Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 When you're talking with a girl on Google Hangouts, and your little brother asks if you have her phone number, and when you reply in the affirmative he proceeds to ask if you've given her a handkerchief. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 You know that you're a Sanderfan when you go to a school dance and start reading a book at a table. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: You know that you're a Sanderfan when you go to a school dance and start reading a book at a table. I did that at a dance once! It was a Halloween dance, so I dressed up in a colorful suit and left it unbuttoned, with a loose tie and the top button of my shirt undone, and with ruffled hair. I then proceeded to put a paperback copy of The Way of Kings in my pocket, go to the dance, and sit down next to the door and read. In fact, the only reason that I went to that dance was for that specific costume. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 You know you're a Mormon Sanderfan when you wonder if Kaladin ever said: And I, Kaladin, being young, nevertheless was large in stature. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Reader Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 24 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: You know that you're a Sanderfan when you go to a school dance and start reading a book at a table. I do this anyway. Regardless of costume. Also, I found a Hammond pretzel company. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: You know you're a Mormon Sanderfan when you wonder if Kaladin ever said: And I, Kaladin, being young, nevertheless was large in stature. Ha! Yes. The dance I was speaking of was actually a regional dance. 4 minutes ago, Reckless Reader said: I do this anyway. Regardless of costume. I have as well, but the costume made me happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 On 6/20/2018 at 4:54 PM, Ishar said: I got a friend to make these Yo, I just saw this. I have been working on a thing like it. It is a little spoilery, so I'll link it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 (edited) When you step outside and the grass doesn't retract and you're like "The Shin are strange." Edited July 6, 2018 by BitBitio the Mudkip 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 1 hour ago, ElephantEarwax said: Yo, I just saw this. I have been working on a thing like it. It is a little spoilery, so I'll link it. Yeah, that’s pretty cool. I am trying to get my friend to make more but he is out of town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 When someone says "for Pete's sake" and you somehow hear how the word is spelled. And it's Peet for you. When you see the book title "Guide to Money and Investing" and, well, my thoughts should be obvious to any Sanderfan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyrann Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 12 hours ago, BitBitio the Mudkip said: When you step outside and the grass doesn't retract and you're like "The Shin are strange." The grass is actually retracting here, though at a slow speed... Might have to do more with the drought than anything else though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 When you're sitting at your desk, eating pop tarts, desperately wishing for something relevant to post here, anything to display your extreme sanderfan-iness. Your extreme Devotion to the fandom! Your Ambition to read everything Brandon has ever written! Your sense of Honor, that could never let you skip to the end of a book, or start on the second book of a series! That same Honor that forbids you from skipping a prologue! Your distress when someone Ruins an ending by a spoiler! Oh, but spoilers, the embodiment of Odium! How you long to live in Autonomy! Separated from all sources of spoilers. Living in Harmony within the Dominion of the Cosmere. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 You're likely a Sanderfan when you go to a school full of geeks and you're one of the geekiest among them. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said: You're likely a Sanderfan when you go to a school full of geeks and you're one of the geekiest among them. Saaaaaaaaaame. It’s fine for me though, since all my friends are at least an 8 on a 1-10 scale. Nothing compared to my 14/10... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 When you find a solid gold shrine to Brandon Sanderson that costs more than your house, and you buy it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Apollyon said: Saaaaaaaaaame. It’s fine for me though, since all my friends are at least an 8 on a 1-10 scale. Nothing compared to my 14/10... Theirs a scale? why can't it measure me... Also, you know your a Sanderfan when you give someone 20 cookies to get them to read the first chapter in mistborn. I'm totally not speaking from experience. ps. It worked. Edited July 7, 2018 by DarthWoodrack 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 3 hours ago, Apollyon said: Saaaaaaaaaame. It’s fine for me though, since all my friends are at least an 8 on a 1-10 scale. Nothing compared to my 14/10... Most of my friends are either Sanderfans or are being pushed to it by me and/or my other friends, so we're good there, and any non Sanderfan friends are huge geeks, so I'm pretty solid there as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said: Most of my friends are either Sanderfans or are being pushed to it by me and/or my other friends, so we're good there, and any non Sanderfan friends are huge geeks, so I'm pretty solid there as well. Unfortunately, my friends aren’t Sanderfans. My biggest success among them is reading MB Era 1 and Elantris. She did promise to read SA over the summer... so we’ll see where that goes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 (edited) If it doesn't go anywhere you need new friends. Or just live on here like I do. Expect sleep, video games, reading, and the occasional YouTube video. Edited July 7, 2018 by DarthWoodrack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, Apollyon said: Unfortunately, my friends aren’t Sanderfans. My biggest success among them is reading MB Era 1 and Elantris. She did promise to read SA over the summer... so we’ll see where that goes. Urgh. I'm sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 It’s fine. A good half of them know my MB references (minus Era 2). They’re still great people, and can geek out about lots of other things, even if it doesn’t measure up to Sanderson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Reader Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 When you refer to leftovers as "lefting of the over of this". (I don't know if this is correct, but it sounded pretty good) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 15 minutes ago, Apollyon said: It’s fine. A good half of them know my MB references (minus Era 2). They’re still great people, and can geek out about lots of other things, even if it doesn’t measure up to Sanderson. Ah. Good. Geeking out is always good, even if it isn't Sanderson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Apollyon said: It’s fine. A good half of them know my MB references (minus Era 2). They’re still great people, and can geek out about lots of other things, even if it doesn’t measure up to Sanderson. One of my friends and I are the most up-to-date with Cosmere stuff, so we make a bunch of references to things that other friends don’t understand. They get really annoyed, but we’re like “Eh. We’re cool with it. We’ve got our references.” I mean like, I’m sorry, but when someone calls me “ambitious,” what else and I supposed to think about?! Of course, there’s a discussion about Sho Del after that, and it’s storming awesome. Edited July 7, 2018 by Ashspren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 You know you're a Sanderfan when the Facebook page for LTUE shares a meme that you created and originally posted to the Shard. True story, look! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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