Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Ha! That's hillarious! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devout Pathian Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 (edited) When eating cereal in the morning, you look at the levels of metals and think, “yes there is zinc, I can use my emotional allomancy.” Edited June 4, 2018 by Aurora the Rioter spelling 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necessary Eagle Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 (edited) When you do a double take upon seeing a librarian wearing a shirt that says "Alcatraz". Edited May 31, 2018 by Necessary Eagle 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarian AL Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 When you see a broken lamp post and think: reckless coinshots! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Reader Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 When you're listening to your friend talk about how she prepared for the test, and something about it seems off but you can't place your finger on it... until you realize she prepared in all three realms. Physical by getting enough sleep, cognitive by studying and spiritual by wearing clothes she liked. When you have a 6 1/2 inch tall stack of exactly three books. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) I like Sanderson books, they are good for hitting people with. Quote Sorry, I just read the first four Alcatraz books... Edited June 1, 2018 by Jehoiada 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 When you and @Cel have this long conversation about which Cosmere shirt we should get. We're going to get matching ones, and are trying to decide between the Bridge Four one with just the big glyph across the front, or the one with the Cosmere symbol, or the Ask me about the Cosmere one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gasper Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 When you see a grey sheet at the thrift store and think "mistcloak" or your brother attacks you with a life sized foam shardblade. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarian AL Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 Don't know If this is relevant but my sister asked me why the internet was not working and I immediately said: Something must be blocking the Dor. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 When you haven’t finished your reread of a Sanderson book and it’s due at the library today so you read the last 300 pages in an hour. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 When @Cel's phone case looks like it has little bits of brass in it, so you are always joking about licking it. (And actually licking it. ) So now we joke about licking the brass players in band too. They're gross though. Not all brass players are, just the ones in our band. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyLameness Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 My housemate and I share a birthday and she set up a Facebook event with the word 'Spikey' in it. (For non-Cosmere related reasons) I'm going to bake chocolate chip cookies and giggle manically to myself every time someone eats one. There is maybe two people coming who may get the joke. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gasper Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 when you see jewelry and start thinking they are metalminds. Especially when it is someone with a ton of piercings. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 On 6/1/2018 at 0:36 PM, Barbarian AL said: Don't know If this is relevant but my sister asked me why the internet was not working and I immediately said: Something must be blocking the Dor. Elantris spoilers: Spoiler And you can't even use Google Earth to help you figure out what the problem is!! Oh nooooo... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimy_Slider Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 When you decide to make your signature either written in Vorin script or as a Glyph. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud Darkeyes Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 (edited) When it rains steadily for more than a day and your family is super confused about this 'Weeping' you keep mentioning Edited June 3, 2018 by Bailal1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 When you are desperately trying to convince your Sanderfriends to get accounts on the 17th Shard but they refuse to because of what they’ve seen it do to you... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gasper Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 When you start wondering where allomantic steel is on the iron carbon phase diagram. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Mwa a ha ha ha! When you bought a copy of Warbreaker even though you've already read it, and a copy of the Dark Talent, even though you still need to read the fourth book. And a Bridge Four shirt, and an Ask Me About the Cosmere one. Mwa ha ha ha! The books will get here on Monday, and the shirts on Wednesday. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyLameness Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 The GM of my Shadowrun RPG group gave us a Shardblade. He hasn't read SA so it was completely accidental and now I keep getting weird looks because of exactly how eager I am about this development. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesura Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 My friend hasn't even read Stormlight yet, but I've got her saying "deevy". Also I've been listening to the Kaladin album on repeat for most of the day while I study. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 When you get on the Shard before putting in your contacts in the morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 When your friend who has not read the cosmere asks what they should do a project about, and on a whim you answer "Autonomy", and they reply "What aspect?" They had no idea why I thought it was so funny. It made my day. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 I've been over every inch of my county library and I have yet to find secret rooms anywhere. The place is open-plan, I can see into every nook. And it's small enough that I was able to walk around the outside to make sure there wasn't any suspicious extra-thick walls that could hide an expander's glass made lair. If there was a door to a dungeon or dinosaur-infested archive, I would have seen it by now. Suffice to say, I'm thoroughly disappointed. I guess my local evil librarians are using trapdoors. Probably hidden under the front desk. You know you're a Sanderfan when you're contemplating getting a job at breaking into a library to search for hidden levels. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, Archer said: I've been over every inch of my county library and I have yet to find secret rooms anywhere. The place is open-plan, I can see into every nook. And it's small enough that I was able to walk around the outside to make sure there wasn't any suspicious extra-thick walls that could hide an expander's glass made lair. If there was a door to a dungeon or dinosaur-infested archive, I would have seen it by now. Suffice to say, I'm thoroughly disappointed. I guess my local evil librarians are using trapdoors. Probably hidden under the front desk. You know you're a Sanderfan when you're contemplating getting a job at breaking into a library to search for hidden levels. Ah, you must live in one of the experimental areas. We've reserved those libraries for trying out new concepts to eventually push to the rest of the Hushlands. Trapdoors are a recent development that we've been refining for a couple months now. I think we should have them worldwide by the end of the year. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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