Swimmingly Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 I'm Tarzan, baby. But magical. Also, I eat metal. This ceramic plate? IT'S BECAUSE I CAN CONTROL BULLETS. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArcanist Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 When you dream of the Cosmere. Not any adventures or anything, just the Cosmere, being there, living on different worlds. Roshar is NOT FUN PEOPLE! Weekly hypercanes are horrible. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 When you see people with piercings and wonder just what sort of Hemalurgic abomination the Lord Ruler managed to conjure up. "Hey, can you give me directions to Kenton's Street? Wait, why are you backing away from me like that?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Just watch the Mists Ketek. If it embraces them or does nothing you're fine, if it shies away, pull the lynchpin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Pulling the lynchpin is so difficult, though. Better to just chop off their head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 But it didn't shy away from Wax! Did it? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Huh. That's a good point. Now that Ruin and Preservation are one, maybe the mists don't react like that anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 When you find yourself comparing Claudius and Gertrude (from Hamlet) to Dalinar and Navani. (Okay, SA Hamlet. Dalinar actually killed Gavilar, and Elhokar wants to kill Dalinar but must prove his guilt.....hmmm, maybe not). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriele Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 If you go for brooding hero, Kaladin is more like Hamlet than Elhokar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 (edited) SWIMMINGLY'S NEW PROFILE PICTURE IS... I CANNOT. Edited May 14, 2014 by Ketek 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! IMMA have nightmares now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 SWIMMINGLY'S NEW PROFILE PICTURE IS... I CANNOT. MWAHAHA. How about mine? My status explains it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 I like it. Actually I love all the Joke Profiles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 MWAHAHA. How about mine? My status explains it. Amusing, but it'd be better as a sig. And Swim has this... swimmingly feel no one can replicate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Thank Tempus, folks. He's the architect of these visual puns. I'll bring mine back every so often. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 (Mistborn) when somone asks you if Kelsier dies. You dodge the question by laughing and saying that maybe everyone dies. And they think you're joking XD 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 (Mistborn) when somone asks you if Kelsier dies. You dodge the question by laughing and saying that maybe everyone dies. And they think you're joking XD Even more spoilers for the whole trilogy. I laugh and say, "Yeah, Kelsier dies. So does Vin. And Elend? I wouldn't get too attached." Cost of The Hero of Ages as an e-book: $5.99. The look on my brother's face when he finishes the book and realizes I was telling the truth... priceless. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 (Mistborn) when somone asks you if Kelsier dies. You dodge the question by laughing and saying that maybe everyone dies. And they think you're joking XD "Everyone dies. It is how one lives that matters." Get it? Get it? No? Okay 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArcanist Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 With regards to Kelsier, I'd say "Everyone dies- it's what they do with it that matters." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyPilgrim Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Amusing, but it'd be better as a sig. And Swim has this... swimmingly feel no one can replicate. I don't intend to keep this profile pic long enough to bother editing my signature. Yes, it's easy, but I'm lazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 With regards to Kelsier, I'd say "Everyone dies- it's what they do with it that matters." That was actually a quote by Artemis Entreri, but ah well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 You know you're a Sanderfan when you surprise friends and family with random statements like this: "I think one of Apple's competitors should make a voice app named Vivenna." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheArcanist Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Well apparently someone wants to undertake the mammoth task of making an AI OS based off of JARVIS from the Iron Man movies, with Paul Bettany's voice and everything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I'd build a set of power armour just to have JARVIS in my ear. Best character in that movie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyrindor Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Nightblood=JARVIS. Your welcome. Just think: Would you like to destroy some evil today suh? (My attempt at a brittish accent, in your head) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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