ashspren Posted July 20, 2018 Popular Post Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) When you’re trying to get someone to read Mistborn... Them: I’m hungry. Me: Ising the wanting of eats? Them: What? Me: Read Mistborn and you’ll learn what that means. ~~~ Them: Hey Ashspren, you should try this pasta dish. It’s really good. Me: You know what else is really good? Them: Don’t. You. Dare— Me: Mistborn. ~~~ Them: I’m bored. Me: You know what you should do? Them: (sigh) Read Mistborn? Me: Read Mistborn. ~~~ Me: I’m sick. Them: Oh no, anything I can do for you? Me: Go get me Mistborn. It’s sitting on the desk across the room. Them: (gets book) (hands it to me) Me: (hands book back to them) Them: What?... Me: Read Mistborn and I'll feel better. ~~~ Them: What are you looking at on your phone? Me: Memes. Them: Ooooh let me see. Me: Nope! Spoilers. They're Mistborn memes. Them: (gasp) Mistborn has memes? Me: Yes. Read Mistborn. ~~~ Me: Awww, look! He pulled out a book while dancing! ______ would totally do something like that, right? Them: Totally! You guys are like my OTP, so I really need to read that book. What's it called? Me: (grins evilly) Them: (crestfallen) It can't be... Me: Mistborn? Them: ...yeah. Me: Indeed it is! Read Mistborn. ~~~ Me: Read Mistborn. Them: I will eventually. Me: (counts to 5 in head) It's been eventually. Read Mistborn. ~~~ Yeah, I'm not a very patient person... Edited July 20, 2018 by Ashspren 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ashspren said: When you’re trying to get someone to read Mistborn... Them: I’m hungry. Me: Ising the wanting of eats? Them: What? Me: Read Mistborn and you’ll learn what that means. ~~~ Them: Hey Ashspren, you should try this pasta dish. It’s really good. Me: You know what else is really good? Them: Don’t. You. Dare— Me: Mistborn. ~~~ Them: I’m bored. Me: You know what you should do? Them: (sigh) Read Mistborn? Me: Read Mistborn. ~~~ Me: I’m sick. Them: Oh no, anything I can do for you? Me: Go get me Mistborn. It’s sitting on the desk across the room. Them: (gets book) (hands it to me) Me: (hands book back to them) Them: What?... Me: Read Mistborn and I'll feel better. ~~~ Them: What are you looking at on your phone? Me: Memes. Them: Ooooh let me see. Me: Nope! Spoilers. They're Mistborn memes. Them: (gasp) Mistborn has memes? Me: Yes. Read Mistborn. ~~~ Me: Awww, look! He pulled out a book while dancing! ______ would totally do something like that, right? Them: Totally! You guys are like my OTP, so I really need to read that book. What's it called? Me: (grins evilly) Them: (crestfallen) It can't be... Me: Mistborn? Them: ...yeah. Me: Indeed it is! Read Mistborn. ~~~ Me: Read Mistborn. Them: I will eventually. Me: (counts to 5 in head) It's been eventually. Read Mistborn. ~~~ Yeah, I'm not a very patient person... Describes my life as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 23 minutes ago, Ashspren said: Me: Awww, look! He pulled out a book while dancing! ______ would totally do something like that, right? Them: Totally! You guys are like my OTP, so I really need to read that book. What's it called? Me: (grins evilly) Them: (crestfallen) It can't be... Me: Mistborn? Them: ...yeah. Me: Indeed it is! Read Mistborn. *Tries to figure out what's happening* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Kidpen said: *Tries to figure out what's happening* I was reading Hero of the Ages, and freaking out about it like crazy. I started ranting to them. Also, the person who I was trying to convince to read Mistborn ships me and ______. Sorry, that one was confusing. Edited July 20, 2018 by Ashspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 When the 17th shard is open in you laptop/ mobile 24/7... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 When you’re still trying to get the same person to read Mistborn... Me: *reading through Tumblr posts* Me: *notices friend watching me* Me: *loud obnoxious laugh* Me: *looks at friend* Me: (passive-aggressively) Sorry, it’s just a Mistborn thing. You wouldn’t get it. Me: *finds another Tumblr post* Me: *repeats everything above* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 20, 2018 Report Share Posted July 20, 2018 When if you aren't on this sight for a day you start to feel physically ill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harlem Worldhoppers Posted July 21, 2018 Report Share Posted July 21, 2018 When you misuse a quote from one of the books and wonder if Ruin has been tampering with your precious hardback editions. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 22, 2018 Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 When you wake up to find it raining, and your first thought is: "Wow, how did I sleep through a highstorm? It's too short to be the Weeping, so this must be the riddens." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted July 22, 2018 Report Share Posted July 22, 2018 (edited) You know you're a sanderfan when you hear someone say Hey Siri! and think they're talking about the Warbreaker character. Edited July 22, 2018 by Archer Italicized like a good boi. I should have put quotation marks, but I was feeling rebellious. *ninja emoji* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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