AonEne Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Silva said: The imploding one? Yeah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 18 minutes ago, AonEne said: Yeah. Who 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 @Alvron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said: I don't know what this is... ..but I upvoted it... It's one that a friend of ours wrote. It hasn't been publiched. Side note: said friend doesn't even know about the Cosmere. She said something to the effect of "I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm honored that you're including my goldfish in it." Also, thanks for the upvote! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 When you check the forum every morning before checking Whats App. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 When you have a seventeenth shard account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, DarthWoodrack said: When you have a seventeenth shard account. True that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, DarthWoodrack said: When you have a seventeenth shard account. I second this motion. You know you're a Sanderfan when you convince your father (who doesn't read fantasy) to read The Emperor's Soul with a passionate argument that it isn't fantasy, but rather a book about the nature of the human soul, and the nature of art. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 When you try to find grounds to sue your library when they stop carrying most of Brandon Sandersons books. I'm still working on it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 When you look at your history and have to scroll far not to find a 17th shard link 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avital Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 When you're so proud of the fact that you bought the last copy of white sand from Barnes and Nobles! (Which was so good btw) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 When your desktop background at work shows the symbol of Scadrial and you love to answer the question "what does that mean?". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 18 hours ago, Silva said: When you look at your history and have to scroll far not to find a 17th shard link That means that you have closed he tab one the website. How dare you! You know your a Sanderfan when you had just finished Way of Kings and was in the mood for some short fiction, so you pull out mistborn. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 52 minutes ago, DarthWoodrack said: in the mood for some short fiction, so you pull out mistborn. When Mistborn counts as short fiction. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 You know you are a sanderfan when: your entire history on your computer is various pages of the coppermind, seventeenth shard, and brandon sanderson website. You haven't closed this site in months You read the entire mistborn series again every time you have a question When you can spend days wondering about the effects of Hemalurgy in beavers You can confuse your mom (who introduced my to Brandon Sanderson) about mistborn in a couple of sentences When you begin to forget the difference between the cosmere and... um, the other place. The, thing. With, like, no magic I think? You know you are a sanderfan when you get someone into Brandon Sanderson enough that they start a successful seventeenth shard account and go on almost as often as you do When you have made Brandon Sanderson the favorite author of all but one of your family, and get into arguments over the subject with the last family member all the time, eventually ending in walking away with a final shout of "Cremling!"/"airsick lowlander!"/"Storming Fool!"/Rusts and Ruin!"/"Calamity!" When you get confused that people don't understand your lectures on the similarities between cremlings and beetles and the differences between spren and ghosts When you can offhand come up with nine different things for this thread 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silva Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 hour ago, DarthWoodrack said: That means that you have closed he tab one the website. How dare you! You know your a Sanderfan when you had just finished Way of Kings and was in the mood for some short fiction, so you pull out mistborn. No. It means I’ve clicked on to too many topics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Silva said: No. It means I’ve clicked on to too many topics. Oh. right. Sorry.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 You know you're a Sanderfan when this happens... Characters: ME, FRIEND A, FRIEND B ME: I swear, I haven't seen you in forever, Friend A. Are you still reading a lot of books and stuff? FRIEND A: Yeah. Y'know, I've been reading a lot of fantasy lately. My boyfriend introduced me to this author... do you know Brandon– ME, FRIEND A: SANDERSON? ME, FRIEND A: AHHHHHH!!!! (jump up and down for a minute straight) ME, FRIEND A: (freak out about Sanderson for two hours, while FRIEND B sits by, confused) FRIEND B: How have you guys been talking about this for so long?!?! ME: Well, you see... Sanderson's books are incredibly long, like 1000 pages of pure awesomeness, so we need to spend a proportionate amount of time talking about them. FRIEND A: It's logic. FRIEND B: ...I need to start reading these. ME: After, like, months of me trying to get you to read Sanderson books... this was all it took?! FRIEND B: Yeah, I guess... ME: Ok, so one thing before you start reading... (grabs FRIEND B's shoulders, looks into their eyes) ME: Hoid. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 When you have had two dreams about Brandon coming to your school. When your dream is to go to the fourth MB release. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 (edited) You know you’re a Sanderfan (Can we abbreviate this?... YKYASF?) when you make a roast battle tournament for Cosmere characters... I need 16 people, and have 2 so far. If anyone is interested, check it out please! 2 hours ago, Tesh said: When you have had two dreams about Brandon coming to your school. When your dream is to go to the fourth MB release. I’ve had dreams about teaming up with some friends to steal Brandon’s notes and learn all of the secrets about Hoid’s backstory... #noregrets Also, you know you’re a Sanderfan when you learn that Lea Michele’s engagement ring diamond is cut in a style called a “radiant cut,” and start to realize that maybe Glee is just a TV show to showcase how Lightweavers show off their artistic powers with no Stormlight to surgebind with... Edited July 17, 2018 by Ashspren 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Tesh said: When you have had two dreams about Brandon coming to your school. When your dream is to go to the fourth MB release. Same! TLM is going to be legit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted July 17, 2018 Report Share Posted July 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Wyndlerunner said: Same! TLM is going to be legit! WARNING! IMPROPER USE OF LEGIT! Legit= legitimate TLM is going to be legitimate? Yes, it will be. It's also going to be awesome. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 You know you are a sanderfan when: You spend all of your spendable money buying Brandon Sanderson books (including some you have already read) to grow your collection You have convinced your mom to preorder wax and wayne 4 the moment it becomes available to preorder You check for Brandon Sanderson book signings as often as possible, to find out if one is near you You read half of Oathbringer in a day You sit in your house, reading and randomly smiling or laughing, confusing your family members (reading Oathbringer, haven't had a chance until know) Your entire extended family knows you as "the guy who reads fantasy during family gatherings", and you get mad that they are genrallizing fantasy, and include steelheart in that category of fantasy when it is more accurately science fiction Anyone who seems like they have the brain type that can comprehend some of your rants, you spend hours lecturing them on different facets of the cosmere and the reckoners multiverse, with no regard for if they care or want to listen in the slightest Your dreams consist entirely of mistborn, the stormlight archive, the rithmatist, the reckoners, going to Brandon Sanderson signings, and Brandon Sanderson coming to my school You are trying to figure out the scientific solution to how to create new hemalurgic animals so you could make a short story about a hemalurgic scientist When you can without to much thinking come up with another set of answers for this thread 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Tesh said: WARNING! IMPROPER USE OF LEGIT! Legit= legitimate TLM is going to be legitimate? Yes, it will be. It's also going to be awesome. Yes, but the current societal denotation of 'legit' is equivalent to the dictionary definition of awesome. Vindication. You know you're a Sanderfan when you think of the gun when you use the word Vindication Edited July 18, 2018 by Wyndlerunner 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Wyndlerunner said: You know you're a Sanderfan when you think of the gun when you use the word Vindication Doesn't everyone who's read Wax and Wayne? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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