Ashiok Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 too good man... too good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Back on topic - when you catch a flight back home, land when it's raining heavily and the first thought in your mind is 'did a highstorm just pass by?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terra of Roshar Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 When your ten year old brother asks what a lashing is (in the context of historical punishments), and your first thought is to say (WOR spoilers) "It's what Kaladin does when he changes gravity," and restrain yourself not by remembering that that wasn't the definition he was looking for OR that he hasn't read the books, but by the fact that you should say Szeth instead to avoid spoilers. When you laugh maniacally while playing Minecraft because villagers use emeralds for currency. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 When you obsessively check your email to see if Mr. Sanderson replied 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
signspace13 Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 When you obsessively check your email to see if Mr. Sanderson replied I totally got a copy of whitesand one day after emailing him!! On topic: when you buy a monitor just so you can have 17th shard open on it all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 (edited) When you embrace your inner Elend and bring books (okay, fine, a book!) to a function because your relatives are far less interesting than ugly crab-lizard things and a book isn't. Edited May 17, 2014 by Ketek 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I do this K, it drives the wife up the wall like a Windrunner who saw a spider. When you wish you could Sooth one dog to calm down and Riot the other so he actually does SOMETHING other than grump at the young dog. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 (edited) Pre-Sanderson Books: Oh look, an inconsistency in the books. Oh well, no Author's perfect. Post-Sanderson Books: Oh Look! An inconsistency in the Books! There must be a Massive plot twist coming! Edited May 18, 2014 by Hello. My name is Joe 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I do this K, it drives the wife up the wall like a Windrunner who saw a spider. When you wish you could Sooth one dog to calm down and Riot the other so he actually does SOMETHING other than grump at the young dog. Tell her at least you didn't try to use your Lightweaver powers and just send an illusion there like you did last time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Hehehe Shhh Ketek, she's not supposed to know. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 Pre-Sanderson Books: Oh look, an inconsistency in the books. Oh well, no Author's perfect. Post-Sanderson Books: Oh Look! An inconsistency in the Books! There must be a Massive blot twist coming! Or rather - "inconsistency! This must mean something relating to what happened in chapter three because of the other character who.... No wait. This isn't Sanderson. It's just an inconsistency. :(" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starspren Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 when you drop a key in the grass and your first thought is to use iron or steel to find it easier. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 or Gold to see exactly where you dropped it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 when you, after reading the High Imperial thread, seek to confuse all your friends by speaking it for an entire day, then decide that you want to make a dictionary for it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starspren Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 when you feel really stupid when you can't spell "feather" because you see it all the time in the forums 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowspren Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 When you find yourself trying to use Brass on your teacher as they get mad at you for not doing your homework... Or trying to lift something heavy and wondering how how much easier it would be with Feruchemy... Or cutting vegetables and having a random desire to try cutting them with a shardblade... Or start cursing like someone on scadrial... Lord Ruler that gets annoying!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardmancer Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 When all you do is troll these forums because the anticipation of the next Sanderson book is killing ME! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 When you realise that you've read every interview, just so you can claim to have seen WoB on every theory. But barely ever actually source your unfounded accusations because phone and also lazy. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 When you have a mini internal freak attack when someone speaks perfect High Imperial while only trying to speak non-grammatically. You mourn their lack of Mistborn knowledge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lightsworn Panda Posted May 21, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) When you complain of stomach pains and your doctor finds coins in your gut. (Yeah! First popular post!) Edited July 5, 2014 by Lightsworn Panda 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Everyone upvote that. it was beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Wen you complain of stomach pains and your doctor finds coins in your gut. Maybe you're just burning the wrong mix of metals 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baine Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 When you have to wear loose red robes because your bones are twisted and misshapen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 When you had a mini heart attack when you realized this topic was deleted, and didn't hesitate to make a new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 When you had a mini heart attack when you realized this topic was deleted, and didn't hesitate to make a new one.I'm confused... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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